Thread: Spam Advertisement

On Wed, 15 Dec 2010 20:23:23 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

> Merry Christmas Sheldon. I scanned this from the book "I'm a SPAM
> Fan" just for you.
>
> http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7788/spamad1.jpg

Here's another one so I don't have to give you another present next
year, too. The smaller printing is not legible in the book either
(especially the recipe for SPAM bake in the bottom right). This
was a high-resolution scan which I compressed 500% to get it just
under 1MB for posting.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7788/spamad1.jpg

Who knew Hormel/SPAM had a radio show? <shrug> Before my time,
thankfully.

-sw

On Wed, 15 Dec 2010 20:23:23 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

> Merry Christmas Sheldon. I scanned this from the book "I'm a SPAM
> Fan" just for you.
>
> http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7788/spamad1.jpg
>
> Sheldon is the one saying, "I could eat a MILLION slices!"
>
> If you'd like to blow it up into a 2' x 4' for your pantry door, I
> can provide a higher resolution.
>
> -sw

one can only imagine what ersatz spam would be like.

your pal,
blake

On Thu, 16 Dec 2010 12:17:35 -0500, blake murphy wrote:

> one can only imagine what ersatz spam would be like.

I would bet they could make a vegetarian SPAM taste better than the
original.

-sw

MICK wrote:
>DWARF wrote:
>
>> Merry Christmas Sheldon. I scanned this from the book "I'm a SPAM
>> Fan" just for you.
>>
>> http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7788/spamad1.jpg
>>
>> Sheldon is the one saying, "I could eat a MILLION slices!"
>>
>> If you'd like to blow it up into a 2' x 4' for your pantry door, I
>> can provide a higher resolution.
>
>one can only imagine what ersatz spam would be like.

Like your ersatz lower limbs and brain... non existant.

On Dec 15, 8:31*pm, Sqwertz <sqwe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> On Wed, 15 Dec 2010 20:23:23 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
> > Merry Christmas Sheldon. *I scanned this from the book "I'm a SPAM
> > Fan" just for you.
>
> >http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7788/spamad1.jpg
>
> Here's another one so I don't have to give you another present next
> year, too. *The smaller printing is not legible in the book either
> (especially the recipe for SPAM bake in the bottom right). *This
> was a high-resolution scan which I compressed 500% to get it just
> under 1MB for posting.
>
> http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7788/spamad1.jpg
>
> Who knew Hormel/SPAM had a radio show? <shrug> *Before my time,
> thankfully.
>
> -sw

==
Bermuda onions with Spam sound pretty good though...I'll have to try
that next time I splurge.
==

On Dec 16, 3:47*pm, Roy <wila...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Dec 15, 8:31*pm, Sqwertz <sqwe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Wed, 15 Dec 2010 20:23:23 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > Merry Christmas Sheldon. *I scanned this from the book "I'm a SPAM
> > > Fan" just for you.
>
> > >http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7788/spamad1.jpg
>
> > Here's another one so I don't have to give you another present next
> > year, too. *The smaller printing is not legible in the book either
> > (especially the recipe for SPAM bake in the bottom right). *This
> > was a high-resolution scan which I compressed 500% to get it just
> > under 1MB for posting.
>
> >http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7788/spamad1.jpg
>
> > Who knew Hormel/SPAM had a radio show? <shrug> *Before my time,
> > thankfully.
>
> > -sw
>
> ==
> Bermuda onions with Spam sound pretty good though...I'll have to try
> that next time I splurge.
> ==

You call that splurging? Yikes!

On Dec 16, 4:52*pm, Chemo the Clown <bhansen1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Dec 16, 3:47*pm, Roy <wila...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Dec 15, 8:31*pm, Sqwertz <sqwe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>
> > > On Wed, 15 Dec 2010 20:23:23 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > > Merry Christmas Sheldon. *I scanned this from the book "I'm a SPAM
> > > > Fan" just for you.
>
> > > >http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7788/spamad1.jpg
>
> > > Here's another one so I don't have to give you another present next
> > > year, too. *The smaller printing is not legible in the book either
> > > (especially the recipe for SPAM bake in the bottom right). *This
> > > was a high-resolution scan which I compressed 500% to get it just
> > > under 1MB for posting.
>
> > >http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7788/spamad1.jpg
>
> > > Who knew Hormel/SPAM had a radio show? <shrug> *Before my time,
> > > thankfully.
>
> > > -sw
>
> > ==
> > Bermuda onions with Spam sound pretty good though...I'll have to try
> > that next time I splurge.
> > ==
>
> You call that splurging? Yikes!

