Corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, water, sugar, caramel color,
natural and artificial flavor, citric acid, potassium sorbate, xanthan

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That's the ingredient list in the maple-like syrup at the hotel's
breakfast buffet this morning. Go figure!! Phooey, hooey, and ptooey.

There were also some "omelet-like" egg patties, folded in half, that
were pretty awful to even contemplate. The sausage, however, was juicy
and hot. Most of the sausage I've ever encountered in a place like this
has been old and shriveled.

I'm killing time -- we'll leave here in half an hour for the Air France
desk at IAD to pick out seats. I can't get through their online system
to do it, dammit. Then we'll hang out until 5:00 p.m. before departing.
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
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