Thread: What did you have for breakfast?

"Andy" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> What did you have for breakfast?
>
> Two avocado and tuna salad toasted English muffins with a tall glass of
> ice
> cold milk.
>
> You?
>
>

Half quart LO chop suey... eaten cold and congealed from container. Yummmm.
.. . .
Got some LO Kung Po Shrimp Ding and Pork Fly Lice for lunch.
Got fortune cookies too... lets open one now... "LEARN CHINESE" Ahahahaha.
.. . .
Lucky Numbers 54, 25, 48, 39, 7, 45

Individually wrapped fortune cookies - Golden Bowl brand - from Wonton
Foods, Inc, Brooklyn, NY
Fortune should read: "Loin Chinese... yoose gotta problem wit dat"

....from Gum How Kitchen, Port Washinton, NY

1st Chinese lesson tonight: listen to Obomination-speak speech! LOL

brooklyn1 said...

> "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> What did you have for breakfast?
>>
>> Two avocado and tuna salad toasted English muffins with a tall glass of
>> ice
>> cold milk.
>>
>> You?
>>
>>
>
> Half quart LO chop suey... eaten cold and congealed from container.
> Yummmm. . . .
> Got some LO Kung Po Shrimp Ding and Pork Fly Lice for lunch.
> Got fortune cookies too... lets open one now... "LEARN CHINESE"
> Ahahahaha. . . .
> Lucky Numbers 54, 25, 48, 39, 7, 45


Sheldon,

Heck, I'd eat that!

Don't tell us you get your lottery numbers from a fortune cookie!?! <G>

Good luck,

Andy

Andy wrote:
> What did you have for breakfast?
>
> Two avocado and tuna salad toasted English muffins with a tall glass of ice
> cold milk.
>
> You?
>
> Andy

One small, too sweet, too few blueberries muffin. (I am still
trying items from a small take-out place near here. I think my
muffins are better than theirs though, so I may be done sampling
those.)

The usual coffees.

--
Jean B.

On 9-Sep-2009, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:

> What did you have for breakfast?
>
> Two avocado and tuna salad toasted English muffins with a tall glass of
> ice
> cold milk.
>
> You?

EggBeaters® scrambled with diced green chiles and onion, Field® brand Ham
Sausage on a Thomas® Better Start english muffin. A cup of spicy tomato
juice (think bloody mary mix, not V8) and coffee - plenty of coffee.

--
Change Cujo to Juno in email address.

On Wed, 09 Sep 2009 09:58:07 -0500, Andy wrote:

> brooklyn1 said...
>
>> "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>> What did you have for breakfast?
>>
>
>> Got fortune cookies too...
>> Lucky Numbers 54, 25, 48, 39, 7, 45
> Don't tell us you get your lottery numbers from a fortune cookie!?! <G>
>
> Good luck,

Not in this neck of the woods. Our lottery numbers only go up to 49...

--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

ChattyCathy said...

> On Wed, 09 Sep 2009 09:58:07 -0500, Andy wrote:
>
>> brooklyn1 said...
>>
>>> "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> What did you have for breakfast?
>>>
>>
>>> Got fortune cookies too...
>>> Lucky Numbers 54, 25, 48, 39, 7, 45
>> Don't tell us you get your lottery numbers from a fortune cookie!?! <G>
>>
>> Good luck,
>
> Not in this neck of the woods. Our lottery numbers only go up to 49...


Cathy,

By some stroke of luck, if I happen to win the Powerball lottery, maybe the
rfc membership could stop by for an extremely long braii??

<smootch>

Andy

Andy wrote:

> Cathy,
>
> By some stroke of luck, if I happen to win the Powerball lottery,
> maybe the rfc membership could stop by for an extremely long braii??


Sure, the more the merrier...

--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

"Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
> What did you have for breakfast?
>
> Two avocado and tuna salad toasted English muffins with a tall glass of
> ice
> cold milk.
>
> You?
>
> Andy

Pussy

brooklyn1 wrote:

> "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> What did you have for breakfast?
>>
>> Two avocado and tuna salad toasted English muffins with a tall glass
>> of ice
>> cold milk.
>>
>> You?
>>
>>
>
> Half quart LO chop suey... eaten cold and congealed from container.
> Yummmm. . . .
> Got some LO Kung Po Shrimp Ding and Pork Fly Lice for lunch.
> Got fortune cookies too... lets open one now... "LEARN CHINESE"
> Ahahahaha. . . .
> Lucky Numbers 54, 25, 48, 39, 7, 45
>
> Individually wrapped fortune cookies - Golden Bowl brand - from Wonton
> Foods, Inc, Brooklyn, NY
> Fortune should read: "Loin Chinese... yoose gotta problem wit dat"
>
> ...from Gum How Kitchen, Port Washinton, NY
>
> 1st Chinese lesson tonight: listen to Obomination-speak speech! LOL


The pussy is going to dig hisself in deeper than he *already* is, Sheldon...

