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  1. #1
    Lynn from Fargo Guest

    Default A wonderful Easter Treat . . . WARNING: Semi-sacreligious


    First make a 9 X 13" pan of regular Rice Krispie bars. While they are
    still a little warm and soft, cut them with a cross shaped Easter
    Cookie Cutter. Remove from pan and place on wax paper. The tops will
    still be a bit sticky. Place one small Gummy Bear on the cross.
    There you are: "Corpus Crispie Bars"

    Lynn in Fargo
    Tune in next week for more of our festive Easter menu: Leg of Lamb
    of God with . . . Judas Iscarrots . . . Prince of Peas &
    Carrots . . . Holy Guacamole . . . ;-)


  2. #2
    sf Guest

    Default Re: A wonderful Easter Treat . . . WARNING: Semi-sacreligious

    On Fri, 10 Apr 2009 12:50:17 -0700 (PDT), Lynn from Fargo
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >First make a 9 X 13" pan of regular Rice Krispie bars. While they are
    >still a little warm and soft, cut them with a cross shaped Easter
    >Cookie Cutter. Remove from pan and place on wax paper. The tops will
    >still be a bit sticky. Place one small Gummy Bear on the cross.
    >There you are: "Corpus Crispie Bars"



    <GROAN!>

    --
    I love cooking with wine.
    Sometimes I even put it in the food.

  3. #3
    Melba's Jammin' Guest

    Default Re: A wonderful Easter Treat . . . WARNING: Semi-sacreligious

    In article
    <[email protected]>,
    Lynn from Fargo <[email protected]> wrote:

    > First make a 9 X 13" pan of regular Rice Krispie bars. While they are
    > still a little warm and soft, cut them with a cross shaped Easter
    > Cookie Cutter. Remove from pan and place on wax paper. The tops will
    > still be a bit sticky. Place one small Gummy Bear on the cross.
    > There you are: "Corpus Crispie Bars"
    >
    > Lynn in Fargo
    > Tune in next week for more of our festive Easter menu: Leg of Lamb
    > of God with . . . Judas Iscarrots . . . Prince of Peas &
    > Carrots . . . Holy Guacamole . . . ;-)



    Shame on you! ROTFL.

    --
    -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
    http://web.me.com/barbschaller - good news 4-6-2009
    "What you say about someone else says more
    about you than it does about the other person."

  4. #4
    Kathleen Guest

    Default Re: A wonderful Easter Treat . . . WARNING: Semi-sacreligious

    Lynn from Fargo wrote:

    > First make a 9 X 13" pan of regular Rice Krispie bars. While they are
    > still a little warm and soft, cut them with a cross shaped Easter
    > Cookie Cutter. Remove from pan and place on wax paper. The tops will
    > still be a bit sticky. Place one small Gummy Bear on the cross.
    > There you are: "Corpus Crispie Bars"
    >
    > Lynn in Fargo
    > Tune in next week for more of our festive Easter menu: Leg of Lamb
    > of God with . . . Judas Iscarrots . . . Prince of Peas &
    > Carrots . . . Holy Guacamole . . . ;-)
    >


    Oh geeze. I hosted a joint "Sweet 16 " party for my daughter and one of
    her friends at a local trampoline gym. In keeping with the time of the
    year I made a great big tollhouse sheet cookie and decorated it in a
    Halloween theme.

    I made gravestones and crosses out of white chocolate and white KitKat
    bars, and Hershey bar crypts with the lids broken or pushed aside to
    reveal Gummy Mummy occupants inside. There was a cauldron of chocolate
    eyeballs, gummy bugs and spiders, and a white chocolate path lit with 16
    candles, with little plastic werewolves, vampires and frankensteins
    shambling along it.

    The kids thought it was the coolest cake ever and I suspect every single
    employee at the gym took a picture with his or her cell phone.

    I'm not religious, or even superstitious but I have to admit to feeling
    just the slightest bit flinchy when they took one of the gummy mummies
    and nailed it to a KitKat bar cross with toothpicks.


