Thread: Tongue Twister for a Friday

On Jan 6, 8:31*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> Tongue Twister for a Friday
>
> "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..."
>
> Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
> A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
> If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
> Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
>
> I think there's another version with a different last line.
>
> So say it out loud, with feeling! For those of you with golden vocal
> chords, sing it out!
>
> Andy

What are you....like 10?

On Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:31:08 -0600, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:

>Tongue Twister for a Friday
>
>"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..."
>
>Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
>A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
>If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
>Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
>
>
>I think there's another version with a different last line.
>
>So say it out loud, with feeling! For those of you with golden vocal
>chords, sing it out!

Say this three times, fast:
"Black bugs bleed black blood".

On Jan 6, 7:47*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> On Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:31:08 -0600, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> >Tongue Twister for a Friday
>
> >"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..."
>
> >Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
> >A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
> >If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
> >Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
>
> >I think there's another version with a different last line.
>
> >So say it out loud, with feeling! For those of you with golden vocal
> >chords, sing it out!
>
> Say this three times, fast:
> "Black bugs bleed black blood".

How about:

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick!

John Kuthe...

On Fri, 6 Jan 2012 18:21:55 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Jan 6, 7:47*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>> On Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:31:08 -0600, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
>> >Tongue Twister for a Friday
>>
>> >"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..."
>>
>> >Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
>> >A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
>> >If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
>> >Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
>>
>> >I think there's another version with a different last line.
>>
>> >So say it out loud, with feeling! For those of you with golden vocal
>> >chords, sing it out!
>>
>> Say this three times, fast:
>> "Black bugs bleed black blood".
>
>How about:
>
>The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick!

Not fair... only limp wristed ****** lithspers can do that one.

Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:

> On Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:31:08 -0600, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Tongue Twister for a Friday
>>
>>"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..."
>>
>>Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
>>A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
>>If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
>>Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
>>
>>
>>I think there's another version with a different last line.
>>
>>So say it out loud, with feeling! For those of you with golden vocal
>>chords, sing it out!
>
> Say this three times, fast:
> "Black bugs bleed black blood".


Admittedly a tough one!!!

Ya BUM!!!

Andy

On Jan 7, 8:33*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> > On Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:31:08 -0600, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
>
> >>Tongue Twister for a Friday
>
> >>"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..."
>
> >>Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
> >>A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
> >>If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
> >>Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
>
> >>I think there's another version with a different last line.
>
> >>So say it out loud, with feeling! For those of you with golden vocal
> >>chords, sing it out!
>
> > Say this three times, fast:
> > "Black bugs bleed black blood".
>
> Admittedly a tough one!!!
>
> Ya BUM!!!
>
> Andy

Try this one:

How much cock meat could andy meet and eat
Before he got a belly full of semen
How much semen could Andy swallow
Before he felt satisfied and passed out.

I know it's not hard to say, I meant act it out. Go on, Andy, you've
earned it.

On Jan 6, 9:01*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> On Fri, 6 Jan 2012 18:21:55 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>
>
>
> <johnkuth...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Jan 6, 7:47*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> >> On Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:31:08 -0600, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> >> >Tongue Twister for a Friday
>
> >> >"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..."
>
> >> >Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
> >> >A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
> >> >If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
> >> >Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
>
> >> >I think there's another version with a different last line.
>
> >> >So say it out loud, with feeling! For those of you with golden vocal
> >> >chords, sing it out!
>
> >> Say this three times, fast:
> >> "Black bugs bleed black blood".
>
> >How about:
>
> >The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick!
>
> Not fair... only limp wristed ****** lithspers can do that one.

I can say it when drunk! It's harder for lishspers because there's no
real lisp in it!! Maybe that's why you have such a hard time saying it
Sheldon!! ;-)

John Kuthe...

