Ugh, it's bad enough to see these awful commercials at night but now
they're showing them during the evening news at 6 p.m. Followed a few
minutes later by a Cialis commercial and a few minutes later by
another for Levitra. Now I have to sit through 30 minutes of stupid
old men trying to get it up while I'm having dinner. As if it wasn't
bad enough already with the nightly parade of urinary incontinence
commercials, diarrhea commercials, flatulence commercials, and
commercials for every other god damn malady of the reproductive and
elimination systems out there. I just love it when they say at the
end "see a doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours." No,
don't go to a doctor, bring that thing over here and let me fix it
with my meat tenderizing mallet.