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    Dimitri Guest

    Default Re: A wonderful Easter Treat . . . WARNING: Semi-sacreligious


    "Lynn from Fargo" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]...
    >
    > First make a 9 X 13" pan of regular Rice Krispie bars. While they are
    > still a little warm and soft, cut them with a cross shaped Easter
    > Cookie Cutter. Remove from pan and place on wax paper. The tops will
    > still be a bit sticky. Place one small Gummy Bear on the cross.
    > There you are: "Corpus Crispie Bars"
    >
    > Lynn in Fargo
    > Tune in next week for more of our festive Easter menu:


    Are you allowed to do both?

    "No Seder for me tonight. The community Seder is tomorrow (Thursday)
    and due to a (messy) upcoming divorce, friends are not hosting this
    year. My bestest Jewish friend and I are going to the Community
    Seder. I am bringing all the charoset ."


    Dimitri


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    Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig Guest

    Default Re: A wonderful Easter Treat . . . WARNING: Semi-sacreligious

    On Apr 10, 5:59*pm, "Dimitri" <Dimitr...@prodigy.net> wrote:
    > "Lynn from Fargo" <lynng...@i29.net> wrote in messagenews:[email protected]...
    >
    >
    >
    > > First make a 9 X 13" pan of regular Rice Krispie bars. *While they are
    > > still a little warm and soft, cut them with a cross shaped Easter
    > > Cookie Cutter. *Remove from pan and place on wax paper. The tops will
    > > still be a bit sticky. *Place one small Gummy Bear on the cross.
    > > There you are: *"Corpus Crispie Bars"

    >
    > > Lynn in Fargo
    > > Tune in next week for more of our festive Easter menu:

    >
    > Are you allowed to do both?
    >
    > "No Seder for me tonight. *The community Seder is tomorrow (Thursday)
    > and due to a (messy) upcoming divorce, friends are not hosting this
    > year. *My bestest Jewish friend and I are going to the *Community
    > Seder. *I am bringing all the charoset ."
    >
    > Dimitri


    Dimitri & Barb & Kathleen & sf,

    Dimitri said "Are you allowed to do both?" - Easter and Passover

    No, and I don't do both. That recipe is for a "cookbook" I wrote for
    a production of "Nunsense". We didn't like the one available with the
    script (the nuns sell the book during intermission) so a buddy and I
    wrote our own. In the script it's called "Baking with the
    B.V.M." (Blessed Virgin Mary).

    I was very poor one "winter holiday gifting season" so I resurrected
    the book as "It's Cooking for Chrissake!" snipped all the stuff from
    the Nunsense script (copyright) and printed a limited edition of 18
    copies for my (broad-minded) friends. I lost the digital copy when my
    last computer died but I think if I can find a hard copy I'll re-enter
    it. When I do, I'll share it with rfc . . . as long as you understand
    it's contraband. I think you'd like the "Host Toastees" and the
    "Sodom and Gomatzah Ball Soup" or "Parting the Red Sea Scallops"

    Lynn in Fargo
    (cabin fever is setting in!)

  7. #7
    Dan Abel Guest

    Default Re: A wonderful Easter Treat . . . WARNING: Semi-sacreligious

    In article
    <[email protected]>,
    Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig <[email protected]> wrote:

    > On Apr 10, 5:59*pm, "Dimitri" <Dimitr...@prodigy.net> wrote:
    > > "Lynn from Fargo" <lynng...@i29.net> wrote in
    > >
    > > > First make a 9 X 13" pan of regular Rice Krispie bars. *While they are
    > > > still a little warm and soft, cut them with a cross shaped Easter
    > > > Cookie Cutter. *Remove from pan and place on wax paper. The tops will
    > > > still be a bit sticky. *Place one small Gummy Bear on the cross.
    > > > There you are: *"Corpus Crispie Bars"


    > > > Tune in next week for more of our festive Easter menu:

    > >
    > > Are you allowed to do both?
    > >
    > > "No Seder for me tonight. *The community Seder is tomorrow (Thursday)
    > > and due to a (messy) upcoming divorce, friends are not hosting this
    > > year. *My bestest Jewish friend and I are going to the *Community
    > > Seder. *I am bringing all the charoset ."
    > >
    > > Dimitri

    >
    > Dimitri & Barb & Kathleen & sf,
    >
    > Dimitri said "Are you allowed to do both?" - Easter and Passover
    >
    > No, and I don't do both.


