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Thread: Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee: Family Favorites

  1. #1
    Ubiquitous Guest

    Default Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee: Family Favorites

    Heaven help me, I think I'd eat most of this week's offerings! Once
    again, SLop takes a theme and drives it into the ground. In this case,
    the color pink. It looked like someone ate a florist shop and
    unsuccessfully drank a bottle of Pepto Bismal to keep from vomiting all
    over her set.

    If her brother is indeed a heath nut, I find it hard to believe he'd eat
    any of SLop's food.

    As usual, SLop's "tips" for the cabbage rolls were infantile in all
    aspects of the word. "Cut out the stiff part of the cabbage leaf so you
    can bend it", "Place the seams on the bottom so they don't become
    unwrapped", "Be sure to use the greenest cabbage leaves for your rolls
    and the white ones as liner in your pan.", ad nausium. Gee, thanks for
    the answers to questions I knew instinctually!

    Did I hear SLop say that this week's Fandra had come directly from the
    bar when introducing her? Wow. SLop's face lit up when the Fandra
    introduced her rum cake and then announced that it was her new favorite
    dessert she'd eat every chance she had. Drunkard! A tip for the Fandra;
    if you want the pecans in the cakehole to absorb the excessive booze
    with which you doused that cake, put them there BEFORE drowning the
    cake! Was there a clumsy post-production voice-over of SLop prattling
    about how moist and rich the cake they were dousing with booze sauce
    would be? After showing SLop her new liquor delivery vector, SLop gave
    the Fabdra the bum's rush as she said she wanted to see SLop's cocktail.
    Ha!

    SLop once again used a QUILT as a table cloth! Yeah, like we'd believe
    that you actually make quilts in your spare time.

    This was kind of a dull ep, nothing real insane, except the explosion of
    pink and the $30 "savings" you'll get by using only flavoring packets.

    --
    WARNING!!!
    Use of these recipes may be hazardous to your health, food budget,
    standing in your community and liver function. Use at your own risk!!
    We assume no liability from any illness or injury sustained while eating
    the "food" or being exposed to crapass tablescapes. And no, we're not
    sure where she grew up either. The Cordon Bleu disavows any knowlege of
    Miss Lee.



  2. #2
    Nick Nuclear Guest

    Default Re: Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee: Family Favorites

    Please tell us: WHY are you always attacking Sandra Lee? What is the
    motivating factor behind your ire of this woman? Exactly, what is it that
    she does that irks you? Enquiring minds want to know.





    "Ubiquitous" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected] ...
    > Heaven help me, I think I'd eat most of this week's offerings! Once
    > again, SLop takes a theme and drives it into the ground. In this case,
    > the color pink. It looked like someone ate a florist shop and
    > unsuccessfully drank a bottle of Pepto Bismal to keep from vomiting all
    > over her set.
    >
    > If her brother is indeed a heath nut, I find it hard to believe he'd eat
    > any of SLop's food.
    >
    > As usual, SLop's "tips" for the cabbage rolls were infantile in all
    > aspects of the word. "Cut out the stiff part of the cabbage leaf so you
    > can bend it", "Place the seams on the bottom so they don't become
    > unwrapped", "Be sure to use the greenest cabbage leaves for your rolls
    > and the white ones as liner in your pan.", ad nausium. Gee, thanks for
    > the answers to questions I knew instinctually!
    >
    > Did I hear SLop say that this week's Fandra had come directly from the
    > bar when introducing her? Wow. SLop's face lit up when the Fandra
    > introduced her rum cake and then announced that it was her new favorite
    > dessert she'd eat every chance she had. Drunkard! A tip for the Fandra;
    > if you want the pecans in the cakehole to absorb the excessive booze
    > with which you doused that cake, put them there BEFORE drowning the
    > cake! Was there a clumsy post-production voice-over of SLop prattling
    > about how moist and rich the cake they were dousing with booze sauce
    > would be? After showing SLop her new liquor delivery vector, SLop gave
    > the Fabdra the bum's rush as she said she wanted to see SLop's cocktail.
    > Ha!
    >
    > SLop once again used a QUILT as a table cloth! Yeah, like we'd believe
    > that you actually make quilts in your spare time.
    >
    > This was kind of a dull ep, nothing real insane, except the explosion of
    > pink and the $30 "savings" you'll get by using only flavoring packets.
    >
    > --
    > WARNING!!!
    > Use of these recipes may be hazardous to your health, food budget,
    > standing in your community and liver function. Use at your own risk!!
    > We assume no liability from any illness or injury sustained while eating
    > the "food" or being exposed to crapass tablescapes. And no, we're not
    > sure where she grew up either. The Cordon Bleu disavows any knowlege of
    > Miss Lee.
    >
    >




  3. #3
    Anim8rFSK Guest

    Default SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!

    Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
    premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.

    And, God help me, I bought it.

    --
    Bad Reboot's 'Crap Trek' 2009: "No Shat, No Show"
    Rated "least anticipated film of 2009" by ETOnline

  4. #4
    Mr. Bill Guest

    Default Re: SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!

    On Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:12:02 -0700, Anim8rFSK <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >And, God help me, I bought it.


    and to quote Barnum.....

    Will you be looking for the next issue?



  5. #5
    Jude Cormier Guest

    Default Re: SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!

    Anim8rFSK wrote:
    > Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
    > premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
    >
    > And, God help me, I bought it.


    No, Fred, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!




  6. #6
    Anim8rFSK Guest

    Default Re: SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!

    In article <nzekl.9820$[email protected]>,
    "Jude Cormier" <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Anim8rFSK wrote:
    > > Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
    > > premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
    > >
    > > And, God help me, I bought it.

