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Thread: Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo

  1. #1
    Mikey Guest

    Default Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo

    I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.

    What should I do?


  2. #2
    Mike Plowman Guest

    Default Re: Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo

    On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000 (UTC), "Mikey" wrote:

    >I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.
    >
    >What should I do?


    Yoghurt or cream or even milk applied to the area will ease it. . Do
    not under any circumstances apply water or use anything like a wet
    wipe cos believe me you will pay even more.

    You should next time remember that you are a wimpy ponce who can't
    handle a curry and have one of those Tikka Massala dishes. :-)

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    The Natural Philosopher Guest

    Default Re: Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo

    "Mikey" wrote:
    > I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.
    >
    > What should I do?
    >

    Offer it to Mandelson.


  4. #4
    Fred X Guest

    Default Re: Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo

    On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:48:34 +0100, <Mikey> wrote:

    > I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.
    >
    > What should I do?
    >


    Film it and the upload it to YouPorn.com.

    Fred X

  5. #5
    Phil Stovell Guest

    Default Re: Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo

    On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000, "Mikey" wrote:

    > I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.
    >
    > What should I do?


    Drink 8 pints of Stella.


  6. #6
    Fitz Guest

    Default Re: Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo

    "Phil Stovell" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news[email protected]..
    > On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000, "Mikey" wrote:
    >
    >> I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.
    >>
    >> What should I do?

    >
    > Drink 8 pints of Stella.


    The problem is - in my experience - that is what sent us down this
    unfortunate path in the first place!



  7. #7
    Peter R Guest

    Default Re: Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo


    "Phil Stovell" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news[email protected]..
    > On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000, "Mikey" wrote:
    >
    >> I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.
    >>
    >> What should I do?

    >
    > Drink 8 pints of Stella.
    >
    >

    Stick a cork in it.

    Peter R.



  8. #8
    Dave Guest

    Default Re: Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo

    <Mikey> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
    > I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.
    >
    > What should I do?
    >


    Go and stick your head up it



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    Steve Terry Guest

    Default Re: Yesterday's extra hot vindaloo


    "Mike Plowman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000 (UTC), "Mikey" wrote:
    >
    >>I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.
    >>
    >>What should I do?

    >
    > Yoghurt or cream or even milk applied to the area will ease it. . Do
    > not under any circumstances apply water or use anything like a wet
    > wipe cos believe me you will pay even more.
    >
    >

    Only problem is, when he does that his boyfriend gets the wrong idea




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