Thread: The "slap chop" commercial

On Jul 10, 4:58*pm, yourfriend <yourfri...@example.com> wrote:
> Just caught this on the Discovery Channel (I don't watch much TV). Made me laugh
> out loud when he chucked the competitor's product over his shoulder and it
> banged into the sink. I hope the roommates are around next time it comes on.

That ad has been on for at least three months. You probably didn't
even know he was arrested in Vegas when he got in a fight with a
hooker.

Just caught this on the Discovery Channel (I don't watch much TV). Made me laugh
out loud when he chucked the competitor's product over his shoulder and it
banged into the sink. I hope the roommates are around next time it comes on.

Chemo the Clown wrote:
>
> On Jul 10, 4:58 pm, yourfriend <yourfri...@example.com> wrote:
> > Just caught this on the Discovery Channel (I don't watch much TV). Made me laugh
> > out loud when he chucked the competitor's product over his shoulder and it
> > banged into the sink. I hope the roommates are around next time it comes on.
>
> That ad has been on for at least three months. You probably didn't
> even know he was arrested in Vegas when he got in a fight with a
> hooker.

Aren't you confusing him with Danny Bonaduce or PeeWee Herman?

"Mark Thorson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]..
> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>
>> On Jul 10, 4:58 pm, yourfriend <yourfri...@example.com> wrote:
>> > Just caught this on the Discovery Channel (I don't watch much TV). Made
>> > me laugh
>> > out loud when he chucked the competitor's product over his shoulder and
>> > it
>> > banged into the sink. I hope the roommates are around next time it
>> > comes on.
>>
>> That ad has been on for at least three months. You probably didn't
>> even know he was arrested in Vegas when he got in a fight with a
>> hooker.
>
> Aren't you confusing him with Danny Bonaduce or PeeWee Herman?

No, Vince the Sham Wow guy got tagged a month or so ago. About 5 or 10 years
ago PeeWee was stroking the sausage in a porno theater or something.

"Mort Adella" wrote about Vince Schlomi:

>>> You probably didn't even know he was arrested in Vegas when he got in a
>>> fight with a hooker.
>>
>> Aren't you confusing him with Danny Bonaduce or PeeWee Herman?
>
> No, Vince the Sham Wow guy got tagged a month or so ago. About 5 or 10
> years ago PeeWee was stroking the sausage in a porno theater or something.

It was Miami, not Vegas.

Mort Adella wrote:
>
> "Mark Thorson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]..
> > Chemo the Clown wrote:
> >>
> >> On Jul 10, 4:58 pm, yourfriend <yourfri...@example.com> wrote:
> >> > Just caught this on the Discovery Channel (I don't watch much TV). Made
> >> > me laugh
> >> > out loud when he chucked the competitor's product over his shoulder and
> >> > it
> >> > banged into the sink. I hope the roommates are around next time it
> >> > comes on.
> >>
> >> That ad has been on for at least three months. You probably didn't
> >> even know he was arrested in Vegas when he got in a fight with a
> >> hooker.
> >
> > Aren't you confusing him with Danny Bonaduce or PeeWee Herman?
>
> No, Vince the Sham Wow guy got tagged a month or so ago. About 5 or 10 years
> ago PeeWee was stroking the sausage in a porno theater or something.

No, it was back in February.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer#Arrest

On Jul 10, 6:58*pm, yourfriend <yourfri...@example.com> wrote:
> Just caught this on the Discovery Channel (I don't watch much TV). Made me laugh
> out loud when he chucked the competitor's product over his shoulder and it
> banged into the sink. I hope the roommates are around next time it comes on.


Vince is a real piece of work, especially with that "You're gonna love
my nuts" line.