He's painful to watch, like watching a boy pretending to be President...

An appropriate fish dish to prepare in his honor would be "flounder"...

;-)


--
Best
Greg

Andy said...

>
> "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
>> What did you have for breakfast?
>>
>> Two avocado and tuna salad toasted English muffins with a tall glass of
>> ice
>> cold milk.
>>
>> You?
>>
>> Andy
>
> Pussy


Coward!

Andy wrote:
>
> What did you have for breakfast?
>
> Two avocado and tuna salad toasted English muffins with a tall glass of ice
> cold milk.
>
> You?
>
> Andy


Two slices of wholemeal bread, one with honey the other just buttered,
handful of red grapes, half a banana and the inevitable cup of decaf.

Arri London said...

>
>
> Andy wrote:
>>
>> What did you have for breakfast?
>>
>> Two avocado and tuna salad toasted English muffins with a tall glass of
>> ice cold milk.
>>
>> You?
>>
>> Andy
>
>
> Two slices of wholemeal bread, one with honey the other just buttered,
> handful of red grapes, half a banana and the inevitable cup of decaf.


Arri,

It's way past dinner here but I have to ask, what do you mean by wholemeal
bread?!?

Best,

Andy

Andy wrote:

> What did you have for breakfast?

Hangover
--
Vilco
Mai guardare Trailer park Boys senza
qualcosa da bere a portata di mano

ViLco said...

> Andy wrote:
>
>> What did you have for breakfast?
>
> Hangover


ViLco,

You should be hungover from how I was taught it was done! LOL!!! ))

Best,

Andy

ChattyCathy said...

> Andy wrote:
>
>> Cathy,
>>
>> By some stroke of luck, if I happen to win the Powerball lottery,
>> maybe the rfc membership could stop by for an extremely long braii??
>
>
> Sure, the more the merrier...


Picture 81 million of us in your backyard. Not counting the elephants and the
stuff they leave behind!

Andy
Mostly harmless

On Sep 9, 7:07*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> What did you have for breakfast?
>
> Two avocado and tuna salad toasted English muffins with a tall glass of ice
> cold milk.
>
> You?

The Cholesterol Platter:

2 scrambled eggs
2 strips bacon
a buttered English muffin

Oh and I also had a grapefruit juice, but that doesn't count : D

projectile vomit chick said...

> On Sep 9, 7:07*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
>> What did you have for breakfast?
>>
>> Two avocado and tuna salad toasted English muffins with a tall glass of
i
> ce
>> cold milk.
>>
>> You?
>
> The Cholesterol Platter:
>
> 2 scrambled eggs
> 2 strips bacon
> a buttered English muffin
>
> Oh and I also had a grapefruit juice, but that doesn't count : D


PVC,

If you only had an open space on both sides between your legs, I'd fu*k
you, either way.

I mean that in the best "for your pleasure" PVC way! LOLOL!!!

Andy

On Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:03:28 -0500, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:

-->projectile vomit chick said...
-->
-->> On Sep 9, 7:07*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
-->>> What did you have for breakfast?
-->>>
-->>> Two avocado and tuna salad toasted English muffins with a tall glass of
-->i
-->> ce
-->>> cold milk.
-->>>
-->>> You?
-->>
-->> The Cholesterol Platter:
-->>
-->> 2 scrambled eggs
-->> 2 strips bacon
-->> a buttered English muffin
-->>
-->> Oh and I also had a grapefruit juice, but that doesn't count : D
-->
-->
-->PVC,
-->
-->If you only had an open space on both sides between your legs, I'd fu*k
-->you, either way.
-->
-->I mean that in the best "for your pleasure" PVC way! LOLOL!!!
-->
-->Andy

off your meds again?

Willy said...

> On Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:03:28 -0500, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> -->projectile vomit chick said...
> -->
> -->> On Sep 9, 7:07*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> -->>> What did you have for breakfast?
> -->>>
> -->>> Two avocado and tuna salad toasted English muffins with a tall
> glass of -->i
> -->> ce
> -->>> cold milk.
> -->>>
> -->>> You?
> -->>
> -->> The Cholesterol Platter:
> -->>
> -->> 2 scrambled eggs
> -->> 2 strips bacon
> -->> a buttered English muffin
> -->>
> -->> Oh and I also had a grapefruit juice, but that doesn't count : D
> -->
> -->
> -->PVC,
> -->
> -->If you only had an open space on both sides between your legs, I'd
> fu*k -->you, either way.
> -->
> -->I mean that in the best "for your pleasure" PVC way! LOLOL!!!
> -->
> -->Andy
>
> off your meds again?


You're obviously a member of the "I'm an asshole" club.

Were you birthed or did your dad just **** you into existence by mistake?

Andy