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  1. #1
    ChattyCathy Guest

    Default Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    http://notalwaysright.com/page/105

    <quote>

    The Bald Truth
    Restaurant | Boston, MA, USA

    (Some customers at our restaurant try to get a free meal by placing some
    hair in their food and then blaming the chef and refusing to pay for
    the meal.)

    Customer: “Waiter!”

    Me: “How can I help you, sir?”

    Customer: “There’s a hair in my food.”

    Me: “That isn’t possible, unless it was your hair.”

    Customer: “It isn’t!”

    Me: “Who else’s hair could it be?”

    Customer: “Your chef’s.”

    (I walk into the kitchen and return to the table with our chef.)

    Me: “Take off your chef’s hat.”

    (Chef takes off his hat, he is revealed to be bald.)

    Chef, to the customer: “You were saying something about my hair being in
    your food?”

    </quote>
    --
    Cheers
    Chatty Cathy

  2. #2
    Bob Terwilliger Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    ChattyCathy quoted:

    > Customer: Theres a hair in my food.

    <snip>
    > (Chef takes off his hat, he is revealed to be bald.)
    >
    > Chef, to the customer: You were saying something about my
    > hair being in your food?



    Who said the hair was from the chef's HEAD?

    Bob


  3. #3
    ChattyCathy Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    Bob Terwilliger wrote:

    > ChattyCathy quoted:
    >
    >> Customer: “There’s a hair in my food.”

    > <snip>
    >> (Chef takes off his hat, he is revealed to be bald.)
    >>
    >> Chef, to the customer: “You were saying something about my
    >> hair being in your food?”

    >
    >
    > Who said the hair was from the chef's HEAD?
    >
    > Bob


    <snicker>

    But although I got a laugh out of this anecdote, it always amazes me all
    the tricks people use to try and get a free meal.
    --
    Cheers
    Chatty Cathy

  4. #4
    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    In article <NaWOk.206578$[email protected]>,
    ChattyCathy <[email protected]> wrote:

    > http://notalwaysright.com/page/105
    >
    > <quote>
    >
    > The Bald Truth
    > Restaurant | Boston, MA, USA
    >
    > (Some customers at our restaurant try to get a free meal by placing some
    > hair in their food and then blaming the chef and refusing to pay for
    > the meal.)
    >
    > Customer: “Waiter!”
    >
    > Me: “How can I help you, sir?”
    >
    > Customer: “There’s a hair in my food.”
    >
    > Me: “That isn’t possible, unless it was your hair.”
    >
    > Customer: “It isn’t!”
    >
    > Me: “Who else’s hair could it be?”
    >
    > Customer: “Your chef’s.”
    >
    > (I walk into the kitchen and return to the table with our chef.)
    >
    > Me: “Take off your chef’s hat.”
    >
    > (Chef takes off his hat, he is revealed to be bald.)
    >
    > Chef, to the customer: “You were saying something about my hair being in
    > your food?”
    >
    > </quote>


    Sweet. ;-D
    --
    Peace! Om

    "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

  5. #5
    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    In article <[email protected]>,
    "Bob Terwilliger" <virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz> wrote:

    > ChattyCathy quoted:
    >
    > > Customer: Theres a hair in my food.

    > <snip>
    > > (Chef takes off his hat, he is revealed to be bald.)
    > >
    > > Chef, to the customer: You were saying something about my
    > > hair being in your food?

    >
    >
    > Who said the hair was from the chef's HEAD?
    >
    > Bob


    Ok, that was NASTY!

    But you knew that. ;-)
    --
    Peace! Om

    "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

  6. #6
    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    In article <mNWOk.207038$[email protected]>,
    ChattyCathy <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Bob Terwilliger wrote:
    >
    > > ChattyCathy quoted:
    > >
    > >> Customer: “There’s a hair in my food.”

    > > <snip>
    > >> (Chef takes off his hat, he is revealed to be bald.)
    > >>
    > >> Chef, to the customer: “You were saying something about my
    > >> hair being in your food?”

