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    brooklyn1 Guest

    Default WELL ENDOWED CORN MUFFINS

    I love fresh baked corn muffins, but I detest any muffins baked in
    cupcake liners, they steal the delicious crustiness and add an awful
    papery flavor.

    These are how I like my muffins... big, brown, and braless:
    http://i50.tinypic.com/f34y06.jpg

    Shows what to do with extra muffin batter.


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    Cheryl Guest

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    "brooklyn1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    >I love fresh baked corn muffins, but I detest any muffins baked in
    > cupcake liners, they steal the delicious crustiness and add an awful
    > papery flavor.
    >
    > These are how I like my muffins... big, brown, and braless:
    > http://i50.tinypic.com/f34y06.jpg
    >
    > Shows what to do with extra muffin batter.
    >


    Do you see boobs when you look at those? They look yummy but they don't look
    like food porn to me.


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    notbob Guest

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    On 2009-11-22, Cheryl <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Do you see boobs when you look at those? They look yummy but they don't look
    > like food porn to me.


    Shel's getting desparate.

    nb

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    Lou Decruss Guest

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    On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:07:19 GMT, notbob <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On 2009-11-22, Cheryl <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> Do you see boobs when you look at those? They look yummy but they don't look
    >> like food porn to me.

    >
    >Shel's getting desparate.


    He thinks pictures of litter boxes filled with cat crap is porn.

    Lou

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    brooklyn1 Guest

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    On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:49:16 -0500, "Cheryl" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >
    >"brooklyn1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:[email protected]. .
    >>I love fresh baked corn muffins, but I detest any muffins baked in
    >> cupcake liners, they steal the delicious crustiness and add an awful
    >> papery flavor.
    >>
    >> These are how I like my muffins... big, brown, and braless:
    >> http://i50.tinypic.com/f34y06.jpg
    >>
    >> Shows what to do with extra muffin batter.
    >>

    >
    >Do you see boobs when you look at those?


    I see boobs in everything.

    >They look yummy but they don't look
    >like food porn to me.


    Well, I don't consider boobs porn... perhaps you'd enjoy my giant
    corn dawg. heheh



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    Cheryl Guest

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    "brooklyn1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:49:16 -0500, "Cheryl" <j[email protected]>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>
    >>"brooklyn1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>news:[email protected] ..
    >>>I love fresh baked corn muffins, but I detest any muffins baked in
    >>> cupcake liners, they steal the delicious crustiness and add an awful
    >>> papery flavor.
    >>>
    >>> These are how I like my muffins... big, brown, and braless:
    >>> http://i50.tinypic.com/f34y06.jpg
    >>>
    >>> Shows what to do with extra muffin batter.
    >>>

    >>
    >>Do you see boobs when you look at those?

    >
    > I see boobs in everything.
    >
    >>They look yummy but they don't look
    >>like food porn to me.

    >
    > Well, I don't consider boobs porn... perhaps you'd enjoy my giant
    > corn dawg. heheh
    >

    I'm more in the mood for a good steak. My mom took me out yesterday for my
    bday and at my suggestion, to Outback. The filet was so-so. I should have
    asked for med-rare instead of rare.



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    cybercat Guest

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    "Cheryl" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:ythOm.215788$[email protected]..
    >
    > "brooklyn1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]..
    >>I love fresh baked corn muffins, but I detest any muffins baked in
    >> cupcake liners, they steal the delicious crustiness and add an awful
    >> papery flavor.
    >>
    >> These are how I like my muffins... big, brown, and braless:
    >> http://i50.tinypic.com/f34y06.jpg
    >>
    >> Shows what to do with extra muffin batter.
    >>

    >
    > Do you see boobs when you look at those? They look yummy but they don't
    > look like food porn to me.


    Sheldon hasn't seen a pair of real boobs in so long, corn muffins will do.



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    phaeton Guest

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    They don't look like boobs until you melt butter on them.

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    sf Guest

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    On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:49:16 -0500, "Cheryl" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >
    >"brooklyn1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:[email protected]. .
    >>I love fresh baked corn muffins, but I detest any muffins baked in
    >> cupcake liners, they steal the delicious crustiness and add an awful
    >> papery flavor.
    >>
    >> These are how I like my muffins... big, brown, and braless:
    >> http://i50.tinypic.com/f34y06.jpg
    >>
    >> Shows what to do with extra muffin batter.
    >>

    >
    >Do you see boobs when you look at those? They look yummy but they don't look
    >like food porn to me.


