On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:48:34 +0000 (UTC), "Mikey" wrote:
>I've just been for a **** and now my arsehole is spasming and gaping.
>What should I do?
Yoghurt or cream or even milk applied to the area will ease it. . Do
not under any circumstances apply water or use anything like a wet
wipe cos believe me you will pay even more.
You should next time remember that you are a wimpy ponce who can't
handle a curry and have one of those Tikka Massala dishes. :-)