    My wife is very religious. She likes religious holidays, especially the
    food part, so she celebrates them all! Both Jewish and Christian,
    although she throws other stuff in also. Our church always celebrates
    the Day of the Dead, which I think is some combination of Christian and
    Pagan. Here's a picture:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/ddodd/2...7603657059507/

    You can't see the sugar skulls. My wife bought the molds and made the
    skulls, and the kids decorated them.

    --
    Dan Abel
    Petaluma, California USA
    [email protected]
    "[Don't] assume that someone is "broken" just because they behave in ways
    you don't like or don't understand." --Miche

  8. #8
    Kathleen Guest

    Default Re: A wonderful Easter Treat . . . WARNING: Semi-sacreligious

    Dan Abel wrote:

    > In article
    > <[email protected]>,
    > Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >
    >>On Apr 10, 5:59 pm, "Dimitri" <Dimitr...@prodigy.net> wrote:
    >>
    >>>"Lynn from Fargo" <lynng...@i29.net> wrote in
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>First make a 9 X 13" pan of regular Rice Krispie bars. While they are
    >>>>still a little warm and soft, cut them with a cross shaped Easter
    >>>>Cookie Cutter. Remove from pan and place on wax paper. The tops will
    >>>>still be a bit sticky. Place one small Gummy Bear on the cross.
    >>>>There you are: "Corpus Crispie Bars"

    >
    >
    >>>>Tune in next week for more of our festive Easter menu:
    >>>
    >>>Are you allowed to do both?
    >>>
    >>>"No Seder for me tonight. The community Seder is tomorrow (Thursday)
    >>>and due to a (messy) upcoming divorce, friends are not hosting this
    >>>year. My bestest Jewish friend and I are going to the Community
    >>>Seder. I am bringing all the charoset ."
    >>>
    >>>Dimitri

    >>
    >>Dimitri & Barb & Kathleen & sf,
    >>
    >>Dimitri said "Are you allowed to do both?" - Easter and Passover
    >>
    >>No, and I don't do both.

    >
    >
    > My wife is very religious. She likes religious holidays, especially the
    > food part, so she celebrates them all! Both Jewish and Christian,
    > although she throws other stuff in also. Our church always celebrates
    > the Day of the Dead, which I think is some combination of Christian and
    > Pagan. Here's a picture:
    >
    > http://www.flickr.com/photos/ddodd/2...7603657059507/
    >
    > You can't see the sugar skulls. My wife bought the molds and made the
    > skulls, and the kids decorated them.
    >


    I've been in Mexico for Day of the Dead a number of times. The sugar
    skulls and skeletons and chocolate coffins are pretty cool to see.

    Altars are set up with offerings of food for the spirits. We went into
    a McDonald's to get my daughter a drink and they had both a traditional
    altar, with squashes and pumpkins and corn and beans and what not, and
    they also had a McDonald's altar, presumably to appease the more
    recently deceased.

    It's very poignant to see the offerings left in the cemeteries, as well.
    Families visit the graves of their loved ones with gifts of their
    favorite food and drink. You might see a tequila bottle leaning against
    an old man's headstone, and a bottle of milk on a baby's grave.


  9. #9
    sf Guest

    Default Re: A wonderful Easter Treat . . . WARNING: Semi-sacreligious

    On Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:24:42 -0700 (PDT), Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >I lost the digital copy when my
    >last computer died but I think if I can find a hard copy I'll re-enter
    >it. When I do, I'll share it with rfc . . . as long as you understand
    >it's contraband. I think you'd like the "Host Toastees" and the
    >"Sodom and Gomatzah Ball Soup" or "Parting the Red Sea Scallops"
    >
    >Lynn in Fargo
    >(cabin fever is setting in!)


    I'd like that if you ever have a chance. You must have had a ball
    thinking up silly recipe titles! How are you doing now? Did you get
    your feet wet? I hear the worst is yet to come after the Spring
    thaws. Quick, somebody call in the Dutch!

    I see you haven't figured out what is making that Ografmorffig (I know
    what it says) appear after your email address... or did I miss
    something. Have you checked for malware and viruses yet?

    --
    I love cooking with wine.
    Sometimes I even put it in the food.

