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  1. #1
    Andy Guest

    Default Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    I got into a shopping market checkout lane behind a customer, when a
    product price issue came into play.

    There was a flyer deal that she didn't have handy.

    That called for a price check. That called for further mental corruption,
    "price check" confusion, etc.!

    A manager came along and went somewhere and came back with a coupon
    sheet. BUT they decided that's not the same thing as a shopping flyer
    like what you get in the mailbox.

    Finally the manager came back with a flyer and settled the matter after
    10 minutes.

    I finally started off, commenting to Lee Ann, "I sure as heck hope I
    don't make matters worse, or else I'll buy you lunch!?" Made her smile
    and blush in friendly relief!

    Another day at the ACME.

    Andy
    Flirt by nature

  2. #2
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    Another supermarket hurt...

    Two for one "Wholly Guacamole." sale.

    I'm a big fan!

    Only one boxed container was there.

    I waved to one of the grocers to ask if there was an extra box to meet the
    offer. He went in back and came out with a case and handed me the 2nd one
    to seal the deal. I thanked Joe very much saying, "I can eat a ton of
    guacamole," lifting my hand, in an up/down motion "this doesn't feel like a
    ton of guacamole?!" Laughs all around. From the looks I got, nobody doubted
    me. LOLOL!!!

    Andy
    BUM!!!

  3. #3
    Bogbrush Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    Andy <[email protected]> writes:

    > Shopping hurts, sometimes!
    >
    > I got into a shopping market checkout lane behind a customer, when a
    > product price issue came into play.
    >
    > There was a flyer deal that she didn't have handy.
    >
    > That called for a price check. That called for further mental corruption,
    > "price check" confusion, etc.!
    >
    > A manager came along and went somewhere and came back with a coupon
    > sheet. BUT they decided that's not the same thing as a shopping flyer
    > like what you get in the mailbox.
    >
    > Finally the manager came back with a flyer and settled the matter after
    > 10 minutes.
    >
    > I finally started off, commenting to Lee Ann, "I sure as heck hope I
    > don't make matters worse, or else I'll buy you lunch!?" Made her smile
    > and blush in friendly relief!
    >
    > Another day at the ACME.
    >
    > Andy
    > Flirt by nature


    I am curious why you felt the need to post such a trite and
    uninteresting story about your local stores shopping coupons to a
    cookery group.

    I assume Lee Anne was the spotty cashier?

  4. #4
    Bogbrush Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    Andy <[email protected]> writes:

    > Another supermarket hurt...
    >
    > Two for one "Wholly Guacamole." sale.
    >
    > I'm a big fan!
    >
    > Only one boxed container was there.
    >
    > I waved to one of the grocers to ask if there was an extra box to meet the
    > offer. He went in back and came out with a case and handed me the 2nd one
    > to seal the deal. I thanked Joe very much saying, "I can eat a ton of
    > guacamole," lifting my hand, in an up/down motion "this doesn't feel like a
    > ton of guacamole?!" Laughs all around. From the looks I got, nobody doubted
    > me. LOLOL!!!
    >
    > Andy
    > BUM!!!



    Err ... ha ha....

    Please stop.


  5. #5
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    Bogbrush <[email protected]> wrote:

    > I am curious why you felt the need to post such a trite and
    > uninteresting story about your local stores shopping coupons to a
    > cookery group.
    >
    > I assume Lee Anne was the spotty cashier?



    I share experiences.

    No harm in that.

    Andy

  6. #6
    bulka Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    On Apr 6, 10:55*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > Bogbrush <barryskan...@gmail.com> wrote:
    > > I am curious why you felt the need to post such a trite and
    > > uninteresting story about your local stores shopping coupons to a
    > > cookery group.

    >
    > > I assume Lee Anne was the spotty cashier?

    >
    > I share experiences.
    >
    > No harm in that.
    >
    > Andy


    Yeah. No harm in that. Let Andy run.

    b

  7. #7
    brooklyn1 Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    Bogbrush wrote:
    >Andy <[email protected]> writes:
    >
    >> Shopping hurts, sometimes!
    >>
    >> I got into a shopping market checkout lane behind a customer, when a
    >> product price issue came into play.
    >>
    >> There was a flyer deal that she didn't have handy.
    >>
    >> That called for a price check. That called for further mental corruption,
    >> "price check" confusion, etc.!
    >>
    >> A manager came along and went somewhere and came back with a coupon
    >> sheet. BUT they decided that's not the same thing as a shopping flyer
    >> like what you get in the mailbox.
    >>
    >> Finally the manager came back with a flyer and settled the matter after
    >> 10 minutes.
    >>
    >> I finally started off, commenting to Lee Ann, "I sure as heck hope I
    >> don't make matters worse, or else I'll buy you lunch!?" Made her smile
    >> and blush in friendly relief!
    >>
    >> Another day at the ACME.
    >>
    >> Andy
    >> Flirt by nature

    >
    >I am curious why you felt the need to post such a trite and
    >uninteresting story about your local stores shopping coupons to a
    >cookery group.
    >
    >I assume Lee Anne was the spotty cashier?


