Thread: What better way???

If you wrote that Larbgai, you're ****ing wasted.
It's ****in good !

"LarbGai" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]..
> **** To start off Kramer Day than a song about Kombat himself.
>
> Happy Kramer Day Steve.
>
> NEWSGROUP PERSONALITY
> To be sung to "Modern Major General" by Gilbert & Sullivan
>
>
> I am the very model of a Newsgroup personality.
> I intersperse obscenity with tedious banality.
> Addresses I have plenty of, both genuine and ghosted, too,
> On all the countless newsgroups that my drivel is cross-posted to.
> Your bandwidth I will fritter with my whining and my snivelling,
> And you're the one who pays the bill, downloading all my drivelling.
> My enemies are numerous, and no-one would be blaming you,
> For cracking my head open after I've been rudely flaming you.
>
>
> I hate to lose an argument (by now I should be used to it).
> I wouldn't know a valid point if I was introduced to it.
> My learning is extensive but consists of mindless trivia,
> Designed to fan my ego, which is larger than Bolivia.
> The comments that I vomit forth, disguised as jest and drollery,
> Are really just an exercise in unremitting trollery.
> I say I'm frank and forthright, but that's merely lies and vanity,
> The gibberings of one who's at the limits of his sanity.
>
>
> If only I could get a life, as many people tell me to;
> If only Mom could find a circus freak-show she could sell me to;
> If I go off to Zanzibar to paint the local scenery;
> If I lose all my fingers in a mishap with machinery;
> If I survive to twenty, which is somewhat problematical;
> If what I post was more mature, or slightly more grammatical;
> If I could learn to spell a bit, and maybe even punctuate;
> Would I still be the loathsome and objectionable punk you hate?
>
>
> But while I have this tiresome urge to prance around and show my
> face,
> It simply isn't safe for normal people here in cyberspace.
> To stick me in Old Sparky and turn on the electricity,
> Would be a fitting punishment for my egocentricity.
> I always have the last word; so, with uttermost finality,
> That's all from me, the model of a Newsgroup personality.
>
>
> Anon
>
>
>

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"Steve Kramer" wrote in message news:GZRVo.43754$[email protected]..

If you wrote that Larbgai, you're ****ing wasted.
It's ****in good !

"LarbGai" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]..
> **** To start off Kramer Day than a song about Kombat himself.
>
> Happy Kramer Day Steve.
>
> NEWSGROUP PERSONALITY
> To be sung to "Modern Major General" by Gilbert & Sullivan
>
>
> I am the very model of a Newsgroup personality.
> I intersperse obscenity with tedious banality.
> Addresses I have plenty of, both genuine and ghosted, too,
> On all the countless newsgroups that my drivel is cross-posted to.
> Your bandwidth I will fritter with my whining and my snivelling,
> And you're the one who pays the bill, downloading all my drivelling.
> My enemies are numerous, and no-one would be blaming you,
> For cracking my head open after I've been rudely flaming you.
>
>
> I hate to lose an argument (by now I should be used to it).
> I wouldn't know a valid point if I was introduced to it.
> My learning is extensive but consists of mindless trivia,
> Designed to fan my ego, which is larger than Bolivia.
> The comments that I vomit forth, disguised as jest and drollery,
> Are really just an exercise in unremitting trollery.
> I say I'm frank and forthright, but that's merely lies and vanity,
> The gibberings of one who's at the limits of his sanity.
>
>
> If only I could get a life, as many people tell me to;
> If only Mom could find a circus freak-show she could sell me to;
> If I go off to Zanzibar to paint the local scenery;
> If I lose all my fingers in a mishap with machinery;
> If I survive to twenty, which is somewhat problematical;
> If what I post was more mature, or slightly more grammatical;
> If I could learn to spell a bit, and maybe even punctuate;
> Would I still be the loathsome and objectionable punk you hate?
>
>
> But while I have this tiresome urge to prance around and show my
> face,
> It simply isn't safe for normal people here in cyberspace.
> To stick me in Old Sparky and turn on the electricity,
> Would be a fitting punishment for my egocentricity.
> I always have the last word; so, with uttermost finality,
> That's all from me, the model of a Newsgroup personality.
>
>
> Anon
>
>
>

Written in 1998 by Tom Holt, of course Larb Gai never wrote it, the **** can
hardly string two words together.

Lachlan - KotU wrote:

>
> Written in 1998 by Tom Holt, of course Larb Gai never wrote it, the **** can
> hardly string two words together.


From the evidence I've seen of largai's contributions to Usenet in the
archives, I would suggest he/it suffers from some type of advanced
mental retardation.