    > >
    > >
    > > Who said the hair was from the chef's HEAD?
    > >
    > > Bob

    >
    > <snicker>
    >
    > But although I got a laugh out of this anecdote, it always amazes me all
    > the tricks people use to try and get a free meal.


    <shrugs> Some people are just ass holes. ;-)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=552NcxKHufY

    That video really is worth watching!
    --
    Peace! Om

    "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

  7. #7
    jmcquown Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    ChattyCathy wrote:
    > Bob Terwilliger wrote:
    >
    >> ChattyCathy quoted:
    >>
    >>> Customer: “There’s a hair in my food.”

    >> <snip>
    >>> (Chef takes off his hat, he is revealed to be bald.)
    >>>
    >>> Chef, to the customer: “You were saying something about my
    >>> hair being in your food?”

    >>
    >>
    >> Who said the hair was from the chef's HEAD?
    >>
    >> Bob

    >
    > <snicker>
    >
    > But although I got a laugh out of this anecdote, it always amazes me
    > all the tricks people use to try and get a free meal.



    I ran into that often enough when I worked in restaurants. One time someone
    insisted they'd gotten a glass of ice tea with a metal screw in it. Since
    the glassware is stored *upside down* in racks it's physically impossible
    for a screw to have fallen into their glass. I did, however, find a hair in
    a meal I ordered at that same restaurant. I'm a blonde; this hair was black
    & curly. So yes, they replaced and also comp'd my lunch.

    Jill


  8. #8
    The Ranger Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    jmcquown <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    [snip]
    > One time someone insisted they'd gotten a glass
    > of ice tea with a metal screw in it. Since the
    > glassware is stored *upside down* in racks it's
    > physically impossible for a screw to have fallen
    > into their glass. [snip]


    It's not impossible to have a screw in a drink. There are so
    many areas where that item could have come from without your
    observing it having fallen into the glass (unless you set each
    cube into said glass of iced tea.) Perhaps the ice bin, the ice
    maker when ice was brought forward to the front of the house,
    the bumper stripping along the edges of the ice bin/maker...
    From the tea brewer... Ya just never know...

    My favorite customer was guy that ate three helpings of salad
    (buffet), two different soups (also buffet), three iced teas, a
    baked potato, toast, side of rice, and 10 of the 12 oz steak my
    restaurant offered. He wasn't a monster of a man, either; very
    small. He brought his plate up to me as I was teaching a
    cashier how to take a timed reading, jammed it into my face,
    and demanded a full refund with, "That wasn't cooked how I
    wanted."

    "Okay. How did you order it?"

    "Medium."

    "Okay. I'll fire up a new steak and bring it right out to you."

    "I don't want a ****in' new steak! I want my money!"

    "Did that work at XYZ up the street? Oh. I see you didn't know
    we talk to each other. Say 'Good night Gracie.'" He chose to
    leave.

    The Ranger



  9. #9
    blake murphy Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    On Sat, 01 Nov 2008 12:28:04 +0200, ChattyCathy wrote:

    > http://notalwaysright.com/page/105
    >
    > <quote>
    >
    > The Bald Truth
    > Restaurant | Boston, MA, USA
    >
    > (Some customers at our restaurant try to get a free meal by placing some
    > hair in their food and then blaming the chef and refusing to pay for
    > the meal.)
    >
    > Customer: Waiter!
    >
    > Me: How can I help you, sir?
    >
    > Customer: Theres a hair in my food.
    >
    > Me: That isnt possible, unless it was your hair.
    >
    > Customer: It isnt!
    >
    > Me: Who elses hair could it be?
    >
    > Customer: Your chefs.
    >
    > (I walk into the kitchen and return to the table with our chef.)
    >
    > Me: Take off your chefs hat.
    >
    > (Chef takes off his hat, he is revealed to be bald.)
    >
    > Chef, to the customer: You were saying something about my hair being in
    > your food?
    >
    > </quote>


    i posted this one a while back, but what the hell:

    Now in a hotel there's always at least one restaurant. So they have this
    man who comes in regularly. And the staff notice every time he's in there,
    something will go wrong with the food. Inevitably. He'll eat 3/4 of the
    dish before complaining there's some insect or similar in the dish. Every.
    Darn. Time.

