"What are you talking about? It's the exact same recipe. "Rog's Hot and
Sour Soup". You've made it a dozen times at least."
"But yours is better."
"Dude. You sat here and watched me. It's the same damned recipe."
"So why does yours taste better?"
"Onnacounta somebody fixed it for you. And by the way, stop fishing out
all the shrimp."