Tiger Woods in auto accident

Chemo the Clown wrote:
> On Nov 27, 1:54 pm, Dave Smith <adavid.sm...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>>> Well...he might have been eating something.
>> I thought that he was supposed to be a good driver :-)
>> Glad to hear he is going to be OK.
>
> The police say that charges may be pending.....so who knows what was
> up.

Well.... a guy pulls out of his driveway at 2:25 am, loses control, hits
a fire hydrant and a tree...... careless driving. Considering that
police lay charges for violations that *may" cause accidents, I would
assume that they would lay charges for an incident where there is a
single car accident with no other traffic around. I am assuming that
there will be a fine, which he can well afford.... or... he can pay a
lawyer to fight it and pay more for legal fees than the fine would cost.

On Nov 27, 3:53*pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Chemo the Clown wrote:
> > On Nov 27, 3:40 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Chemo the Clown wrote:
> >>> On Nov 27, 3:28 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
> >>>>> On Nov 27, 3:09 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
> >>>>>>> On Nov 27, 2:51 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> On Nov 27, 2:33 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
> >>>>>>>>>>> Well...he might have been eating something.
> >>>>>>>>>> You think that anyone here cares about a 33 yr old golfer thathas close
> >>>>>>>>>> to a billion dollars?
> >>>>>>>>>> You are .... a sad person.
> >>>>>>>>> Why the hell did you even waste your time to respond to this thread.
> >>>>>>>>> You're pathetic. Wait...I suppose you speak for everyone on theNG?
> >>>>>>>> Umm.. okay.
> >>>>>>>> You make assumptions that require only others that are as lame as you to
> >>>>>>>> * agree with...
> >>>>>>>> Congratulations.
> >>>>>>> You must be speaking for yourself....
> >>>>>> And you? Who do you speak for?
> >>>>> *I never claimed to speak for anyone but you seemed to when you said:
> >>>>> *> You think that anyone here cares about a 33 yr old golfer thathas
> >>>>> close
> >>>>>> to a billion dollars?
> >>>>> You seem *speaking for those that you seem to think don't care.
> >>>> The point you never made?
> >>>> I choose to not be "not nice" to you... but you still have little detail
> >>>> as to why I should.
> >>>> Do you have a point?
> >>> Do you? I think not other than to try and impress yourself.
> >> How about we stop here?
>
> >> I do not have an issue with you, and I do wish you a happy holiday.
>
> >> Bob
>
> > Ok by me. Happy holiday's to you!!
>
> A sincere wish that your holiday period here is a good one.
>
> I also wish you have several more :-)
>
> And thanks, I know you to be a nice person here. I chose to keep
> thinking that.
>
> Bob

Maybe we both got off on the wrong track? I had too much turkey
yesterday so I'm probably not thinking clearly. :-)
I know you to be the same.

A

Chemo the Clown wrote:
> On Nov 27, 3:53 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>> On Nov 27, 3:40 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>> On Nov 27, 3:28 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>>>> On Nov 27, 3:09 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Nov 27, 2:51 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Nov 27, 2:33 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well...he might have been eating something.
>>>>>>>>>>>> You think that anyone here cares about a 33 yr old golfer that has close
>>>>>>>>>>>> to a billion dollars?
>>>>>>>>>>>> You are .... a sad person.
>>>>>>>>>>> Why the hell did you even waste your time to respond to this thread.
>>>>>>>>>>> You're pathetic. Wait...I suppose you speak for everyone on the NG?
>>>>>>>>>> Umm.. okay.
>>>>>>>>>> You make assumptions that require only others that are as lame as you to
>>>>>>>>>> agree with...
>>>>>>>>>> Congratulations.
>>>>>>>>> You must be speaking for yourself....
>>>>>>>> And you? Who do you speak for?
>>>>>>> I never claimed to speak for anyone but you seemed to when you said:
>>>>>>> > You think that anyone here cares about a 33 yr old golfer that has
>>>>>>> close
>>>>>>>> to a billion dollars?
>>>>>>> You seem speaking for those that you seem to think don't care.
>>>>>> The point you never made?
>>>>>> I choose to not be "not nice" to you... but you still have little detail
>>>>>> as to why I should.
>>>>>> Do you have a point?
>>>>> Do you? I think not other than to try and impress yourself.
>>>> How about we stop here?
>>>> I do not have an issue with you, and I do wish you a happy holiday.
>>>> Bob
>>> Ok by me. Happy holiday's to you!!
>> A sincere wish that your holiday period here is a good one.
>>
>> I also wish you have several more :-)
>>
>> And thanks, I know you to be a nice person here. I chose to keep
>> thinking that.
>>
>> Bob
>
> Maybe we both got off on the wrong track? I had too much turkey
> yesterday so I'm probably not thinking clearly. :-)
> I know you to be the same.
>
> A