Eyezzzz poor folks...even Spam is a luxury.
==

On Dec 16, 4:02*pm, Roy <wila...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Dec 16, 4:52*pm, Chemo the Clown <bhansen1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Dec 16, 3:47*pm, Roy <wila...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Dec 15, 8:31*pm, Sqwertz <sqwe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>
> > > > On Wed, 15 Dec 2010 20:23:23 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > > > Merry Christmas Sheldon. *I scanned this from the book "I'm a SPAM
> > > > > Fan" just for you.
>
> > > > >http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7788/spamad1.jpg
>
> > > > Here's another one so I don't have to give you another present next
> > > > year, too. *The smaller printing is not legible in the book either
> > > > (especially the recipe for SPAM bake in the bottom right). *This
> > > > was a high-resolution scan which I compressed 500% to get it just
> > > > under 1MB for posting.
>
> > > >http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7788/spamad1.jpg
>
> > > > Who knew Hormel/SPAM had a radio show? <shrug> *Before my time,
> > > > thankfully.
>
> > > > -sw
>
> > > ==
> > > Bermuda onions with Spam sound pretty good though...I'll have to try
> > > that next time I splurge.
> > > ==
>
> > You call that splurging? Yikes!
>
> Eyezzzz poor folks...even Spam is a luxury.
> =
funny how many po folks there are that have internet access and own a
computer.

On Dec 16, 5:04*pm, Chemo the Clown <bhansen1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Dec 16, 4:02*pm, Roy <wila...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Dec 16, 4:52*pm, Chemo the Clown <bhansen1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Dec 16, 3:47*pm, Roy <wila...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > On Dec 15, 8:31*pm, Sqwertz <sqwe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>
> > > > > On Wed, 15 Dec 2010 20:23:23 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > > > > Merry Christmas Sheldon. *I scanned this from the book "I'm aSPAM
> > > > > > Fan" just for you.
>
> > > > > >http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7788/spamad1.jpg
>
> > > > > Here's another one so I don't have to give you another present next
> > > > > year, too. *The smaller printing is not legible in the book either
> > > > > (especially the recipe for SPAM bake in the bottom right). *This
> > > > > was a high-resolution scan which I compressed 500% to get it just
> > > > > under 1MB for posting.
>
> > > > >http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7788/spamad1.jpg
>
> > > > > Who knew Hormel/SPAM had a radio show? <shrug> *Before my time,
> > > > > thankfully.
>
> > > > > -sw
>
> > > > ==
> > > > Bermuda onions with Spam sound pretty good though...I'll have to try
> > > > that next time I splurge.
> > > > ==
>
> > > You call that splurging? Yikes!
>
> > Eyezzzz poor folks...even Spam is a luxury.
> > =
>
> funny how many po folks there are that have internet access and own a
> computer.

And some with super high-speed internet access @ $60.00 per month...ah
well it takes all kinds to make a woild.
==

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Roy <[email protected]> wrote:

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> > On Dec 16, 3:47*pm, Roy <wila...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> > > Bermuda onions with Spam sound pretty good though...I'll have to try
> > > that next time I splurge.

> Eyezzzz poor folks...even Spam is a luxury.

Spam is for folks who are so poor that they don't have a kitchen. Not
even a hot plate and little fridge, or a microwave. Maybe no place to
wash pots, even if they ate on paper plates.

For folks with a kitchen, spam is not cheap.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA
[email protected]

On Thu, 16 Dec 2010 16:22:52 -0800, Dan Abel wrote:

> Spam is for folks who are so poor that they don't have a kitchen.