    I think he was trying to equate a cupcake *cup* with a bra *cup*.
    Only Sheldon would think of them that way.

    --
    I love cooking with wine.
    Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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    brooklyn1 Guest

    Default Re: WELL ENDOWED CORN MUFFINS

    On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:06:41 -0500, "Cheryl" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >
    >"brooklyn1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:[email protected]. .
    >> On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:49:16 -0500, "Cheryl" <[email protected]>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>"brooklyn1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>>news:[email protected] ...
    >>>>I love fresh baked corn muffins, but I detest any muffins baked in
    >>>> cupcake liners, they steal the delicious crustiness and add an awful
    >>>> papery flavor.
    >>>>
    >>>> These are how I like my muffins... big, brown, and braless:
    >>>> http://i50.tinypic.com/f34y06.jpg
    >>>>
    >>>> Shows what to do with extra muffin batter.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>>Do you see boobs when you look at those?

    >>
    >> I see boobs in everything.
    >>
    >>>They look yummy but they don't look
    >>>like food porn to me.

    >>
    >> Well, I don't consider boobs porn... perhaps you'd enjoy my giant
    >> corn dawg. heheh
    >>

    >I'm more in the mood for a good steak. My mom took me out yesterday for my
    >bday and at my suggestion, to Outback. The filet was so-so. I should have
    >asked for med-rare instead of rare.
    >

    It's extremely rare that I'll order steak at a restaurant... the
    majority of times it's not a very good steak and rarely is it
    properly cooked. Steak is something I much prefer to shop for myself
    and cook myself. When I go out to eat it's for something I won't cook
    at home because I don't keep those ingredients on hand or it doesn't
    pay for me to own the particular necessary equipment or I don't cook
    certain ingredients at home because it will stink up my abode and
    everything in it. I don't deep fry at home because fryers for home
    use are too wimpy and I wouldn't use a commercial fryer often enough
    to justify the expense, space, or the quantity of oil it requires. I
    don't cook seafood at home because it'll make my abode smell like
    dagos live here. I don't cook oriental because too many odd ball
    ingredients are necessary that will rot before I use them all and
    because no matter what yoose say your stove can do, only an oriental
    commercial kitchen can pwopally wok n' woll.

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    jmcquown Guest

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    "brooklyn1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    >I love fresh baked corn muffins, but I detest any muffins baked in
    > cupcake liners, they steal the delicious crustiness and add an awful
    > papery flavor.
    >
    > These are how I like my muffins... big, brown, and braless:
    > http://i50.tinypic.com/f34y06.jpg
    >
    > Shows what to do with extra muffin batter.
    >


    Looks good to me! I never wind up with leftover batter, though.

    Jill


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    cybercat Guest

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    "sf" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news[email protected]..
    > On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:49:16 -0500, "Cheryl" <[email protected]>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>
    >>"brooklyn1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>news:[email protected] ..
    >>>I love fresh baked corn muffins, but I detest any muffins baked in
    >>> cupcake liners, they steal the delicious crustiness and add an awful
    >>> papery flavor.
    >>>
    >>> These are how I like my muffins... big, brown, and braless:
    >>> http://i50.tinypic.com/f34y06.jpg
    >>>
    >>> Shows what to do with extra muffin batter.
    >>>

    >>
    >>Do you see boobs when you look at those? They look yummy but they don't
    >>look
    >>like food porn to me.

    >
    > I think he was trying to equate a cupcake *cup* with a bra *cup*.
    > Only Sheldon would think of them that way.


    Please don't spend too much time thinking about the way this thing thinks.



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    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: WELL ENDOWED CORN MUFFINS

    In article <[email protected]>,
    brooklyn1 <[email protected]> wrote:

    > I love fresh baked corn muffins, but I detest any muffins baked in
    > cupcake liners, they steal the delicious crustiness and add an awful
    > papery flavor.
    >
    > These are how I like my muffins... big, brown, and braless:
    > http://i50.tinypic.com/f34y06.jpg
    >
    > Shows what to do with extra muffin batter.