Sharing turkey just makes me warm & fuzzy.

Know I am enjoying the fact you have been sharing yours :-)

Bob

On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:29:21 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown wrote:

> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>
> Well...he might have been eating something.

Fried Chicken with Bones, no doubt.

Peace,

Jerry

Well, my first thought was "DWI"... but who knows. I'm glad he
wasn't seriously hurt nor seriously hurt someone else.


I saw him in person once at the Kemper Lakes Golf Course. He's a
great player and all, but he was also cocky and full of himself.
Michael Jordan was there too, and completely the opposite.

That was about 10 years ago so maybe he's grown up a little since
then.

-J

"Chemo the Clown" <andyt@peak.org> wrote in message
news:caea400e-5ea3-4650-8985-3bc0bde5dd36@e4g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
> http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>
> Well...he might have been eating something.

They say that this is no accident. Possibly from something that he ate.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s6i57899

On Nov 27, 4:49*pm, Chemo the Clown <an...@peak.org> wrote:
> On Nov 27, 2:15*pm, projectile vomit chick
>
> <projektilevomitch...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On Nov 27, 3:29*pm, Chemo the Clown <an...@peak.org> wrote:
>
> > >http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>
> > > Well...he might have been eating something.
>
> > Yeah that big dick in his mouth was probably distracting.
>
> Wassa matta...didn't get enough turkey yesterday?

I had plenty turkey yesterday. What's that got to do with what I
posted?

"phaeton" <blahbleh666@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4c155de6-0475-468e-9d1d-27546505d05f@r31g2000vbi.googlegroups.com...
> Well, my first thought was "DWI"... but who knows. I'm glad he
> wasn't seriously hurt nor seriously hurt someone else.
>
>
> I saw him in person once at the Kemper Lakes Golf Course. He's a
> great player and all, but he was also cocky and full of himself.
> Michael Jordan was there too, and completely the opposite.
>
> That was about 10 years ago so maybe he's grown up a little since
> then.
>

The police report states that there was no alcohol involved in the accident.

"phaeton" <blahbleh666@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4c155de6-0475-468e-9d1d-27546505d05f@r31g2000vbi.googlegroups.com...
> Well, my first thought was "DWI"... but who knows. I'm glad he
> wasn't seriously hurt nor seriously hurt someone else.
>

It was after a domestic dispute. Probably stormed out of the house and he
took off rather fast and lost it.

"phaeton" <blahbleh666@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4c155de6-0475-468e-9d1d-27546505d05f@r31g2000vbi.googlegroups.com...
> Well, my first thought was "DWI"... but who knows. I'm glad he
> wasn't seriously hurt nor seriously hurt someone else.
>

Leaving the house at 2:35 am--if not alcohol, and the cops said not, then
maybe prescrp. drugs. Some of those sleeping aids cause people to sleep
drive/eat, etc.

cybercat <cyberpurrs@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Leaving the house at 2:35 am--if not alcohol, and the cops said not, then
>maybe prescrp. drugs. Some of those sleeping aids cause people to sleep
>drive/eat, etc.

That was my guess too. Some sort of automatic behavior caused
by sleep meds.

Steve

Steve Pope wrote:
> cybercat <cyberpurrs@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Leaving the house at 2:35 am--if not alcohol, and the cops said not,
>> then maybe prescrp. drugs. Some of those sleeping aids cause people
>> to sleep drive/eat, etc.
>
> That was my guess too. Some sort of automatic behavior caused
> by sleep meds.