On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:53:40 -0400, Mort Adella wrote:

> "Mark Thorson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]..
>> Chemo the Clown wrote:
>>>
>>> On Jul 10, 4:58 pm, yourfriend <yourfri...@example.com> wrote:
>>> > Just caught this on the Discovery Channel (I don't watch much TV). Made
>>> > me laugh
>>> > out loud when he chucked the competitor's product over his shoulder and
>>> > it
>>> > banged into the sink. I hope the roommates are around next time it
>>> > comes on.
>>>
>>> That ad has been on for at least three months. You probably didn't
>>> even know he was arrested in Vegas when he got in a fight with a
>>> hooker.
>>
>> Aren't you confusing him with Danny Bonaduce or PeeWee Herman?
>
> No, Vince the Sham Wow guy got tagged a month or so ago. About 5 or 10 years
> ago PeeWee was stroking the sausage in a porno theater or something.

but the only reason that pee-wee went to the theater instead of having a
small party at home is because he was visiting his parents. i think that
makes him a very dutiful son.

<http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000607/bio>

your pal,
blake

blake murphy wrote:
> On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:53:40 -0400, Mort Adella wrote:

>> No, Vince the Sham Wow guy got tagged a month or so ago. About 5 or
>> 10 years ago PeeWee was stroking the sausage in a porno theater or
>> something.
>
> but the only reason that pee-wee went to the theater instead of
> having a small party at home is because he was visiting his parents.
> i think that makes him a very dutiful son.

What the hell did they expect to find in a porno theater. Your tax
dollars at work.

nancy

Mort Adella wrote:

> No, Vince the Sham Wow guy got tagged a month or so ago. About 5 or 10 years
> ago PeeWee was stroking the sausage in a porno theater or something.
>
Vince was arrested in Miami.

On Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:53:39 -0400, "Nancy Young" <[email protected]> wrote:

>blake murphy wrote:
>> On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:53:40 -0400, Mort Adella wrote:
>
>>> No, Vince the Sham Wow guy got tagged a month or so ago. About 5 or
>>> 10 years ago PeeWee was stroking the sausage in a porno theater or
>>> something.
>>
>> but the only reason that pee-wee went to the theater instead of
>> having a small party at home is because he was visiting his parents.
>> i think that makes him a very dutiful son.
>
>What the hell did they expect to find in a porno theater. Your tax
>dollars at work.
>
>nancy

in a related note, NPR's Morning Edition reported a brothel in Germany is
offering 5% discounts to thier customers that arrive by bicycle or public
transit.

On Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:03:32 -0800, yourfriend wrote:

> On Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:53:39 -0400, "Nancy Young" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>blake murphy wrote:
>>> On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:53:40 -0400, Mort Adella wrote:
>>
>>>> No, Vince the Sham Wow guy got tagged a month or so ago. About 5 or
>>>> 10 years ago PeeWee was stroking the sausage in a porno theater or
>>>> something.
>>>
>>> but the only reason that pee-wee went to the theater instead of
>>> having a small party at home is because he was visiting his parents.
>>> i think that makes him a very dutiful son.
>>
>>What the hell did they expect to find in a porno theater. Your tax
>>dollars at work.
>>
>>nancy
>
> in a related note, NPR's Morning Edition reported a brothel in Germany is
> offering 5% discounts to thier customers that arrive by bicycle or public
> transit.

very cool. but 'green whores' doesn't sound too good.

your pal,
blaek

looking at this .I find the whole add and presentation not to mention
the thread drift rather vacuous .

WE have had two zyxell Swiss choppers that do the same sort of job
for over 30 years God knows how long mum had them before us

Honestly its not brain science or rocket surgery
Chop Chop /clean clean dry put away .

Why all the fuss ?

On Jul 15, 9:47*am, "Phil..c" <invalid@invalid> wrote:
> looking at this *.I find the whole add and presentation *not to mention
> the thread drift rather vacuous .
>
> WE have had two zyxell *Swiss *choppers *that do the same sort of job
> for over 30 years God knows how long mum had them before us
>
> Honestly its not brain science or rocket surgery *
> Chop Chop /clean clean *dry put away .
>
> Why all the fuss ?