That's begging for me to adopt a .sig

You can cook SPAM with BIC lighter.

-sw

On Thu, 16 Dec 2010 18:07:07 -0500, Brooklyn1 wrote:

> MICK wrote:
>>DWARF wrote:
>>
>>> Merry Christmas Sheldon. I scanned this from the book "I'm a SPAM
>>> Fan" just for you.
>>>
>>> http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7788/spamad1.jpg
>>>
>>> Sheldon is the one saying, "I could eat a MILLION slices!"
>>>
>>> If you'd like to blow it up into a 2' x 4' for your pantry door, I
>>> can provide a higher resolution.
>>
>>one can only imagine what ersatz spam would be like.
>
> Like your ersatz lower limbs and brain... non existant.

i can spell 'ono-existent,' though.

blaske

On Thu, 16 Dec 2010 15:52:20 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown wrote:

> On Dec 16, 3:47*pm, Roy <wila...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Dec 15, 8:31*pm, Sqwertz <sqwe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>> On Wed, 15 Dec 2010 20:23:23 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> > Merry Christmas Sheldon. *I scanned this from the book "I'm a SPAM
>>> > Fan" just for you.
>>
>>> >http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7788/spamad1.jpg
>>
>>> Here's another one so I don't have to give you another present next
>>> year, too. *The smaller printing is not legible in the book either
>>> (especially the recipe for SPAM bake in the bottom right). *This
>>> was a high-resolution scan which I compressed 500% to get it just
>>> under 1MB for posting.
>>
>>>http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7788/spamad1.jpg
>>
>>> Who knew Hormel/SPAM had a radio show? <shrug> *Before my time,
>>> thankfully.
>>
>>> -sw
>>
>> ==
>> Bermuda onions with Spam sound pretty good though...I'll have to try
>> that next time I splurge.
>> ==
>
> You call that splurging? Yikes!

the price per pound ain't cheap.

your pal,
blake

On Fri, 17 Dec 2010 15:07:12 -0500, blake murphy wrote:

> On Thu, 16 Dec 2010 18:07:07 -0500, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>
>> Like your ersatz lower limbs and brain... non existant.
>
> i can spell 'ono-existent,' though.

Don't you just hate when that happens?

-sw

On Thu, 16 Dec 2010 16:04:27 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown
<[email protected]> wrote:

>funny how many po folks there are that have internet access and own a
>computer.

If I didn't have a computer and a connection I'd lose my job in about
12 hours. It has nothing to do with financial status for many people.

Lou

Lou Decruss wrote:

> If I didn't have a computer and a connection I'd lose my job in about
> 12 hours. It has nothing to do with financial status for many people.

People struggling for money are already at a disadvantage, these
days not having an online connection would really put the not in
have nots. It's not the luxury it might have been at one time.

nancy

On Fri, 17 Dec 2010 15:36:53 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

> On Fri, 17 Dec 2010 15:07:12 -0500, blake murphy wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 16 Dec 2010 18:07:07 -0500, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>
>>> Like your ersatz lower limbs and brain... non existant.
>>
>> i can spell 'ono-existent,' though.
>
> Don't you just hate when that happens?
>
> -sw

it's ironclad usenet law.

your pal,
blake

On Fri, 17 Dec 2010 15:07:12 -0500, blake murphy wrote:

> On Thu, 16 Dec 2010 18:07:07 -0500, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>
>> MICK wrote:
>>>DWARF wrote:
>>>
>>>> Merry Christmas Sheldon. I scanned this from the book "I'm a SPAM
>>>> Fan" just for you.
>>>>
>>>> http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7788/spamad1.jpg
>>>>
>>>> Sheldon is the one saying, "I could eat a MILLION slices!"
>>>>
>>>> If you'd like to blow it up into a 2' x 4' for your pantry door, I
>>>> can provide a higher resolution.
>>>
>>>one can only imagine what ersatz spam would be like.
>>
>> Like your ersatz lower limbs and brain... non existant.
>
> i can spell 'ono-existent,' though.
>
> blaske

****.

blake