Kenneth

On Jan 7, 8:53*pm, "Lachlan - KotU" <hamf...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
> ?
>
> "Steve Kramer" *wrote in messagenews:GZRVo.43754$[email protected]..
>
> If you wrote that Larbgai, you're ****ing wasted.
> It's ****in good !
>
> "LarbGai" <mrwea...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:[email protected]..
>
>
>
>
>
> > **** To start off Kramer Day than a song about Kombat himself.
>
> > Happy Kramer Day Steve.
>
> > NEWSGROUP PERSONALITY
> > To be sung to "Modern Major General" by Gilbert & Sullivan
>
> > I am the very model of a Newsgroup personality.
> > I intersperse obscenity with tedious banality.
> > Addresses I have plenty of, both genuine and ghosted, too,
> > On all the countless newsgroups that my drivel is cross-posted to.
> > Your bandwidth I will fritter with my whining and my snivelling,
> > And you're the one who pays the bill, downloading all my drivelling.
> > My enemies are numerous, and no-one would be blaming you,
> > For cracking my head open after I've been rudely flaming you.
>
> > I hate to lose an argument (by now I should be used to it).
> > I wouldn't know a valid point if I was introduced to it.
> > My learning is extensive but consists of mindless trivia,
> > Designed to fan my ego, which is larger than Bolivia.
> > The comments that I vomit forth, disguised as jest and drollery,
> > Are really just an exercise in unremitting trollery.
> > I say I'm frank and forthright, but that's merely lies and vanity,
> > The gibberings of one who's at the limits of his sanity.
>
> > If only I could get a life, as many people tell me to;
> > If only Mom could find a circus freak-show she could sell me to;
> > If I go off to Zanzibar to paint the local scenery;
> > If I lose all my fingers in a mishap with machinery;
> > If I survive to twenty, which is somewhat problematical;
> > If what I post was more mature, or slightly more grammatical;
> > If I could learn to spell a bit, and maybe even punctuate;
> > Would I still be the loathsome and objectionable punk you hate?
>
> > But while I have this tiresome urge to prance around and show my
> > face,
> > It simply isn't safe for normal people here in cyberspace.
> > To stick me in Old Sparky and turn on the electricity,
> > Would be a fitting punishment for my egocentricity.
> > I always have the last word; so, with uttermost finality,
> > That's all from me, the model of a Newsgroup personality.
>
> > Anon
>
> Written in 1998 by Tom Holt, of course Larb Gai never wrote it, the **** can
> hardly string two words together.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

***Hey Lachey, go piss up a rope, eat a terd, and f%ck off you punter!

On Jan 7, 9:05*pm, Kendrick Photography
<kendrickphotogra...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Lachlan - KotU wrote:
>
> > Written in 1998 by Tom Holt, of course Larb Gai never wrote it, the **** can
> > hardly string two words together.
>
> From the evidence I've seen of largai's contributions to Usenet in the
> archives, I would suggest he/it suffers from some type of advanced
> mental retardation.
>
> Kenneth

***Hey Ken, can I get a few Snapper Lessons...*smirk*

Sorry guys, didn't notice the link to rec.food.cooking in the previous
post.

Kenneth

Kendrick Photography wrote:
> Lachlan - KotU wrote:
>
> >
> > Written in 1998 by Tom Holt, of course Larb Gai never wrote it, the **** can
> > hardly string two words together.
>
>
> From the evidence I've seen of largai's contributions to Usenet in the
> archives, I would suggest he/it suffers from some type of advanced
> mental retardation.
>
> Kenneth

On Jan 8, 5:53*pm, "Lachlan - KotU" <hamf...@gmail.invalid> wrote:

> Written in 1998 by Tom Holt, of course Larb Gai never wrote it, the **** can
> hardly string two words together.-

****** I've never claimed I wrote it Lachy, but of course you're too
illiterate to understand that.
Still it is nice to see Steve back posing as Kendrick Photography.

Hope you're still managing to wank off as you look at your knife
collection.

And they think I'm a nutcase................

*GRIN*

On Jan 8, 6:05*pm, Kendrick Photography
<kendrickphotogra...@gmail.com> wrote:
> From the evidence I've seen of largai's contributions to Usenet in the
> archives, I would suggest he/it suffers from some type of advanced
> mental retardation.
>
> Kenneth

******* Almost as retarded as you and your ever growing group of sock
puppets Steve.

Glad to see you back though. I knew you would'nt be able to resist.

*GRIN*

On Jan 8, 6:20*pm, Kendrick Photography
<kendrickphotogra...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Sorry guys, didn't notice the link to rec.food.cooking in the previous
> post.
>
> Kenneth


******* Your slipping Steve.

*GRIN*

"LarbGai" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
On Jan 8, 5:53 pm, "Lachlan - KotU" <hamf...@gmail.invalid> wrote:

> Written in 1998 by Tom Holt, of course Larb Gai never wrote it, the ****
> can
> hardly string two words together.-


>Still it is nice to see Steve back posing as Kendrick Photography.


What ! I'm Steve Kramer, look at my posting name. You wanted me to be
honest so here I am !

On Jan 9, 7:19*am, "Steve Kramer" <St...@Kramer.com> wrote:

> What ! *I'm Steve Kramer, look at my posting name. You wanted me to be
> honest so here I am !


******* ROTFLMAO........ I know it's not you Steve.

Kramer has never been honest in his entire life.

"LarbGai" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
On Jan 9, 7:19 am, "Steve Kramer" <St...@Kramer.com> wrote:

> What ! I'm Steve Kramer, look at my posting name. You wanted me to be
> honest so here I am !


<******* ROTFLMAO........ I know it's not you Steve.

<Kramer has never been honest in his entire life.

It is me and you're too scared to admit it

On Jan 9, 12:53*pm, "Steve Kramer" <St...@Kramer.com> wrote:

> <******* ROTFLMAO........ I know it's not you Steve.
>
> <Kramer has never been honest in his entire life.
>
> It is me and you're too scared to admit it



****** *GRIN*

On Jan 8, 12:05*pm, Kendrick Photography
<kendrickphotogra...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Lachlan - KotU wrote:
>
> > Written in 1998 by Tom Holt, of course Larb Gai never wrote it, the **** can
> > hardly string two words together.
>
> From the evidence I've seen of largai's contributions to Usenet in the
> archives, I would suggest he/it suffers from some type of advanced
> mental retardation.
>
> Kenneth

Say Hey Stevie:

That was quite a shindig we had yesterday. The party in your honor
lasted into the wee hours of January 9, 2011.We look forward to an
even bigger and better party next year. January 8, 2004. A day that
shall live in infamy. We are still interested in hearing a few sea
stories from our sea traveler dude. Try and have a 1/2 way happy 2011.
Our 2011 has taken off as expected. Plenty of beer, cheeses, pickles,
Whole Wheat pita breads to go around for everyone.

5555 Yee-Haw !!