I'm on my second Zyliss in fifteen years - only because I bent the
corner of a blade and I couldn't attach the little round thingy that
holds the blades in place. I can purchase parts for less than $5 at
my kitchen store.
Lynn in Fargo

yourfriend wrote:
> On Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:53:39 -0400, "Nancy Young"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> blake murphy wrote:
>>> On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:53:40 -0400, Mort Adella wrote:
>>
>>>> No, Vince the Sham Wow guy got tagged a month or so ago. About 5 or
>>>> 10 years ago PeeWee was stroking the sausage in a porno theater or
>>>> something.

>> What the hell did they expect to find in a porno theater. Your tax
>> dollars at work.

> in a related note, NPR's Morning Edition reported a brothel in
> Germany is offering 5% discounts to thier customers that arrive by
> bicycle or public transit.

(laugh) That's funny stuff right there. Wonder where they put the
bike stand.

nancy

Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig wrote:
> On Jul 15, 9:47 am, "Phil..c" <invalid@invalid> wrote:
>> looking at this .I find the whole add and presentation not to mention
>> the thread drift rather vacuous .
>>
>> WE have had two zyxell Swiss choppers that do the same sort of job
>> for over 30 years God knows how long mum had them before us
>>
>> Honestly its not brain science or rocket surgery
>> Chop Chop /clean clean dry put away .
>>
>> Why all the fuss ?
>
> I'm on my second Zyliss in fifteen years - only because I bent the
> corner of a blade and I couldn't attach the little round thingy that
> holds the blades in place. I can purchase parts for less than $5 at
> my kitchen store.
> Lynn in Fargo

They are neat eh .Also rather sharp (where a band aid)? type sharp
But ours get used at least once a fortnight fantastic stuff

Parts here no idea rare to see the real Zyliss Not Zyxell (that is
other gear )

> > in a related note, NPR's Morning Edition reported a brothel in
> > Germany is offering 5% discounts to thier customers that arrive by
> > bicycle or public transit.
>
> (laugh) *That's funny stuff right there. *Wonder where they put the
> bike stand. *
>
> nancy

I read where some would-be Olympian is running a brothel in order to
finance a trip to the Olympics...I thought it was Germany, but maybe
not.

N.

On Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:02:19 -0400, Nancy Young wrote:

> yourfriend wrote:
>> On Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:53:39 -0400, "Nancy Young"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> blake murphy wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:53:40 -0400, Mort Adella wrote:
>>>
>>>>> No, Vince the Sham Wow guy got tagged a month or so ago. About 5 or
>>>>> 10 years ago PeeWee was stroking the sausage in a porno theater or
>>>>> something.
>
>>> What the hell did they expect to find in a porno theater. Your tax
>>> dollars at work.
>
>> in a related note, NPR's Morning Edition reported a brothel in
>> Germany is offering 5% discounts to thier customers that arrive by
>> bicycle or public transit.
>
> (laugh) That's funny stuff right there. Wonder where they put the
> bike stand.
>
> nancy

the bikes stand up all by themselves.

your pal,
blake

blake murphy wrote:
> On Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:02:19 -0400, Nancy Young wrote:
>
>> yourfriend wrote:
>>> On Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:53:39 -0400, "Nancy Young"
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> blake murphy wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:53:40 -0400, Mort Adella wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> No, Vince the Sham Wow guy got tagged a month or so ago. About 5
>>>>>> or 10 years ago PeeWee was stroking the sausage in a porno
>>>>>> theater or something.
>>
>>>> What the hell did they expect to find in a porno theater. Your tax
>>>> dollars at work.
>>
>>> in a related note, NPR's Morning Edition reported a brothel in
>>> Germany is offering 5% discounts to thier customers that arrive by
>>> bicycle or public transit.
>>
>> (laugh) That's funny stuff right there. Wonder where they put the
>> bike stand.

> the bikes stand up all by themselves.

Blake's got an evil mind like mine. Who needs a kickstand? (laugh)

nancy, being silly