    It is my mom's and the kitchen staff's hypothesis that this douche brings
    in dead bugs himself and plants it in the food.

    So, one day, the manager comes to this difficult man, and finds that the
    sucky costumer has complained of a tiny dead roach in his food.

    M = Manager
    DM = Douchebag Man

    M: What seems to be the problem sir?
    DM: Your kitchen is horrendously unsanitary! Look, there's a DEAD COCKROACH
    in my food.
    M: -picks up the roach without batting an eyelid and eats it- Why, it's
    delicious sir! I think you mistook a shallot for an insect.
    DM: -splutters, speechless-


    (from the *customers suck!* website)

    your pal,
    blake

  10. #10
    Van Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..


    "Omelet" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news[email protected]..
    Some people are just ass holes. ;-)
    >
    > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=552NcxKHufY
    >
    > That video really is worth watching!
    > --
    > Peace! Om



    GREAT VIDEO!

    Van


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  11. #11
    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    In article <9ho055tyz14n$.[email protected]>,
    blake murphy <[email protected]> wrote:

    > On Sat, 01 Nov 2008 12:28:04 +0200, ChattyCathy wrote:
    >
    > > http://notalwaysright.com/page/105
    > >
    > > <quote>
    > >
    > > The Bald Truth
    > > Restaurant | Boston, MA, USA
    > >
    > > (Some customers at our restaurant try to get a free meal by placing some
    > > hair in their food and then blaming the chef and refusing to pay for
    > > the meal.)
    > >
    > > Customer: ?Waiter!?
    > >
    > > Me: ?How can I help you, sir??
    > >
    > > Customer: ?There?s a hair in my food.?
    > >
    > > Me: ?That isn?t possible, unless it was your hair.?
    > >
    > > Customer: ?It isn?t!?
    > >
    > > Me: ?Who else?s hair could it be??
    > >
    > > Customer: ?Your chef?s.?
    > >
    > > (I walk into the kitchen and return to the table with our chef.)
    > >
    > > Me: ?Take off your chef?s hat.?
    > >
    > > (Chef takes off his hat, he is revealed to be bald.)
    > >
    > > Chef, to the customer: ?You were saying something about my hair being in
    > > your food??
    > >
    > > </quote>

    >
    > i posted this one a while back, but what the hell:
    >
    > Now in a hotel there's always at least one restaurant. So they have this
    > man who comes in regularly. And the staff notice every time he's in there,
    > something will go wrong with the food. Inevitably. He'll eat 3/4 of the
    > dish before complaining there's some insect or similar in the dish. Every.
    > Darn. Time.
    >
    > It is my mom's and the kitchen staff's hypothesis that this douche brings
    > in dead bugs himself and plants it in the food.
    >
    > So, one day, the manager comes to this difficult man, and finds that the
    > sucky costumer has complained of a tiny dead roach in his food.
    >
    > M = Manager
    > DM = Douchebag Man
    >
    > M: What seems to be the problem sir?
    > DM: Your kitchen is horrendously unsanitary! Look, there's a DEAD COCKROACH
    > in my food.
    > M: -picks up the roach without batting an eyelid and eats it- Why, it's
    > delicious sir! I think you mistook a shallot for an insect.
    > DM: -splutters, speechless-
    >
    >
    > (from the *customers suck!* website)
    >
    > your pal,
    > blake


    That'd work. ;-)
    Eat the evidence.
    --
    Peace! Om

    "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

  12. #12
    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    In article <[email protected]>,
    "Van" <[email protected]> wrote:

    > "Omelet" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news[email protected]..
    > Some people are just ass holes. ;-)
    > >
    > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=552NcxKHufY
    > >
    > > That video really is worth watching!
    > > --
    > > Peace! Om