    See, it is interesting, I want to know about Lee Ann too.

  8. #8
    blake murphy Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    On Tue, 06 Apr 2010 08:52:26 -0500, Andy wrote:

    > Shopping hurts, sometimes!
    >
    > I got into a shopping market checkout lane behind a customer, when a
    > product price issue came into play.
    >
    > There was a flyer deal that she didn't have handy.
    >
    > That called for a price check. That called for further mental corruption,
    > "price check" confusion, etc.!
    >
    > A manager came along and went somewhere and came back with a coupon
    > sheet. BUT they decided that's not the same thing as a shopping flyer
    > like what you get in the mailbox.
    >
    > Finally the manager came back with a flyer and settled the matter after
    > 10 minutes.
    >
    > I finally started off, commenting to Lee Ann, "I sure as heck hope I
    > don't make matters worse, or else I'll buy you lunch!?" Made her smile
    > and blush in friendly relief!
    >
    > Another day at the ACME.
    >
    > Andy
    > Flirt by nature


    Dear Diary:

    Fat old Mr. Creepy was in again today, "flirting" as usual. What's worse,
    he was behind some stupid cow with coupons from last year sometime trying
    to get doubles for Cheez-Wiz and Ranch-style Doritos. So, for like ten
    minutes he was staring at my boobs whenever he thought I wasn't looking
    while Manny tried to talk some sense into her.

    Then he tried to ask me to lunch! As if! Jesus, he's more
    decrepit-looking than Pop-Pop!

    But Manny says I have to smile and be nice to him or else I'll get fired.
    Man, the crap I gotta put up for a lousy 8 bucks an hour!

    Oh well. Maybe an hour in a hot shower will make me feel better. Maybe,
    but I doubt it.

    Lee Ann

  9. #9
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    brooklyn1 <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Bogbrush wrote:
    >>Andy <[email protected]> writes:
    >>
    >>> Shopping hurts, sometimes!
    >>>
    >>> I got into a shopping market checkout lane behind a customer, when a
    >>> product price issue came into play.
    >>>
    >>> There was a flyer deal that she didn't have handy.
    >>>
    >>> That called for a price check. That called for further mental
    >>> corruption, "price check" confusion, etc.!
    >>>
    >>> A manager came along and went somewhere and came back with a coupon
    >>> sheet. BUT they decided that's not the same thing as a shopping
    >>> flyer like what you get in the mailbox.
    >>>
    >>> Finally the manager came back with a flyer and settled the matter
    >>> after 10 minutes.
    >>>
    >>> I finally started off, commenting to Lee Ann, "I sure as heck hope I
    >>> don't make matters worse, or else I'll buy you lunch!?" Made her
    >>> smile and blush in friendly relief!
    >>>
    >>> Another day at the ACME.
    >>>
    >>> Andy
    >>> Flirt by nature

    >>
    >>I am curious why you felt the need to post such a trite and
    >>uninteresting story about your local stores shopping coupons to a
    >>cookery group.
    >>
    >>I assume Lee Anne was the spotty cashier?

    >
    > See, it is interesting, I want to know about Lee Ann too.



    "All planetary bodies around are yours, Leave Lee Ann alone!"

  10. #10
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    blake murphy <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Oh well. Maybe an hour in a hot shower will make me feel better.
    > Maybe, but I doubt it.



    "No legs" blake murphy.

    Write a book!!!

    Andy

  11. #11
    Bogbrush Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    bulka <[email protected]> writes:

    > On Apr 6, 10:55┬*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    >> Bogbrush <barryskan...@gmail.com> wrote:
    >> > I am curious why you felt the need to post such a trite and
    >> > uninteresting story about your local stores shopping coupons to a
    >> > cookery group.

    >>
    >> > I assume Lee Anne was the spotty cashier?

    >>
    >> I share experiences.
    >>
    >> No harm in that.
    >>
    >> Andy

    >
    > Yeah. No harm in that. Let Andy run.
    >
    > b


    It was a crap, boring story with no link to cookery.