  10. #10
    blake murphy Guest

    Default Re: A wonderful Easter Treat . . . WARNING: Semi-sacreligious

    On Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:59:29 -0700, Dimitri wrote:

    > "Lynn from Fargo" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]...
    >>
    >> First make a 9 X 13" pan of regular Rice Krispie bars. While they are
    >> still a little warm and soft, cut them with a cross shaped Easter
    >> Cookie Cutter. Remove from pan and place on wax paper. The tops will
    >> still be a bit sticky. Place one small Gummy Bear on the cross.
    >> There you are: "Corpus Crispie Bars"
    >>
    >> Lynn in Fargo
    >> Tune in next week for more of our festive Easter menu:

    >
    > Are you allowed to do both?
    >
    > "No Seder for me tonight. The community Seder is tomorrow (Thursday)
    > and due to a (messy) upcoming divorce, friends are not hosting this
    > year. My bestest Jewish friend and I are going to the Community
    > Seder. I am bringing all the charoset ."
    >
    > Dimitri


    of course she's allowed. it a wide-open country, dimitri!

    your pal,
    blake

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    Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig Guest

    Default Re: A wonderful Easter Treat . . . WARNING: Semi-sacreligious

    On Apr 10, 11:40*pm, Dan Abel <da...@sonic.net> wrote:
    > In article
    > <62e847fc-1aee-43f7-bfa9-a883e6bfd...@n8g2000vbb.googlegroups.com>,
    > *Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig <lynng...@i29.net> wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    > > On Apr 10, 5:59 pm, "Dimitri" <Dimitr...@prodigy.net> wrote:
    > > > "Lynn from Fargo" <lynng...@i29.net> wrote in

    >
    > > > > First make a 9 X 13" pan of regular Rice Krispie bars. While they are
    > > > > still a little warm and soft, cut them with a cross shaped Easter
    > > > > Cookie Cutter. Remove from pan and place on wax paper. The tops will
    > > > > still be a bit sticky. Place one small Gummy Bear on the cross.
    > > > > There you are: "Corpus Crispie Bars"
    > > > > Tune in next week for more of our festive Easter menu:

    >
    > > > Are you allowed to do both?

    >
    > > > "No Seder for me tonight. The community Seder is tomorrow (Thursday)
    > > > and due to a (messy) upcoming divorce, friends are not hosting this
    > > > year. My bestest Jewish friend and I are going to the Community
    > > > Seder. I am bringing all the charoset ."

    >
    > > > Dimitri

    >
    > > Dimitri & Barb & Kathleen & sf,

    >
    > > Dimitri said "Are you allowed to do both?" - Easter and Passover

    >
    > > No, *and I don't do both.

    >
    > My wife is very religious. *She likes religious holidays, especially the
    > food part, so she celebrates them all! *Both Jewish and Christian,
    > although she throws other stuff in also. *Our church always celebrates
    > the Day of the Dead, which I think is some combination of Christian and
    > Pagan. *Here's a picture:
    >
    > http://www.flickr.com/photos/ddodd/2...7603657059507/
    >
    > You can't see the sugar skulls. *My wife bought the molds and made the
    > skulls, and the kids decorated them.
    >
    > --
    > Dan Abel
    > Petaluma, California USA
    > da...@sonic.net
    > "[Don't] assume that someone is "broken" just because they behave in ways
    > you don't like or don't understand." *--Miche


    Gastronomic Theology - the BEST way to teach kids about other
    religions, with FOOD. Now that you mention it, that's probably the
    best way to teach anything!
    Lynn in Fargo

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    Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig Guest

    Default Re: A wonderful Easter Treat . . . WARNING: Semi-sacreligious

    On Apr 11, 9:41*am, sf <s...@geemail.com> wrote:
    > On Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:24:42 -0700 (PDT), Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig
    >
    > <lynng...@i29.net> wrote:
    > >I lost the digital copy when my
    > >last computer died but I think if I can find a hard copy I'll re-enter
    > >it. *When I do, I'll share it with rfc . . . as long as you understand
    > >it's contraband. *I think you'd like the "Host Toastees" and the
    > >"Sodom and Gomatzah Ball Soup" *or "Parting the Red Sea Scallops"

    >
    > >Lynn in Fargo
    > >(cabin fever is setting in!)