    >
    >
    > GREAT VIDEO!
    >
    > Van


    Glad you enjoyed it. ;-)
    --
    Peace! Om

    "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

  13. #13
    jmcquown Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    The Ranger wrote:
    > jmcquown <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]..
    > [snip]
    >> One time someone insisted they'd gotten a glass
    >> of ice tea with a metal screw in it. Since the
    >> glassware is stored *upside down* in racks it's
    >> physically impossible for a screw to have fallen
    >> into their glass. [snip]

    >
    > It's not impossible to have a screw in a drink. There are so
    > many areas where that item could have come from without your
    > observing it having fallen into the glass (unless you set each
    > cube into said glass of iced tea.) Perhaps the ice bin, the ice
    > maker when ice was brought forward to the front of the house,
    > the bumper stripping along the edges of the ice bin/maker...
    > From the tea brewer... Ya just never know...
    >

    You're walking on the Far Side of reality, Ranger. I used to pull clean
    glasses out of the rack, turn them back right side up to fill with water or
    iced tea. I'd surely have noticed a screw. The glasses go through the
    dishwasher downside up. They aren't going through a production line. Sure,
    maybe some part fell off sometime; I can't recall anything like that ever
    happening on my shift. But I'd fill them with ice using the welded metal
    scoop (you *never* scoop a glass into the ice bin to fill it). The "tea
    brewer" was invariably a Bunn coffee maker that was used exclusively for
    tea. (So much for Mr. Coffee Automatic Tea Pots.) The parts weren't
    falling off into the tea.

    Trust me, I've never seen a screw fall off into a pot of iced tea, nor a pot
    of coffee. Nor into a glass of iced tea. This person was scamming, big
    time. Besides, why expect a free meal when only the iced tea was the
    problem? And why report the "tea problem" after consuming half a meal?
    SCAMMER Pretty plain to me. I've encountered worse. But I won't report
    them here again. BTDT and the reporting of rip-off artists gets old.
    Suffice to say they exist.

    Jill


  14. #14
    The Ranger Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    jmcquown <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > The Ranger wrote:
    >> jmcquown <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:[email protected]..
    >> [snip]
    >>> One time someone insisted they'd gotten a glass
    >>> of ice tea with a metal screw in it. Since the
    >>> glassware is stored *upside down* in racks it's
    >>> physically impossible for a screw to have fallen
    >>> into their glass. [snip]

    >>
    >> It's not impossible to have a screw in a drink. There are so
    >> many areas where that item could have come from without your
    >> observing it having fallen into the glass (unless you set
    >> each
    >> cube into said glass of iced tea.) Perhaps the ice bin, the
    >> ice
    >> maker when ice was brought forward to the front of the
    >> house,
    >> the bumper stripping along the edges of the ice bin/maker...
    >> From the tea brewer... Ya just never know...
    >>

    > You're walking on the Far Side of reality, Ranger. I used to
    > pull clean glasses out of the rack, turn them back right side
    > up to fill with water or iced tea. I'd surely have noticed a
    > screw. The glasses go through the dishwasher downside up.
    > They aren't going through a production line. Sure, maybe
    > some part fell off sometime; I can't recall anything like
    > that ever happening on my shift. But I'd fill them with ice
    > using the welded metal scoop (you *never* scoop a glass into
    > the ice bin to fill it). The "tea brewer" was invariably a
    > Bunn coffee maker that was used exclusively for tea. (So
    > much for Mr. Coffee Automatic Tea Pots.) The parts weren't
    > falling off into the tea.
    >
    > Trust me, I've never seen a screw fall off into a pot of iced
    > tea, nor a pot of coffee. Nor into a glass of iced tea.
    > This person was scamming, big time. Besides, why expect a
    > free meal when only the iced tea was the problem? And why
    > report the "tea problem" after consuming half a meal? SCAMMER
    > Pretty plain to me. I've encountered worse. But I won't
    > report them here again. BTDT and the reporting of rip-off
    > artists gets old. Suffice to say they exist.