  12. #12
    Bogbrush Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    blake murphy <[email protected]> writes:

    > On Tue, 06 Apr 2010 08:52:26 -0500, Andy wrote:
    >
    >> Shopping hurts, sometimes!
    >>
    >> I got into a shopping market checkout lane behind a customer, when a
    >> product price issue came into play.
    >>
    >> There was a flyer deal that she didn't have handy.
    >>
    >> That called for a price check. That called for further mental corruption,
    >> "price check" confusion, etc.!
    >>
    >> A manager came along and went somewhere and came back with a coupon
    >> sheet. BUT they decided that's not the same thing as a shopping flyer
    >> like what you get in the mailbox.
    >>
    >> Finally the manager came back with a flyer and settled the matter after
    >> 10 minutes.
    >>
    >> I finally started off, commenting to Lee Ann, "I sure as heck hope I
    >> don't make matters worse, or else I'll buy you lunch!?" Made her smile
    >> and blush in friendly relief!
    >>
    >> Another day at the ACME.
    >>
    >> Andy
    >> Flirt by nature

    >
    > Dear Diary:
    >
    > Fat old Mr. Creepy was in again today, "flirting" as usual. What's worse,
    > he was behind some stupid cow with coupons from last year sometime trying
    > to get doubles for Cheez-Wiz and Ranch-style Doritos. So, for like ten
    > minutes he was staring at my boobs whenever he thought I wasn't looking
    > while Manny tried to talk some sense into her.
    >
    > Then he tried to ask me to lunch! As if! Jesus, he's more
    > decrepit-looking than Pop-Pop!
    >
    > But Manny says I have to smile and be nice to him or else I'll get fired.
    > Man, the crap I gotta put up for a lousy 8 bucks an hour!
    >
    > Oh well. Maybe an hour in a hot shower will make me feel better. Maybe,
    > but I doubt it.
    >
    > Lee Ann


    Heh. Now that was more like it.

    Andy's rather sad attempt to ask her out made me blush to be
    honest. Sad.


  13. #13
    sf Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    On Tue, 06 Apr 2010 16:42:23 +0200, Bogbrush <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    > I am curious why you felt the need to post such a trite and
    > uninteresting story about your local stores shopping coupons to a
    > cookery group.


    I suspect he posted for the same reason you did: because he felt like
    it.

    --
    Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

  14. #14
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    blake murphy <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Dear Diary:
    >
    > Fat old Mr. Creepy was in again today, "flirting" as usual. What's
    > worse, he was behind some stupid cow with coupons from last year
    > sometime trying to get doubles for Cheez-Wiz and Ranch-style Doritos.
    > So, for like ten minutes he was staring at my boobs whenever he
    > thought I wasn't looking while Manny tried to talk some sense into
    > her.



    I'll give you one credit...


    "Dear Diary"


    The Moody Blues

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INbt8KM2lF8


    "On the Threshold of a Dream"

    Awesome album!!!

    Andy

  15. #15
    brooklyn1 Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    On Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:10:58 -0500, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:

    >blake murphy <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> Dear Diary:
    >>
    >> Fat old Mr. Creepy was in again today, "flirting" as usual. What's
    >> worse, he was behind some stupid cow with coupons from last year
    >> sometime trying to get doubles for Cheez-Wiz and Ranch-style Doritos.
    >> So, for like ten minutes he was staring at my boobs whenever he
    >> thought I wasn't looking while Manny tried to talk some sense into
    >> her.

    >
    >
    >I'll give you one credit...
    >
    >
    >"Dear Diary"
    >
    >
    >The Moody Blues
    >
    >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INbt8KM2lF8
    >
    >
    >"On the Threshold of a Dream"
    >
    >Awesome album!!!
    >
    >Andy


    The Moody Blues look more like The Five Fags... hmmph, not a rack
    amongst em. :-(

  16. #16
    Food Snob« Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    On Apr 6, 9:26*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > Another supermarket hurt...
    >
    > Two for one "Wholly Guacamole." sale.
    >
    > I'm a big fan!


    Of course you prefer pre-fab guac to fresh. Does it go well with
    creamed chipped beef?
    >
    > Only one boxed container was there.
    >
    > I waved to one of the grocers to ask if there was an extra box to meet the
    > offer. He went in back and came out with a case and handed me the 2nd one
    > to seal the deal. I thanked Joe very much saying, "I can eat a ton of
    > guacamole," lifting my hand, in an up/down motion "this doesn't feel likea
    > ton of guacamole?!" Laughs all around. From the looks I got, nobody doubted
    > me. LOLOL!!!


    Because they thought you looked like a pig?
    >
    > Andy
    > BUM!!!


    --Bryan

  17. #17
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    "Bent Attorney Esq." <[email protected]> wrote:

    > On Apr 6, 3:10*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    >> blake murphy <blakepmNOTT...@verizon.net> wrote:
    >> > Dear Diary:

    >>
    >> > Fat old Mr. Creepy was in again today, "flirting" as usual. *What's
    >> > worse, he was behind some stupid cow with coupons from last year
    >> > sometime trying to get doubles for Cheez-Wiz and Ranch-style

    Doritos.
    >> > So, for like ten minutes he was staring at my boobs whenever he
    >> > thought I wasn't looking while Manny tried to talk some sense into
    >> > her.

