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    Rob Guest

    Default Three Americans walk into a bar...

    Okay, scratch that.

    Two Americans walk into a bar. The third is too obese to even get
    through the doorway. He successfully sues the architect and the
    bartender for 20 million dollars for hurt feelings, then spends his
    winnings in McDonald's.

    He later sues McDonald's for selling an obese man cheeseburgers.

  2. #2
    Tony Guest

    Default Re: Three Americans walk into a bar...

    On Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:07:52 GMT, Rob wrote:

    > Okay, scratch that.
    >
    > Two Americans walk into a bar.


    Hopefully it's a bar visited by David John Copeland. I hate Yanks.

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    Larry in AZ Guest

    Default Re: Three Americans walk into a bar...

    Waiving the right to remain silent, "Rob" <[email protected]> said:

    > Okay, scratch that.
    >
    > Two Americans walk into a bar. The third is too obese to even get
    > through the doorway. He successfully sues the architect and the
    > bartender for 20 million dollars for hurt feelings, then spends his
    > winnings in McDonald's.
    >
    > He later sues McDonald's for selling an obese man cheeseburgers.


    "UK women are now officially the fattest in Europe"

    http://tinyurl.com/2y4st8

    And the men aren't far behind.

    --
    "And idiots begat fools, and fools begat morons, and morons
    begat imbeciles, and imbeciles begat dufuses. And then
    dopes like Nick, Assthrobby and Groggy realized they could
    do this with people outside their immediate families..."

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    'Mike' Guest

    Default Re: Three Americans walk into a bar...

    >
    > "UK women are now officially the fattest in Europe"
    >
    > http://tinyurl.com/2y4st8
    >
    > And the men aren't far behind.
    >



    and none of them seem to care, either for their health's sake or what they
    look like.



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    Dave Guest

    Default Re: Three Americans walk into a bar...

    'Mike' wrote:
    >> "UK women are now officially the fattest in Europe"
    >>
    >> http://tinyurl.com/2y4st8
    >>
    >> And the men aren't far behind.
    >>

    >
    >
    > and none of them seem to care, either for their health's sake or what they
    > look like.


    Just over 2 years ago, I had a caretakers job at the local primary
    school and when I looked at some of the mothers I wondered just how
    desperate some of the fathers must be. I know I have said in the past
    that there is no such thing as an ugly woman, but these were over fat to
    obese.

    Dave

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    'Mike' Guest

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    "Dave" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > 'Mike' wrote:
    >>> "UK women are now officially the fattest in Europe"
    >>>
    >>> http://tinyurl.com/2y4st8
    >>>
    >>> And the men aren't far behind.
    >>>

    >>
    >>
    >> and none of them seem to care, either for their health's sake or what
    >> they look like.

    >
    > Just over 2 years ago, I had a caretakers job at the local primary school
    > and when I looked at some of the mothers I wondered just how desperate
    > some of the fathers must be. I know I have said in the past that there is
    > no such thing as an ugly woman, but these were over fat to obese.
    >
    > Dave



    I do a lot of photography and I have a wide angle lens for them ;-)

    Mike



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    Dave Guest

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    'Mike' wrote:
    I do a lot of photography and I have a wide angle lens for them ;-)

    Have you any idea how hard it is to get partially chewed cheese on toast
    off a keyboard? :-)

    Dave

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    'Mike' Guest

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    "Dave" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > 'Mike' wrote:
    > I do a lot of photography and I have a wide angle lens for them ;-)
    >
    > Have you any idea how hard it is to get partially chewed cheese on toast
    > off a keyboard? :-)
    >
    > Dave


    I wasn't fair really, because of all the woman I photograph, only one, who
    is not in my present series, is 'rather large'.

    Hope your keyboard is now clean ;-)

    Mike



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    [email protected] Guest

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    On Feb 21, 3:25*pm, Dave <daven...@btopenworld.com> wrote:
    > 'Mike' wrote:
    > >> "UK women are now officially the fattest in Europe"

    >
    > >>http://tinyurl.com/2y4st8

    >
    > >> And the men aren't far behind.

    >
    > > and none of them seem to care, either for their health's sake or what they
    > > look like.

    >
    > Just over 2 years ago, I had a caretakers job at the local primary
    > school and when I looked at some of the mothers I wondered just how
    > desperate some of the fathers must be. I know I have said in the past
    > that there is no such thing as an ugly woman, but these were over fat to
    > obese.


    I, for one, have never said, "there is no such thing as an ugly
    woman."

    I try to be truthful.
    >
    > Dave


    --Bryan

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