    >
    > No, Fred, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


    Yes. Sniffle. I feel so dirty. And it's not the *good* kind of dirty.

    --
    Bad Reboot's 'Crap Trek' 2009: "No Shat, No Show"
    Rated "least anticipated film of 2009" by ETOnline

  7. #7
    Jude Cormier Guest

    Default Re: SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!

    Anim8rFSK wrote:
    > In article <nzekl.9820$[email protected]>,
    > "Jude Cormier" <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> Anim8rFSK wrote:
    >>> Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
    >>> premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
    >>>
    >>> And, God help me, I bought it.

    >>
    >> No, Fred, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    >
    > Yes. Sniffle. I feel so dirty. And it's not the *good* kind of
    > dirty.


    I briefly subscribed to Paula Deen's magazine, but I didn't feel any
    shame--darnit!



  8. #8
    Anim8rFSK Guest

    Default Re: SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!

    In article <gopkl.8933$[email protected]>,
    "Jude Cormier" <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Anim8rFSK wrote:
    > > In article <nzekl.9820$[email protected]>,
    > > "Jude Cormier" <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >
    > >> Anim8rFSK wrote:
    > >>> Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
    > >>> premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
    > >>>
    > >>> And, God help me, I bought it.
    > >>
    > >> No, Fred, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    > >
    > > Yes. Sniffle. I feel so dirty. And it's not the *good* kind of
    > > dirty.

    >
    > I briefly subscribed to Paula Deen's magazine, but I didn't feel any
    > shame--darnit!


    Does she write with an accent?

    --
    Bad Reboot's 'Crap Trek' 2009: "No Shat, No Show"
    Rated "least anticipated film of 2009" by ETOnline

  9. #9
    Jude Cormier Guest

    Default Re: SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!


    "Anim8rFSK" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > In article <gopkl.8933$[email protected]>,
    > "Jude Cormier" <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> Anim8rFSK wrote:
    >> > In article <nzekl.9820$[email protected]>,
    >> > "Jude Cormier" <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> Anim8rFSK wrote:
    >> >>> Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
    >> >>> premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
    >> >>>
    >> >>> And, God help me, I bought it.
    >> >>
    >> >> No, Fred, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
    >> >
    >> > Yes. Sniffle. I feel so dirty. And it's not the *good* kind of
    >> > dirty.

    >>
    >> I briefly subscribed to Paula Deen's magazine, but I didn't feel any
    >> shame--darnit!

    >
    > Does she write with an accent?



    Yep and I read with one too.....so hey ya'll, Fred! it's Paula Deen and
    today's best dishes all have buttah, sour cream, and cheeeeeeese.



  10. #10
    Anim8rFSK Guest

    Default Re: SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!

    In article <oJBkl.16192$[email protected]>,
    "Jude Cormier" <[email protected]> wrote:

    > "Anim8rFSK" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]..
    > > In article <gopkl.8933$[email protected]>,
    > > "Jude Cormier" <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >
    > >> Anim8rFSK wrote:
    > >> > In article <nzekl.9820$[email protected]>,
    > >> > "Jude Cormier" <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >> >
    > >> >> Anim8rFSK wrote:
    > >> >>> Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
    > >> >>> premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
    > >> >>>
    > >> >>> And, God help me, I bought it.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> No, Fred, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
    > >> >
    > >> > Yes. Sniffle. I feel so dirty. And it's not the *good* kind of
    > >> > dirty.
    > >>
    > >> I briefly subscribed to Paula Deen's magazine, but I didn't feel any
    > >> shame--darnit!

    > >
    > > Does she write with an accent?

    >
    >
    > Yep and I read with one too.....so hey ya'll, Fred! it's Paula Deen and
    > today's best dishes all have buttah, sour cream, and cheeeeeeese.


    Hee hee. When I was a kid, my parents gave me those Jacques Cousteau
    books, and I swear he (or his ghostwriter) wrote with an accent. There
    was no way to read it without hearing his voice.

    --
    Bad Reboot's 'Crap Trek' 2009: "No Shat, No Show"
    Rated "least anticipated film of 2009" by ETOnline

  11. #11
    ravenlynne Guest

    Default Re: SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!

    On 2/10/2009 2:12 AM, Anim8rFSK wrote:
    > Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
    > premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
    >
    > And, God help me, I bought it.
    >


    Sucker. So, learn anything from her?

  12. #12
    Anim8rFSK Guest

    Default Re: SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!

    In article <[email protected]>,
    ravenlynne <[email protected]> wrote:

    > On 2/10/2009 2:12 AM, Anim8rFSK wrote:
    > > Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
    > > premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
    > >
    > > And, God help me, I bought it.
    > >

    >
    > Sucker. So, learn anything from her?


    Yeah, she makes a great cutting board.

    --
    Bad Reboot's 'Crap Trek' 2009: "No Shat, No Show"
    Rated "least anticipated film of 2009" by ETOnline

  13. #13
    ravenlynne Guest

    Default Re: SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE!

    On 2/19/2009 12:36 AM, Anim8rFSK wrote:
    > In article<[email protected]>,
    > ravenlynne<[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> On 2/10/2009 2:12 AM, Anim8rFSK wrote:
    >>> Yes, there it was, on the impulse rack at the supermarket, the big
    >>> premiere issue of SANDRA LEE MAGAZINE.
    >>>
    >>> And, God help me, I bought it.
    >>>

    >> Sucker. So, learn anything from her?

    >
    > Yeah, she makes a great cutting board.
    >


    Aww...I was hoping she'd make a better butcher block.

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    Ubiquitous Guest

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