    Very pretty! ;-d
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    Omelet Guest

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    In article <SBiOm.20622$[email protected]>,
    "Cheryl" <[email protected]> wrote:

    > I'm more in the mood for a good steak. My mom took me out yesterday for my
    > bday and at my suggestion, to Outback. The filet was so-so. I should have
    > asked for med-rare instead of rare.


    Try the rack of lamb next time... ;-d
    It truly is the gods!
    --
    Peace! Om

    "Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down."
    --Steve Rothstein

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    [email protected] Guest

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    On Nov 22, 7:45*pm, "cybercat" <cyberpu...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >
    > Please don't spend too much time thinking about the way this thing thinks..


    Shut the **** up.


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    cybercat Guest

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    brooklyn1 wrote:

    > On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:49:16 -0500, "Cheryl" <jlhsha...@hotmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    > >"brooklyn1" <gravesen...@verizon.net> wrote in message
    > >news:[email protected]. .
    > >>I love fresh baked corn muffins, but I detest any muffins baked in
    > >> cupcake liners, they steal the delicious crustiness and add an awful
    > >> papery flavor.

    >
    > >> These are how I like my muffins... big, brown, and braless:
    > >>http://i50.tinypic.com/f34y06.jpg

    >
    > >> Shows what to do with extra muffin batter.

    >
    > >Do you see boobs when you look at those?

    >
    > I see boobs in everything.
    >
    > >They look yummy but they don't look
    > >like food porn to me.

    >
    > Well, I don't consider boobs porn... perhaps you'd enjoy my giant
    > corn dawg. heheh



    Sheldon, now you've got me so turned on that I'm virturally *wet* with
    "excitment"...I'm sitting here in my bra and panties and it's hard to
    keep from fingering myself...!!! My "pussy" is "purring", as they
    say...

    I have a picture to send you. It's a pic of one of my raw naked
    boobs...

    I've drawn a "happy face" on the boob with a big fat red magick
    marker, my giant brown nipple as you'll see is the "noze" on the
    face...and no dirty jokes about that noze "running"...

    :-)

    --
    Aureololally - or even ORALLY! - yours
    cybercat ^..^




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    Bea Blew A Bassoon Guest

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    cybercat sprays:

    > "Cheryl" <jlhsha...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >
    > news:ythOm.215788$[email protected]..
    >
    >
    >
    > > "brooklyn1" <gravesen...@verizon.net> wrote in message
    > >news:[email protected]. .
    > >>I love fresh baked corn muffins, but I detest any muffins baked in
    > >> cupcake liners, they steal the delicious crustiness and add an awful
    > >> papery flavor.

    >
    > >> These are how I like my muffins... big, brown, and braless:
    > >>http://i50.tinypic.com/f34y06.jpg

    >
    > >> Shows what to do with extra muffin batter.

    >
    > > Do you see boobs when you look at those? They look yummy but they don't
    > > look like food porn to me.

    >
    > Sheldon hasn't seen a pair of real boobs in so long, corn muffins will do.



    Unlike Sheldon's rich, ripe, and fully-formed corn muffins, your boobs
    are old and crumbly and yellow...your twottering tits are "oozing",
    too, and it' ain't rich fresh cream squirtin' outta those nips, it's
    old maiden-ish watery curdled milk...very sour...YUK...!!! 'Course
    yer eggs are dried up, too...

    :-P

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    cyberpurrs Guest

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    <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]...
    On Nov 22, 7:45 pm, "cybercat" <cyberpu...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >
    > Please don't spend too much time thinking about the way this thing thinks.


    >Shut the **** up.


    Sure, scumbreath, I'll get right on that.


  19. #19
    Bob Terwilliger Guest

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    Sheldon wrote:

    > I love fresh baked corn muffins, but I detest any muffins baked in
    > cupcake liners, they steal the delicious crustiness and add an awful
    > papery flavor.
    >
    > These are how I like my muffins... big, brown, and braless:
    > http://i50.tinypic.com/f34y06.jpg
    >
    > Shows what to do with extra muffin batter.


    Nice photo. Jiffy?

    Bob

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    sf Guest

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    On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:45:56 -0500, "cybercat" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >Please don't spend too much time thinking about the way this thing thinks.
    >

    Believe me, it took maybe two seconds. No brain cells were hurt in
    the process.

    --
    I love cooking with wine.
    Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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