    Without a doubt they exist and run the same scam
    over-and-over-and-over. But the tea machine can and will fall
    apart without notice; btdt. Screws drop from all over the place
    so unless you're setting each cube into that customer's glass,
    you can't possibly say, "Not on my shift." (Ok, you will but
    it's inaccurate.) One of the funkiest problems I ever
    encountered was our milk dispenser. Pieces were falling off all
    over the place until the regional manager set one of the 50 lb
    crates inside it and the insulated door came off in his hand.
    I'd never seen him move so quickly prior.

    There are lots of ways for foreign objects to end up in ice
    bins or drinks. Thinking you're going to notice during a rush,
    or even during a slow time, is silly. Sometimes you might but
    mostly you don't; too many things pulling at your immediate
    attention.

    The Ranger



  15. #15
    Lin Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    jmcquown wrote:

    > Trust me, I've never seen a screw fall off into a pot of iced tea, nor a
    > pot of coffee. Nor into a glass of iced tea. This person was scamming,
    > big time. Besides, why expect a free meal when only the iced tea was
    > the problem? And why report the "tea problem" after consuming half a
    > meal? SCAMMER Pretty plain to me. I've encountered worse. But I won't
    > report them here again. BTDT and the reporting of rip-off artists gets
    > old. Suffice to say they exist.


    Now, my experience wasn't with a water glass (oh, and I have found glass
    chards in my drink before) but once I went for lunch at a fairly new
    Greek place. Ordered a gyro, took a seat close to the order counter and
    on my first bite my molars caught something hard. The crunch was loud
    enough that the guys behind the counter heard it and watched in horror
    as I pulled a brand new screw out of my mouth. We could only surmise
    that it fell out of an exhaust grill, but never could verify it. While I
    didn't ask, they quickly refunded the cost of my sandwich and hoped I
    wouldn't be back with a dental bill.

    The glass chards I suspect were because some server got too fast and
    sloppy and was banging weakened glasses or the pitchers around

    I've had glasses that were filthy with *whatever* and the wait staff
    would quickly replace it. In those instances I tell myself that it must
    have been sterilized in a dishwasher before I got it! ;-)

    I do have issues with lipstick that should have easily washed off and
    shouldn't have been hard to miss.

    In ALL of these cases I've never asked for a refund or a comp, but they
    always gladly offered on their own and it was reflected on the bill.

    --Lin

  16. #16
    jmcquown Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    The Ranger wrote:
    > There are lots of ways for foreign objects to end up in ice
    > bins or drinks. Thinking you're going to notice during a rush,
    > or even during a slow time, is silly


    No, you thinking it's common is silly. The odds are against it.

    Jill

  17. #17
    The Ranger Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    jmcquown <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > The Ranger wrote:
    >> There are lots of ways for foreign objects to end up
    >> in ice bins or drinks. Thinking you're going to notice
    >> during a rush, or even during a slow time, is silly
    >>

    > No, you thinking it's common is silly. The odds are against
    > it.


    If foreign objects (like a screw) in drinks were uncommon, it
    wouldn't be a scam. The odds of it happening, unfortunately,
    are significantly better than "against it."

    The Ranger



  18. #18
    Dave Smith Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    jmcquown wrote:
    > The Ranger wrote:
    >> There are lots of ways for foreign objects to end up in ice
    >> bins or drinks. Thinking you're going to notice during a rush,
    >> or even during a slow time, is silly

    >
    > No, you thinking it's common is silly. The odds are against it.


    I agree. It is remotely possible that it could happen, but certainly not
    common.


