Thread: Supermarket shopping OOPS.

"Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
> Supermarket shopping OOPS.
>
> I got everything I needed at the supermarket. Had the shopping list
> (iPhone)
> in hand the whole time. Got everything on the list.
>
> Got home and put everything away. Left the hot dog buns on the counter.
>
> I decided to have a couple of hot dogs, but DUH!!!, I was out of hot
> dogs!!!
>
> A MINOR inventory oversight!?! LOL!!! Like shopping for chocolate chip
> ingredients and forgetting the chocolate chips.
>
> You?
>
> Andy
>

seriously...were you a ritalin child?

--
C.D

"Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
> Supermarket shopping OOPS.
>
> I got everything I needed at the supermarket. Had the shopping list
> (iPhone)
> in hand the whole time. Got everything on the list.
>
> Got home and put everything away. Left the hot dog buns on the counter.
>
> I decided to have a couple of hot dogs, but DUH!!!, I was out of hot
> dogs!!!

Don't you have a stash of Spam... fried Spam fingers with mustard are just
as good as tube steak... better!

brooklyn1 wrote:
> "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
>> Supermarket shopping OOPS.
>>
>> I got everything I needed at the supermarket. Had the shopping list
>> (iPhone)
>> in hand the whole time. Got everything on the list.
>>
>> Got home and put everything away. Left the hot dog buns on the counter.
>>
>> I decided to have a couple of hot dogs, but DUH!!!, I was out of hot
>> dogs!!!
>
> Don't you have a stash of Spam... fried Spam fingers with mustard are just
> as good as tube steak... better!
>
>
>

How can you make fun of commercial sausage and most hot dogs,
but eat Spam?

gloria p

"Gloria P" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]..
> brooklyn1 wrote:
>> "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]..
>>> Supermarket shopping OOPS.
>>>
>>> I got everything I needed at the supermarket. Had the shopping list
>>> (iPhone)
>>> in hand the whole time. Got everything on the list.
>>>
>>> Got home and put everything away. Left the hot dog buns on the counter.
>>>
>>> I decided to have a couple of hot dogs, but DUH!!!, I was out of hot
>>> dogs!!!
>>
>> Don't you have a stash of Spam... fried Spam fingers with mustard are
>> just as good as tube steak... better!
>>
>>
>>
>
> How can you make fun of commercial sausage and most hot dogs,
> but eat Spam?
>
>
You're not paying careful attention... I don't make fun of commercial
sausage (tube steak is sausage, so is Spam), just previously ground fresh
meat. Commercial sausage is very consistant by brand, I've never yet found
a can of Spam that was different quality or inferior quality from year to
year to year from since I was a kid... Spam has been sold all over the world
for a very long time, I don't ever remember a recall. But I grind all my
own fresh meat, make all my own fresh sausage too... don't have to stuff
casings, I rarely do, sausage patties are good too, in fact I prefer
breakfast sausage patties to links, and I make 'fresh 'talian sausage in
patty and meata balles form. My problem is with the ground fresh meat,
there is zero quality control... you never know what/who you're getting and
how fresh. Even the best quality cold cuts from the deli are iffy because
you never know if they've been kept properly refrigerated and/or how clean
the environment... and that's why I prefer cured meats like Spam, it's
sealed in a can and requires no refrigeration. I consider Spam as safe as
any canned foods, as consistantly safe as a can of Heinz porn and beans or a
can of tuna. I happen to like vienna sausage too. And I enjoy all canned
fish; sardines, anchovy, kipper snacks, salmon, mackrel, smoked oysters are
lovely, I like them all and they're all safe. But store bought fresh ground
meat is always potentially toxic.

On Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:12:22 -0700, Gloria P <[email protected]>
wrote:

>How can you make fun of commercial sausage and most hot dogs,
>but eat Spam?

It's a talent.


--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

Andy wrote:
> Supermarket shopping OOPS.
>
> I got everything I needed at the supermarket. Had the shopping list (iPhone)
> in hand the whole time. Got everything on the list.
>
> Got home and put everything away. Left the hot dog buns on the counter.
>
> I decided to have a couple of hot dogs, but DUH!!!, I was out of hot dogs!!!


Which just goes to show ya no matter how fabulous your cell phone is,
you're gonna forget something.



> A MINOR inventory oversight!?! LOL!!! Like shopping for chocolate chip
> ingredients and forgetting the chocolate chips.

Huh? If you're shopping for "chocolate chip ingredients" why do you need
chocolate chips?

<unless *you* make chips from chips, and in that case... oh never mind,
I'll just ask MY phone what to do>

On Feb 23, 10:03*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> Supermarket shopping OOPS.
>
> I got everything I needed at the supermarket. Had the shopping list (iPhone)
> in hand the whole time. Got everything on the list.
>
> Got home and put everything away. Left the hot dog buns on the counter.
>
> I decided to have a couple of hot dogs, but DUH!!!, I was out of hot dogs!!!
>
> A MINOR inventory oversight!?! LOL!!! Like shopping for chocolate chip
> ingredients and forgetting the chocolate chips.
>
> You?
>
> Andy

Have no hot dog rolls. Just finished stowing managable sized packets
from the 5# package we bought on sale the other week, so we won't be
running out any time soon!

maxine in ri

maxine said...

> On Feb 23, 10:03*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
>> Supermarket shopping OOPS.
>>
>> I got everything I needed at the supermarket. Had the shopping list
(iPho
> ne)
>> in hand the whole time. Got everything on the list.
>>
>> Got home and put everything away. Left the hot dog buns on the counter.
>>
>> I decided to have a couple of hot dogs, but DUH!!!, I was out of hot
dogs
> !!!
>>
>> A MINOR inventory oversight!?! LOL!!! Like shopping for chocolate chip
>> ingredients and forgetting the chocolate chips.
>>
>> You?
>>
>> Andy
>
> Have no hot dog rolls. Just finished stowing managable sized packets
> from the 5# package we bought on sale the other week, so we won't be
> running out any time soon!
>
> maxine in ri


maxine in ri,

I'm good at that too!

Only, sometimes I've lost foods in the freezer!

Ooh... ten-year-old chicken!!! Honey, call the family!!!!!! <VBG>

Best,

Andy

On Mon, 23 Feb 2009 10:56:02 -0500, C.D wrote:

> "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
>> Supermarket shopping OOPS.
>>
>> I got everything I needed at the supermarket. Had the shopping list
>> (iPhone)
>> in hand the whole time. Got everything on the list.
>>
>> Got home and put everything away. Left the hot dog buns on the counter.
>>
>> I decided to have a couple of hot dogs, but DUH!!!, I was out of hot
>> dogs!!!
>>
>> A MINOR inventory oversight!?! LOL!!! Like shopping for chocolate chip
>> ingredients and forgetting the chocolate chips.
>>
>> You?
>>
>> Andy
>>
>
> seriously...were you a ritalin child?

i'm thinking thalidomide.

your pal,
blake

blake murphy said...

>> seriously...were you a ritalin child?
>
> i'm thinking thalidomide.
>
> your pal,
> blake


Somehow, someday we hope you figure out your fag self!

Andy