On Jan 7, 11:48*am, John Kuthe <johnkuth...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 6, 9:01*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Fri, 6 Jan 2012 18:21:55 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>
> > <johnkuth...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >On Jan 6, 7:47*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> > >> On Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:31:08 -0600, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> > >> >Tongue Twister for a Friday
>
> > >> >"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..."
>
> > >> >Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
> > >> >A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
> > >> >If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
> > >> >Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
>
> > >> >I think there's another version with a different last line.
>
> > >> >So say it out loud, with feeling! For those of you with golden vocal
> > >> >chords, sing it out!
>
> > >> Say this three times, fast:
> > >> "Black bugs bleed black blood".
>
> > >How about:
>
> > >The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick!
>
> > Not fair... only limp wristed ****** lithspers can do that one.
>
> I can say it when drunk! It's harder for lishspers because there's no
> real lisp in it!! Maybe that's why you have such a hard time saying it
> Sheldon!! ;-)
>
> John Kuthe...

People who are "talented" with their tongues are known to not have a
problem with these sayings. Slurp. Slurp. Slurp.

On Jan 7, 9:18*am, BillyZoom <medav...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 7, 11:48*am, John Kuthe <johnkuth...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jan 6, 9:01*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>
> > > On Fri, 6 Jan 2012 18:21:55 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>
> > > <johnkuth...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > >On Jan 6, 7:47*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> > > >> On Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:31:08 -0600, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> > > >> >Tongue Twister for a Friday
>
> > > >> >"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..."
>
> > > >> >Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
> > > >> >A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
> > > >> >If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
> > > >> >Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
>
> > > >> >I think there's another version with a different last line.
>
> > > >> >So say it out loud, with feeling! For those of you with golden vocal
> > > >> >chords, sing it out!
>
> > > >> Say this three times, fast:
> > > >> "Black bugs bleed black blood".
>
> > > >How about:
>
> > > >The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick!
>
> > > Not fair... only limp wristed ****** lithspers can do that one.
>
> > I can say it when drunk! It's harder for lishspers because there's no
> > real lisp in it!! Maybe that's why you have such a hard time saying it
> > Sheldon!! ;-)
>
> > John Kuthe...
>
> People who are "talented" with their tongues are known to not have a
> problem with these sayings. Slurp. Slurp. Slurp.

You've been giving too many rim jobs.

On Jan 7, 12:30*pm, Chemo the Clown <bhansen1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Jan 7, 9:18*am, BillyZoom <medav...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jan 7, 11:48*am, John Kuthe <johnkuth...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Jan 6, 9:01*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>
> > > > On Fri, 6 Jan 2012 18:21:55 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>
> > > > <johnkuth...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > >On Jan 6, 7:47*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> > > > >> On Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:31:08 -0600, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> > > > >> >Tongue Twister for a Friday
>
> > > > >> >"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..."
>
> > > > >> >Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
> > > > >> >A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
> > > > >> >If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
> > > > >> >Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
>
> > > > >> >I think there's another version with a different last line.
>
> > > > >> >So say it out loud, with feeling! For those of you with golden vocal
> > > > >> >chords, sing it out!
>
> > > > >> Say this three times, fast:
> > > > >> "Black bugs bleed black blood".
>
> > > > >How about:
>
> > > > >The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick!
>
> > > > Not fair... only limp wristed ****** lithspers can do that one.
>
> > > I can say it when drunk! It's harder for lishspers because there's no
> > > real lisp in it!! Maybe that's why you have such a hard time saying it
> > > Sheldon!! ;-)
>
> > > John Kuthe...
>
> > People who are "talented" with their tongues are known to not have a
> > problem with these sayings. Slurp. Slurp. Slurp.
>
> You've been giving too many rim jobs.

I'll bow to your experience as I know nothing of such things.

On Jan 7, 11:18*am, BillyZoom <medav...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 7, 11:48*am, John Kuthe <johnkuth...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Jan 6, 9:01*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>
> > > On Fri, 6 Jan 2012 18:21:55 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>
> > > <johnkuth...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > >On Jan 6, 7:47*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> > > >> On Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:31:08 -0600, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> > > >> >Tongue Twister for a Friday
>
> > > >> >"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..."
>
> > > >> >Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
> > > >> >A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
> > > >> >If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
> > > >> >Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
>
> > > >> >I think there's another version with a different last line.
>
> > > >> >So say it out loud, with feeling! For those of you with golden vocal
> > > >> >chords, sing it out!
>
> > > >> Say this three times, fast:
> > > >> "Black bugs bleed black blood".
>
> > > >How about:
>
> > > >The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick!
>
> > > Not fair... only limp wristed ****** lithspers can do that one.
>
> > I can say it when drunk! It's harder for lishspers because there's no
> > real lisp in it!! Maybe that's why you have such a hard time saying it
> > Sheldon!! ;-)
>
> > John Kuthe...
>
> People who are "talented" with their tongues are known to not have a
> problem with these sayings. Slurp. Slurp. Slurp.