    >
    > I'd like that if you ever have a chance. *You must have had a ball
    > thinking up silly recipe titles! *How are you doing now? *Did you get
    > your feet wet? *I hear the worst is yet to come after the Spring
    > thaws. *Quick, somebody call in the Dutch!
    >
    > I see you haven't figured out what is making that Ografmorffig (I know
    > what it says) appear after your email address... or did I miss
    > something. *Have you checked for malware and viruses yet?
    >
    > --
    > I love cooking with wine.
    > Sometimes I even put it in the food.


    I posted somewhere on rfc that I'm fine - just standing here on the
    dike with my toothbrush waiting for the Second Crest
    Lynn in Fargo
    I think I did have a virus - but this is a MAC and I've never had one
    before (knock on wood)

  13. #13
    sf Guest

    Default Re: A wonderful Easter Treat . . . WARNING: Semi-sacreligious

    On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 13:12:12 -0700 (PDT), Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Apr 11, 9:41*am, sf <s...@geemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:24:42 -0700 (PDT), Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig
    >>
    >> <lynng...@i29.net> wrote:
    >> >I lost the digital copy when my
    >> >last computer died but I think if I can find a hard copy I'll re-enter
    >> >it. *When I do, I'll share it with rfc . . . as long as you understand
    >> >it's contraband. *I think you'd like the "Host Toastees" and the
    >> >"Sodom and Gomatzah Ball Soup" *or "Parting the Red Sea Scallops"

    >>
    >> >Lynn in Fargo
    >> >(cabin fever is setting in!)

    >>
    >> I'd like that if you ever have a chance. *You must have had a ball
    >> thinking up silly recipe titles! *How are you doing now? *Did you get
    >> your feet wet? *I hear the worst is yet to come after the Spring
    >> thaws. *Quick, somebody call in the Dutch!
    >>
    >> I see you haven't figured out what is making that Ografmorffig (I know
    >> what it says) appear after your email address... or did I miss
    >> something. *Have you checked for malware and viruses yet?
    >>

    >I posted somewhere on rfc that I'm fine - just standing here on the
    >dike with my toothbrush waiting for the Second Crest
    >Lynn in Fargo
    >I think I did have a virus - but this is a MAC and I've never had one
    >before (knock on wood)


    Hopefully it's the last virus you get too. Mac is slowly becoming
    part of the Evil Empire as Linux users increase. Someday Mac users
    will wipe that smirk off their faces. <g> Not pointed at you or any
    Mac user here on rfc, but I've visited too many web sites that are
    totally disdainful of anything PC and don't care how many potential
    customers they wave away.

    --
    I love cooking with wine.
    Sometimes I even put it in the food.

  14. #14
    Dimitri Guest

    Default Re: A wonderful Easter Treat . . . WARNING: Semi-sacreligious


    "Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    On Apr 10, 5:59 pm, "Dimitri" <Dimitr...@prodigy.net> wrote:
    > "Lynn from Fargo" <lynng...@i29.net> wrote in
    > messagenews:[email protected]...
    >
    >
    >
    > > First make a 9 X 13" pan of regular Rice Krispie bars. While they are
    > > still a little warm and soft, cut them with a cross shaped Easter
    > > Cookie Cutter. Remove from pan and place on wax paper. The tops will
    > > still be a bit sticky. Place one small Gummy Bear on the cross.
    > > There you are: "Corpus Crispie Bars"

    >
    > > Lynn in Fargo
    > > Tune in next week for more of our festive Easter menu:

    >
    > Are you allowed to do both?
    >
    > "No Seder for me tonight. The community Seder is tomorrow (Thursday)
    > and due to a (messy) upcoming divorce, friends are not hosting this
    > year. My bestest Jewish friend and I are going to the Community
    > Seder. I am bringing all the charoset ."
    >
    > Dimitri


    Dimitri & Barb & Kathleen & sf,

    Dimitri said "Are you allowed to do both?" - Easter and Passover

    No, and I don't do both. That recipe is for a "cookbook" I wrote for
    a production of "Nunsense". We didn't like the one available with the
    script (the nuns sell the book during intermission) so a buddy and I
    wrote our own. In the script it's called "Baking with the
    B.V.M." (Blessed Virgin Mary).


    Never forget " Sister Julia, Child of God. :-)

    Dimitri


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