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  1. #1
    Anonymous Guest

    Default Some folks blame me for a horse.

    I walk around town with my horse and some people blame me for
    it. It's good to have a horse. A horse warns of impending
    danger. For instance, the other day I was walking along main
    street when my horse shied up. I stopped and looked for the
    danger. Sure enough two hombres fell out of a bar both with
    knives and looking for scruff. I could have been kilt if it
    weren't for my horse. Had I been blindly walking along they
    could have bumpbed into me and taken me for enema.


  2. #2
    Cheryl Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    "Anonymous" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > I walk around town with my horse and some people blame me for
    > it. It's good to have a horse. A horse warns of impending
    > danger. For instance, the other day I was walking along main
    > street when my horse shied up. I stopped and looked for the
    > danger. Sure enough two hombres fell out of a bar both with
    > knives and looking for scruff. I could have been kilt if it
    > weren't for my horse. Had I been blindly walking along they
    > could have bumpbed into me and taken me for enema.
    >


    LOL! About a 5 on the humor scale.



  3. #3
    Chemo the Clown Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    On Jul 26, 3:58*pm, "Cheryl" <jlhsha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > "Anonymous" <cri...@ecn.org> wrote in message
    >
    > news:[email protected]..
    >
    > > I walk around town with my horse and some people blame me for
    > > it. *It's good to have a horse. *A horse warns of impending
    > > danger. *For instance, the other day I was walking along main
    > > street when my horse shied up. *I stopped and looked for the
    > > danger. *Sure enough two hombres fell out of a bar both with
    > > knives and looking for scruff. *I could have been kilt if it
    > > weren't for my horse. *Had I been blindly walking along they
    > > could have bumpbed into me and taken me for enema.

    >
    > LOL! *About a 5 on the humor scale.


    You're being generous.

  4. #4
    Stu Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    On Tue, 27 Jul 2010 00:55:35 +0200 (CEST), Anonymous <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >I walk around town with my horse and some people blame me for
    >it. It's good to have a horse. A horse warns of impending
    >danger. For instance, the other day I was walking along main
    >street when my horse shied up. I stopped and looked for the
    >danger. Sure enough two hombres fell out of a bar both with
    >knives and looking for scruff. I could have been kilt if it
    >weren't for my horse. Had I been blindly walking along they
    >could have bumpbed into me and taken me for enema.


    You are an enema, a verbal one.

  5. #5
    Cheryl Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    "Stu" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > On Tue, 27 Jul 2010 00:55:35 +0200 (CEST), Anonymous <[email protected]>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>I walk around town with my horse and some people blame me for
    >>it. It's good to have a horse. A horse warns of impending
    >>danger. For instance, the other day I was walking along main
    >>street when my horse shied up. I stopped and looked for the
    >>danger. Sure enough two hombres fell out of a bar both with
    >>knives and looking for scruff. I could have been kilt if it
    >>weren't for my horse. Had I been blindly walking along they
    >>could have bumpbed into me and taken me for enema.

    >
    > You are an enema, a verbal one.


    Why so abusive, Stu? It was just a story. Nothing bad about it, and not
    even remotely realistic. Not on topic, but that's no reason to be so mean.




  6. #6
    Stu Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    On Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:46:33 -0400, "Cheryl" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >"Stu" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:[email protected]. .
    >> On Tue, 27 Jul 2010 00:55:35 +0200 (CEST), Anonymous <[email protected]>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>I walk around town with my horse and some people blame me for
    >>>it. It's good to have a horse. A horse warns of impending
    >>>danger. For instance, the other day I was walking along main
    >>>street when my horse shied up. I stopped and looked for the
    >>>danger. Sure enough two hombres fell out of a bar both with
    >>>knives and looking for scruff. I could have been kilt if it
    >>>weren't for my horse. Had I been blindly walking along they
    >>>could have bumpbed into me and taken me for enema.

    >>
    >> You are an enema, a verbal one.

    >
    >Why so abusive, Stu? It was just a story. Nothing bad about it, and not
    >even remotely realistic. Not on topic, but that's no reason to be so mean.
    >
    >


    Just a normal post coming off a remailer, sure it was all in fun. You
    Charlotte are naive.

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    Bob Terwilliger Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    Cheryl replied to Chester:

    >>> I walk around town with my horse and some people blame me for
    >>> it. It's good to have a horse. A horse warns of impending
    >>> danger. For instance, the other day I was walking along main
    >>> street when my horse shied up. I stopped and looked for the
    >>> danger. Sure enough two hombres fell out of a bar both with
    >>> knives and looking for scruff. I could have been kilt if it
    >>> weren't for my horse. Had I been blindly walking along they
    >>> could have bumpbed into me and taken me for enema.

    >>
    >> You are an enema, a verbal one.

    >
    > Why so abusive, Stu? It was just a story. Nothing bad about it, and not
    > even remotely realistic. Not on topic, but that's no reason to be so mean.


    You think *that* was abusive, you ought to see how he "disciplines" any kid
    who has the misfortune to fall into his clutches!