You'd have to ask my Ex wife about that. ;-) Or any of the couple of
women I've "been with" since!

John Kuthe...

On Sat, 7 Jan 2012 08:48:11 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Jan 6, 9:01*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>> On Fri, 6 Jan 2012 18:21:55 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>>
>>
>>
>> <johnkuth...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >On Jan 6, 7:47*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>> >> On Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:31:08 -0600, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
>> >> >Tongue Twister for a Friday
>>
>> >> >"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..."
>>
>> >> >Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
>> >> >A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
>> >> >If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
>> >> >Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
>>
>> >> >I think there's another version with a different last line.
>>
>> >> >So say it out loud, with feeling! For those of you with golden vocal
>> >> >chords, sing it out!
>>
>> >> Say this three times, fast:
>> >> "Black bugs bleed black blood".
>>
>> >How about:
>>
>> >The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick!
>>
>> Not fair... only limp wristed ****** lithspers can do that one.
>
>I can say it when drunk! It's harder for lishspers because there's no
>real lisp in it!! Maybe that's why you have such a hard time saying it
>Sheldon!! ;-)

No... unlike you I don't do sheep. Big uddered cows are fine. LOL

Andy wrote:
>
> Tongue Twister for a Friday
>
> "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..."

I've given women a tongue twister that made them convulse.

On Jan 7, 1:40*pm, John Kuthe <johnkuth...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 7, 11:18*am, BillyZoom <medav...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jan 7, 11:48*am, John Kuthe <johnkuth...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Jan 6, 9:01*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>
> > > > On Fri, 6 Jan 2012 18:21:55 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>
> > > > <johnkuth...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > >On Jan 6, 7:47*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> > > > >> On Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:31:08 -0600, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> > > > >> >Tongue Twister for a Friday
>
> > > > >> >"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..."
>
> > > > >> >Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
> > > > >> >A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
> > > > >> >If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
> > > > >> >Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
>
> > > > >> >I think there's another version with a different last line.
>
> > > > >> >So say it out loud, with feeling! For those of you with golden vocal
> > > > >> >chords, sing it out!
>
> > > > >> Say this three times, fast:
> > > > >> "Black bugs bleed black blood".
>
> > > > >How about:
>
> > > > >The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick!
>
> > > > Not fair... only limp wristed ****** lithspers can do that one.
>
> > > I can say it when drunk! It's harder for lishspers because there's no
> > > real lisp in it!! Maybe that's why you have such a hard time saying it
> > > Sheldon!! ;-)
>
> > > John Kuthe...
>
> > People who are "talented" with their tongues are known to not have a
> > problem with these sayings. Slurp. Slurp. Slurp.
>
> You'd have to ask my Ex wife about that. ;-) Or any of the couple of
> women I've "been with" since!
>
> John Kuthe...

So just like careers, you've dabbled with heterosexuality? I believe
you with a woman as much as I believe you with a college degree. No
degree. No career. No woman. Yes Mom's basement.

On Fri, 6 Jan 2012 18:21:55 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
<[email protected]> wrote:

> The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick!

Ouch! I can't even say it correctly in my mind. No point in trying
it with voice.
--

Ham and eggs.
A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

On Jan 8, 2:37*pm, sf <s...@geemail.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 6 Jan 2012 18:21:55 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>
> <johnkuth...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick!
>
> Ouch! *I can't even say it correctly in my mind. *No point in trying
> it with voice.
> --

I've heard it's the world's hardest to say tongue twister.

John Kuthe...