That makes a lot of sense. It's the first explanation that sounds
right to me.

nancy

On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:01:06 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown wrote:

> On Nov 27, 3:53*pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>> On Nov 27, 3:40 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>> On Nov 27, 3:28 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>>>> On Nov 27, 3:09 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Nov 27, 2:51 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Nov 27, 2:33 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well...he might have been eating something.
>>>>>>>>>>>> You think that anyone here cares about a 33 yr old golfer that has close
>>>>>>>>>>>> to a billion dollars?
>>>>>>>>>>>> You are .... a sad person.
>>>>>>>>>>> Why the hell did you even waste your time to respond to this thread.
>>>>>>>>>>> You're pathetic. Wait...I suppose you speak for everyone on the NG?
>>>>>>>>>> Umm.. okay.
>>>>>>>>>> You make assumptions that require only others that are as lame as you to
>>>>>>>>>> * agree with...
>>>>>>>>>> Congratulations.
>>>>>>>>> You must be speaking for yourself....
>>>>>>>> And you? Who do you speak for?
>>>>>>> *I never claimed to speak for anyone but you seemed to when you said:
>>>>>>> *> You think that anyone here cares about a 33 yr old golfer that has
>>>>>>> close
>>>>>>>> to a billion dollars?
>>>>>>> You seem *speaking for those that you seem to think don't care.
>>>>>> The point you never made?
>>>>>> I choose to not be "not nice" to you... but you still have little detail
>>>>>> as to why I should.
>>>>>> Do you have a point?
>>>>> Do you? I think not other than to try and impress yourself.
>>>> How about we stop here?
>>
>>>> I do not have an issue with you, and I do wish you a happy holiday.
>>
>>>> Bob
>>
>>> Ok by me. Happy holiday's to you!!
>>
>> A sincere wish that your holiday period here is a good one.
>>
>> I also wish you have several more :-)
>>
>> And thanks, I know you to be a nice person here. I chose to keep
>> thinking that.
>>
>> Bob
>
> Maybe we both got off on the wrong track? I had too much turkey
> yesterday so I'm probably not thinking clearly. :-)
> I know you to be the same.


Fuck this. I'm not done with either of you.

-sw

On Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:12:58 -0500, Nancy Young wrote:

> Steve Pope wrote:
>> cybercat <cyberpurrs@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Leaving the house at 2:35 am--if not alcohol, and the cops said not,
>>> then maybe prescrp. drugs. Some of those sleeping aids cause people
>>> to sleep drive/eat, etc.
>>
>> That was my guess too. Some sort of automatic behavior caused
>> by sleep meds.
>
> That makes a lot of sense. It's the first explanation that sounds
> right to me.

The facts have been greatly distorted and most are outright missing.

You can speculate all you want, but there's no way to come to an
informed conclusion of any sort by listening to the media reports.

-sw

On Nov 27, 4:33*pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Chemo the Clown wrote:
> >http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>
> > Well...he might have been eating something.
>
> You think that anyone here cares about a 33 yr old golfer that has close
> to a billion dollars?
>
> You are .... a sad person.

I prefer Wii golf, and Wii bowling.

--Bryan

Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:12:58 -0500, Nancy Young wrote:
>
>> Steve Pope wrote:
>>> cybercat <cyberpurrs@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Leaving the house at 2:35 am--if not alcohol, and the cops said
>>>> not, then maybe prescrp. drugs. Some of those sleeping aids cause
>>>> people to sleep drive/eat, etc.
>>>
>>> That was my guess too. Some sort of automatic behavior caused
>>> by sleep meds.
>>
>> That makes a lot of sense. It's the first explanation that sounds
>> right to me.
>
> The facts have been greatly distorted and most are outright missing.
>
> You can speculate all you want, but there's no way to come to an
> informed conclusion of any sort by listening to the media reports.