    >>
    >> I'll give you one credit...
    >>
    >> "Dear Diary"
    >>
    >> The Moody Blues
    >>
    >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INbt8KM2lF8
    >>

    >
    > you might like 'Audience'.
    > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-9zHBiwbMU
    > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i043gWMKAVg
    >
    >> "On the Threshold of a Dream"
    >>
    >> Awesome album!!!
    >>
    >> Andy



    Great!

    Is that your band?

    I watched it twice.

    The music was great.The video sucked. Bookmarked it for safe keeping.

    Music is so important!

    Go anywhere on earth with sheet music and someone will play their part of
    it!

    The true universal language, imho.

    Thanks,

    Andy

  18. #18
    Bent Attorney Esq. Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    On Apr 6, 4:24*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > "Bent Attorney Esq." <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com> wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > > On Apr 6, 3:10*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > >> blake murphy <blakepmNOTT...@verizon.net> wrote:
    > >> > Dear Diary:

    >
    > >> > Fat old Mr. Creepy was in again today, "flirting" as usual. *What's
    > >> > worse, he was behind some stupid cow with coupons from last year
    > >> > sometime trying to get doubles for Cheez-Wiz and Ranch-style

    > Doritos.
    > >> > So, for like ten minutes he was staring at my boobs whenever he
    > >> > thought I wasn't looking while Manny tried to talk some sense into
    > >> > her.

    >
    > >> I'll give you one credit...

    >
    > >> "Dear Diary"

    >
    > >> The Moody Blues

    >
    > >>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INbt8KM2lF8

    >
    > > you might like 'Audience'.
    > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-9zHBiwbMU
    > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i043gWMKAVg

    >
    > >> "On the Threshold of a Dream"

    >
    > >> Awesome album!!!

    >
    > >> Andy

    >
    > Great!
    >
    > Is that your band?
    >


    No. That music's from the early seventies. They have a certain
    appeal.

    > I watched it twice.
    >
    > The music was great.The video sucked. Bookmarked it for safe keeping.
    >
    > Music is so important!
    >
    > Go anywhere on earth with sheet music and someone will play their part of
    > it!
    >
    > The true universal language, imho.
    >
    > Thanks,
    >


    You're welcome. I used to listen to the Moody Blues way back when. A
    most excellent band.

    > Andy- Hide quoted text -
    >
    > - Show quoted text -



  19. #19
    blake murphy Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    On Tue, 06 Apr 2010 09:55:57 -0500, Andy wrote:

    > Bogbrush <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> I am curious why you felt the need to post such a trite and
    >> uninteresting story about your local stores shopping coupons to a
    >> cookery group.
    >>
    >> I assume Lee Anne was the spotty cashier?

    >
    > I share experiences.
    >
    > No harm in that.
    >
    > Andy


    thanks for sharing, hello-my-name-is-andy.

    blake

  20. #20
    blake murphy Guest

    Default Re: Shopping hurts, sometimes!

    On Tue, 06 Apr 2010 11:37:10 -0400, brooklyn1 wrote:

    > Bogbrush wrote:
    >>Andy <[email protected]> writes:
    >>
    >>> Shopping hurts, sometimes!
    >>>
    >>> I got into a shopping market checkout lane behind a customer, when a
    >>> product price issue came into play.
    >>>
    >>> There was a flyer deal that she didn't have handy.
    >>>
    >>> That called for a price check. That called for further mental corruption,
    >>> "price check" confusion, etc.!
    >>>
    >>> A manager came along and went somewhere and came back with a coupon
    >>> sheet. BUT they decided that's not the same thing as a shopping flyer
    >>> like what you get in the mailbox.
    >>>
    >>> Finally the manager came back with a flyer and settled the matter after
    >>> 10 minutes.
    >>>
    >>> I finally started off, commenting to Lee Ann, "I sure as heck hope I
    >>> don't make matters worse, or else I'll buy you lunch!?" Made her smile
    >>> and blush in friendly relief!
    >>>
    >>> Another day at the ACME.
    >>>
    >>> Andy
    >>> Flirt by nature

    >>
    >>I am curious why you felt the need to post such a trite and
    >>uninteresting story about your local stores shopping coupons to a
    >>cookery group.
    >>
    >>I assume Lee Anne was the spotty cashier?

    >
    > See, it is interesting, I want to know about Lee Ann too.


    she has really big tits.

    your pal,
    andy

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