  19. #19
    Martin Mose Larsen Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    On Sat, 01 Nov 2008 10:25:53 -0600, Omelet <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >In article <9ho055tyz14n$.[email protected]>,
    > blake murphy <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> On Sat, 01 Nov 2008 12:28:04 +0200, ChattyCathy wrote:
    >>
    >> > http://notalwaysright.com/page/105
    >> >
    >> > <quote>
    >> >
    >> > The Bald Truth
    >> > Restaurant | Boston, MA, USA
    >> >
    >> > (Some customers at our restaurant try to get a free meal by placing some
    >> > hair in their food and then blaming the chef and refusing to pay for
    >> > the meal.)
    >> >
    >> > Customer: ?Waiter!?
    >> >
    >> > Me: ?How can I help you, sir??
    >> >
    >> > Customer: ?There?s a hair in my food.?
    >> >
    >> > Me: ?That isn?t possible, unless it was your hair.?
    >> >
    >> > Customer: ?It isn?t!?
    >> >
    >> > Me: ?Who else?s hair could it be??
    >> >
    >> > Customer: ?Your chef?s.?
    >> >
    >> > (I walk into the kitchen and return to the table with our chef.)
    >> >
    >> > Me: ?Take off your chef?s hat.?
    >> >
    >> > (Chef takes off his hat, he is revealed to be bald.)
    >> >
    >> > Chef, to the customer: ?You were saying something about my hair being in
    >> > your food??
    >> >
    >> > </quote>

    >>
    >> i posted this one a while back, but what the hell:
    >>
    >> Now in a hotel there's always at least one restaurant. So they have this
    >> man who comes in regularly. And the staff notice every time he's in there,
    >> something will go wrong with the food. Inevitably. He'll eat 3/4 of the
    >> dish before complaining there's some insect or similar in the dish. Every.
    >> Darn. Time.
    >>
    >> It is my mom's and the kitchen staff's hypothesis that this douche brings
    >> in dead bugs himself and plants it in the food.
    >>
    >> So, one day, the manager comes to this difficult man, and finds that the
    >> sucky costumer has complained of a tiny dead roach in his food.
    >>
    >> M = Manager
    >> DM = Douchebag Man
    >>
    >> M: What seems to be the problem sir?
    >> DM: Your kitchen is horrendously unsanitary! Look, there's a DEAD COCKROACH
    >> in my food.
    >> M: -picks up the roach without batting an eyelid and eats it- Why, it's
    >> delicious sir! I think you mistook a shallot for an insect.
    >> DM: -splutters, speechless-
    >>
    >>
    >> (from the *customers suck!* website)
    >>
    >> your pal,
    >> blake

    >
    >That'd work. ;-)
    >Eat the evidence.


    Debugging! :-)

    sayonara
    Martin Mose Larsen

  20. #20
    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: Waiter! There's a hair in my food..

    In article <[email protected]>,
    Martin Mose Larsen <[email protected]> wrote:

    > >> i posted this one a while back, but what the hell:
    > >>
    > >> Now in a hotel there's always at least one restaurant. So they have this
    > >> man who comes in regularly. And the staff notice every time he's in there,
    > >> something will go wrong with the food. Inevitably. He'll eat 3/4 of the
    > >> dish before complaining there's some insect or similar in the dish. Every.
    > >> Darn. Time.
    > >>
    > >> It is my mom's and the kitchen staff's hypothesis that this douche brings
    > >> in dead bugs himself and plants it in the food.
    > >>
    > >> So, one day, the manager comes to this difficult man, and finds that the
    > >> sucky costumer has complained of a tiny dead roach in his food.
    > >>
    > >> M = Manager
    > >> DM = Douchebag Man
    > >>
    > >> M: What seems to be the problem sir?
    > >> DM: Your kitchen is horrendously unsanitary! Look, there's a DEAD COCKROACH
    > >> in my food.
    > >> M: -picks up the roach without batting an eyelid and eats it- Why, it's
    > >> delicious sir! I think you mistook a shallot for an insect.
    > >> DM: -splutters, speechless-
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> (from the *customers suck!* website)
    > >>
    > >> your pal,
    > >> blake

    > >
    > >That'd work. ;-)
    > >Eat the evidence.

    >
    > Debugging! :-)
    >
    > sayonara
    > Martin Mose Larsen


    Nice pun!
    --
    Peace! Om

    "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

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