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.

nancy

Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:12:58 -0500, Nancy Young wrote:
>
>> Steve Pope wrote:
>>> cybercat <cyberpurrs@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Leaving the house at 2:35 am--if not alcohol, and the cops said not,
>>>> then maybe prescrp. drugs. Some of those sleeping aids cause people
>>>> to sleep drive/eat, etc.
>>> That was my guess too. Some sort of automatic behavior caused
>>> by sleep meds.
>> That makes a lot of sense. It's the first explanation that sounds
>> right to me.
>
> The facts have been greatly distorted and most are outright missing.
>
> You can speculate all you want, but there's no way to come to an
> informed conclusion of any sort by listening to the media reports.
>
> -sw

100% agree. The entertainment outlets need to fill air time or column
space and are seldom accurate. Thats why if you want to have a more
accurate idea of what happened you wait for a formal report instead of
listening to hours of babbling nonsense. I seldom watch entertainment
(often called news for some reason) programming.

On Sat, 28 Nov 2009 08:48:23 -0500, George wrote:

> Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> The facts have been greatly distorted and most are outright missing.
>>
>> You can speculate all you want, but there's no way to come to an
>> informed conclusion of any sort by listening to the media reports.
>
> 100% agree. The entertainment outlets need to fill air time or column
> space and are seldom accurate. Thats why if you want to have a more
> accurate idea of what happened you wait for a formal report instead of
> listening to hours of babbling nonsense. I seldom watch entertainment
> (often called news for some reason) programming.

I've been witness to events, accidents, and/or have known the
intimate history of something that will be reported on and what gets
published/televised is often so far out in left field that it really
makes you wonder if they just make all that shit up.

-sw

On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:14:40 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

> On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:01:06 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown wrote:
>
>> On Nov 27, 3:53*pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>> On Nov 27, 3:40 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>>> On Nov 27, 3:28 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Nov 27, 3:09 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Nov 27, 2:51 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Nov 27, 2:33 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well...he might have been eating something.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You think that anyone here cares about a 33 yr old golfer that has close
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to a billion dollars?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are .... a sad person.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Why the hell did you even waste your time to respond to this thread.
>>>>>>>>>>>> You're pathetic. Wait...I suppose you speak for everyone on the NG?
>>>>>>>>>>> Umm.. okay.
>>>>>>>>>>> You make assumptions that require only others that are as lame as you to
>>>>>>>>>>> * agree with...
>>>>>>>>>>> Congratulations.
>>>>>>>>>> You must be speaking for yourself....
>>>>>>>>> And you? Who do you speak for?
>>>>>>>> *I never claimed to speak for anyone but you seemed to when you said:
>>>>>>>> *> You think that anyone here cares about a 33 yr old golfer that has
>>>>>>>> close
>>>>>>>>> to a billion dollars?
>>>>>>>> You seem *speaking for those that you seem to think don't care.
>>>>>>> The point you never made?
>>>>>>> I choose to not be "not nice" to you... but you still have little detail
>>>>>>> as to why I should.
>>>>>>> Do you have a point?
>>>>>> Do you? I think not other than to try and impress yourself.
>>>>> How about we stop here?
>>>
>>>>> I do not have an issue with you, and I do wish you a happy holiday.
>>>
>>>>> Bob
>>>
>>>> Ok by me. Happy holiday's to you!!
>>>
>>> A sincere wish that your holiday period here is a good one.
>>>
>>> I also wish you have several more :-)
>>>
>>> And thanks, I know you to be a nice person here. I chose to keep
>>> thinking that.
>>>
>>> Bob
>>
>> Maybe we both got off on the wrong track? I had too much turkey
>> yesterday so I'm probably not thinking clearly. :-)
>> I know you to be the same.
>
> Fuck this. I'm not done with either of you.
>
> -sw

smite them, steve! (um, can i call you steve?)

your pal,
blaze

George <george@nospam.invalid> wrote:

>Sqwertz wrote:

>>> Steve Pope wrote:

>>>> That was my guess too. Some sort of automatic behavior caused
>>>> by sleep meds.

>> The facts have been greatly distorted and most are outright missing.
>>
>> You can speculate all you want, but there's no way to come to an
>> informed conclusion of any sort by listening to the media reports.

>100% agree. The entertainment outlets need to fill air time or column
>space and are seldom accurate. Thats why if you want to have a more
>accurate idea of what happened you wait for a formal report instead of
>listening to hours of babbling nonsense. I seldom watch entertainment
>(often called news for some reason) programming.

Yeah, that's why I said "guess".

It's not like I'm gonna run straight out and buy stock in pharma companies
Monday morning on this news.

Steve