    Bob




  8. #8
    Food SnobŪ Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    On Jul 27, 3:43*am, "Bob Terwilliger" <virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz>
    wrote:
    > Cheryl replied to Chester:
    >
    > >>> I walk around town with my horse and some people blame me for
    > >>> it. *It's good to have a horse. *A horse warns of impending
    > >>> danger. *For instance, the other day I was walking along main
    > >>> street when my horse shied up. *I stopped and looked for the
    > >>> danger. *Sure enough two hombres fell out of a bar both with
    > >>> knives and looking for scruff. *I could have been kilt if it
    > >>> weren't for my horse. *Had I been blindly walking along they
    > >>> could have bumpbed into me and taken me for enema.

    >
    > >> You are an enema, a verbal one.

    >
    > > Why so abusive, Stu? It was just a story. Nothing bad about it, and not
    > > even remotely realistic. Not on topic, but that's no reason to be so mean.

    >
    > You think *that* was abusive, you ought to see how he "disciplines" any kid
    > who has the misfortune to fall into his clutches!


    I think that Stu could use some disciplined reeducation in the use of
    the humble comma.
    >
    > Bob


    --Bryan

  9. #9
    Stu Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    On Tue, 27 Jul 2010 03:12:49 -0700 (PDT), Food SnobŪ
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Jul 27, 3:43*am, "Bob Terwilliger" <virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz>
    >wrote:
    >> Cheryl replied to Chester:
    >>
    >> >>> I walk around town with my horse and some people blame me for
    >> >>> it. *It's good to have a horse. *A horse warns of impending
    >> >>> danger. *For instance, the other day I was walking along main
    >> >>> street when my horse shied up. *I stopped and looked for the
    >> >>> danger. *Sure enough two hombres fell out of a bar both with
    >> >>> knives and looking for scruff. *I could have been kilt if it
    >> >>> weren't for my horse. *Had I been blindly walking along they
    >> >>> could have bumpbed into me and taken me for enema.

    >>
    >> >> You are an enema, a verbal one.

    >>
    >> > Why so abusive, Stu? It was just a story. Nothing bad about it, and not
    >> > even remotely realistic. Not on topic, but that's no reason to be so mean.

    >>
    >> You think *that* was abusive, you ought to see how he "disciplines" any kid
    >> who has the misfortune to fall into his clutches!

    >
    >I think that Stu could use some disciplined reeducation in the use of
    >the humble comma.
    >>
    >> Bob

    >
    >--Bryan


    see you in court Bobby

  10. #10
    Bob Terwilliger Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    Chester wrote:

    > see you in court Bobby


    When and where, Chester? You keep spouting off that bull****, but if you
    REALLY had an attorney you surely would have disclosed who that attorney is.
    What possible reason could there be for failing to disclose that
    information? It cannot be at the advice of said attorney, because no
    attorney would give such horrible and bad-for-business advice. See,
    attorneys work for money. And the more people who know about their services,
    the more potential clients they'll have, and the more money they can charge
    each client. So it would be crazy for an attorney to tell you *not* to
    broadcast his or her firm's name far and wide.

    Since you don't have an attorney, the only possibility left is that you are
    hoping to bring legal action representing YOURSELF. Problem is, you're too
    stupid to successfully bring any such action forward.

    But you just keep plugging away, boyo! I'm getting some great laughs out of
    this, and while you're busy "working the case" you're not out on the streets
    with a rubber-lined overcoat and a box of bon-bons!

    Bob




  11. #11
    Dan Abel Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    In article <4c4ee335$0$4842$[email protected]>,
    "Bob Terwilliger" <virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz> wrote:

    > Chester wrote:
    >
    > > see you in court Bobby

    >
    > When and where, Chester? You keep spouting off that bull****, but if you
    > REALLY had an attorney you surely would have disclosed who that attorney is.
    > What possible reason could there be for failing to disclose that
    > information? It cannot be at the advice of said attorney, because no
    > attorney would give such horrible and bad-for-business advice. See,
    > attorneys work for money. And the more people who know about their services,
    > the more potential clients they'll have, and the more money they can charge
    > each client. So it would be crazy for an attorney to tell you *not* to
    > broadcast his or her firm's name far and wide.


    It's really quite simple, Bob. Now, I'm just speculating (as are you),
    since we don't really know. But Stu has a really big mouth. By his own
    admission, his lawyer has told him to stop posting here, as it
    potentially provides ammunition against him. That's very standard
    advice, which Stu has admitted not following. If *I* was Stu's lawyer,
    I would tell him not to post anything at all about the case or anything
    remotely related to it.

