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theWorldCup
Back in the '40's when I was still a baby in clothes, my wet
nurse who was Omelet's cousin's sister's boy spake thusly
unto me: 'beware the ides of Omelete for she is hell bound
by order to inflict upon the human race boils, leprosy, and
afflictions too horrible to mention.' I bewared, and low and
ho, who do I run into here? Well if it ain't the spawn of the
depths of hellfire her very self. Ole Omelete. Too bad mad
cad. I have a charm. A lucky charm that I got in a box of
cereal. It wards off the spell of even the foulest of creatures
residing in the depths of hell. Creatures that come to the
surface from time to time causing great mischief. Hollywood
made a movie, I've written a novel and Winston Churchill
rolled around in his grave.
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Re: theWorldCup
On 7/9/2010 5:14 PM, Anonymous wrote:
> Back in the '40's when I was still a baby in clothes, my wet
> nurse who was Omelet's cousin's sister's boy spake thusly
> unto me: 'beware the ides of Omelete for she is hell bound
> by order to inflict upon the human race boils, leprosy, and
> afflictions too horrible to mention.' I bewared, and low and
> ho, who do I run into here? Well if it ain't the spawn of the
> depths of hellfire her very self. Ole Omelete.
I don't know about all that... but I do know that she has you so scared
that you have to post anonymously.
What are you afraid of, sweetheart?
George L
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Re: theWorldCup
On Jul 9, 6:26*pm, George Leppla <geo...@cruisemaster.com> wrote:
> On 7/9/2010 5:14 PM, Anonymous wrote:
>
> > Back in the '40's when I was still a baby in clothes, my wet
> > nurse who was Omelet's cousin's sister's boy spake thusly
> > unto me: *'beware the ides of Omelete for she is hell bound
> > by order to inflict upon the human race boils, leprosy, and
> > afflictions too horrible to mention.' *I bewared, and low and
> > ho, who do I run into here? *Well if it ain't the spawn of the
> > depths of hellfire her very self. *Ole Omelete.
>
> I don't know about all that... but I do know that she has you so scared
> that you have to post anonymously.
>
> What are you afraid of, sweetheart?
>
I'm not afraid. I am offended. I don't need stalkers following me
around which is why I use a nym. It's just a precaution. I'm being
prudent and wise.
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Re: theWorldCup
The message <[email protected]>
from Anonymous <[email protected]> contains these words:
> Back in the '40's when I was still a baby in clothes,
That's right where your mothermoose went wrong. You were meant to
grow up in your own hairy pelt;
running free on the plains of the interwebby. Not dressed up in those
damn pet costumes like some pathetic
imitation of homo sapiens. Stick to your own species., chum. Eat grass.
It's what you were born for.
Janet
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