Thread: Three Americans walk into a bar...

On Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:07:52 GMT, Rob wrote:

> Okay, scratch that.
>
> Two Americans walk into a bar.

Hopefully it's a bar visited by David John Copeland. I hate Yanks.

Waiving the right to remain silent, "Rob" <[email protected]> said:

> Okay, scratch that.
>
> Two Americans walk into a bar. The third is too obese to even get
> through the doorway. He successfully sues the architect and the
> bartender for 20 million dollars for hurt feelings, then spends his
> winnings in McDonald's.
>
> He later sues McDonald's for selling an obese man cheeseburgers.

"UK women are now officially the fattest in Europe"

http://tinyurl.com/2y4st8

And the men aren't far behind.

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"And idiots begat fools, and fools begat morons, and morons
begat imbeciles, and imbeciles begat dufuses. And then
dopes like Nick, Assthrobby and Groggy realized they could
do this with people outside their immediate families..."

>
> "UK women are now officially the fattest in Europe"
>
> http://tinyurl.com/2y4st8
>
> And the men aren't far behind.
>


and none of them seem to care, either for their health's sake or what they
look like.

'Mike' wrote:
>> "UK women are now officially the fattest in Europe"
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/2y4st8
>>
>> And the men aren't far behind.
>>
>
>
> and none of them seem to care, either for their health's sake or what they
> look like.

Just over 2 years ago, I had a caretakers job at the local primary
school and when I looked at some of the mothers I wondered just how
desperate some of the fathers must be. I know I have said in the past
that there is no such thing as an ugly woman, but these were over fat to
obese.

Dave

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"Dave" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> 'Mike' wrote:
>>> "UK women are now officially the fattest in Europe"
>>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/2y4st8
>>>
>>> And the men aren't far behind.
>>>
>>
>>
>> and none of them seem to care, either for their health's sake or what
>> they look like.
>
> Just over 2 years ago, I had a caretakers job at the local primary school
> and when I looked at some of the mothers I wondered just how desperate
> some of the fathers must be. I know I have said in the past that there is
> no such thing as an ugly woman, but these were over fat to obese.
>
> Dave


I do a lot of photography and I have a wide angle lens for them ;-)

Mike

'Mike' wrote:
I do a lot of photography and I have a wide angle lens for them ;-)

Have you any idea how hard it is to get partially chewed cheese on toast
off a keyboard? :-)

Dave

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"Dave" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> 'Mike' wrote:
> I do a lot of photography and I have a wide angle lens for them ;-)
>
> Have you any idea how hard it is to get partially chewed cheese on toast
> off a keyboard? :-)
>
> Dave

I wasn't fair really, because of all the woman I photograph, only one, who
is not in my present series, is 'rather large'.

Hope your keyboard is now clean ;-)

Mike

On Feb 21, 3:25*pm, Dave <daven...@btopenworld.com> wrote:
> 'Mike' wrote:
> >> "UK women are now officially the fattest in Europe"
>
> >>http://tinyurl.com/2y4st8
>
> >> And the men aren't far behind.
>
> > and none of them seem to care, either for their health's sake or what they
> > look like.
>
> Just over 2 years ago, I had a caretakers job at the local primary
> school and when I looked at some of the mothers I wondered just how
> desperate some of the fathers must be. I know I have said in the past
> that there is no such thing as an ugly woman, but these were over fat to
> obese.

I, for one, have never said, "there is no such thing as an ugly
woman."

I try to be truthful.
>
> Dave

--Bryan