    --
    Dan Abel
    Petaluma, California USA
    [email protected]

  12. #12
    Stu Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    On Tue, 27 Jul 2010 08:55:35 -0700, Dan Abel <[email protected]> wrote:

    >In article <4c4ee335$0$4842$[email protected]>,
    > "Bob Terwilliger" <virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz> wrote:
    >
    >> Chester wrote:
    >>
    >> > see you in court Bobby

    >>
    >> When and where, Chester? You keep spouting off that bull****, but if you
    >> REALLY had an attorney you surely would have disclosed who that attorney is.
    >> What possible reason could there be for failing to disclose that
    >> information? It cannot be at the advice of said attorney, because no
    >> attorney would give such horrible and bad-for-business advice. See,
    >> attorneys work for money. And the more people who know about their services,
    >> the more potential clients they'll have, and the more money they can charge
    >> each client. So it would be crazy for an attorney to tell you *not* to
    >> broadcast his or her firm's name far and wide.

    >
    >It's really quite simple, Bob. Now, I'm just speculating (as are you),
    >since we don't really know. But Stu has a really big mouth. By his own
    >admission, his lawyer has told him to stop posting here, as it
    >potentially provides ammunition against him. That's very standard
    >advice, which Stu has admitted not following. If *I* was Stu's lawyer,
    >I would tell him not to post anything at all about the case or anything
    >remotely related to it.


    I haven't posted anything in the last month Dan, and I won't. As for
    Bob, he's killfiled.

  13. #13
    Bob Terwilliger Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    Dan wrote:

    > It's really quite simple, Bob. Now, I'm just speculating (as are you),
    > since we don't really know. But Stu has a really big mouth. By his own
    > admission, his lawyer has told him to stop posting here, as it
    > potentially provides ammunition against him. That's very standard
    > advice, which Stu has admitted not following. If *I* was Stu's lawyer,
    > I would tell him not to post anything at all about the case or anything
    > remotely related to it.


    Come to think of it, if I were his lawyer I probably wouldn't want that fact
    to be widely known either.

    Bob




  14. #14
    Bob Terwilliger Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    Chester lied:

    > I haven't posted anything in the last month Dan, and I won't.


    ....except for all those times you posted as "nfw", you mean. You didn't fool
    anybody with that ****, you know. And what about all these you even posted
    as YOURSELF?

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    Christ, it's like you've been taking courses from Pussy in how to spout
    easily-debunked lies. Got any more?

    Bob




  15. #15
    Dan Abel Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    In article <[email protected]>,
    Stu <[email protected]> wrote:

    > On Tue, 27 Jul 2010 08:55:35 -0700, Dan Abel <[email protected]> wrote:


    > > If *I* was Stu's lawyer,
    > >I would tell him not to post anything at all about the case or anything
    > >remotely related to it.

    >
    > I haven't posted anything in the last month Dan, and I won't. As for
    > Bob, he's killfiled.


    Not that I'm supporting your case, but I certainly agree that your
    course of action is in your best interest. And, as a byproduct, I think
    it is best for this group, also.

    --
    Dan Abel
    Petaluma, California USA
    [email protected]

  16. #16
    Nunya Bidnits Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.


    Stu <[email protected]> wrote:

    > see you in court Bobby


    LMAO! Yet another dimbulb "lawyering up" on Usenet? How can there be so many
    kooks on one little planet?

    <plonk Stu, and the starship he rode in on>



  17. #17
    Nunya Bidnits Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.


    Bob Terwilliger <virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz> wrote:

    <clipped>
    Bob,
    Some states give recourse against plaintiffs and their laywers who file suit
    or even just substantially threaten otheers on frivolous or malicious
    grounds. Of course, if you were to actually go after Stu, then that would
    make you yet another internet kook, lawyering up over Usenet posts.

    Life's a bitch, eh?

    ;-)

    MartyB in KC



  18. #18
    Mark Thorson Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    Stu wrote:
    >
    > see you in court Bobby


    If you don't win in court, that means all of the allegations
    are true.

  19. #19
    Bob Terwilliger Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    Marty wrote:

    > Some states give recourse against plaintiffs and their laywers who file
    > suit or even just substantially threaten otheers on frivolous or malicious
    > grounds. Of course, if you were to actually go after Stu, then that would
    > make you yet another internet kook, lawyering up over Usenet posts.
    >
    > Life's a bitch, eh?


    I'm not worried about it. Well, let me amend that: I'm a *little* worried
    about it. My concern ranks right up there with my worry that the sun will
    turn into a gigantic sentient axolotl, and devour all the planets in what is
    now the solar system.

    Bob




  20. #20
    blake murphy Guest

    Default Re: Some folks blame me for a horse.

    On Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:49:58 -0700, Bob Terwilliger wrote:

    > Marty wrote:
    >
    >> Some states give recourse against plaintiffs and their laywers who file
    >> suit or even just substantially threaten otheers on frivolous or malicious
    >> grounds. Of course, if you were to actually go after Stu, then that would
    >> make you yet another internet kook, lawyering up over Usenet posts.
    >>
    >> Life's a bitch, eh?

    >
    > I'm not worried about it. Well, let me amend that: I'm a *little* worried
    > about it. My concern ranks right up there with my worry that the sun will
    > turn into a gigantic sentient axolotl, and devour all the planets in what is
    > now the solar system.
    >
    > Bob


    i heard about that on the news!

    your pal,
    blake

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