Thread: really stupid food related joke

On Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:58:49 -0400, Tracy <[email protected]> wrote:

>So, we were at the produce market...
>
>I had a container of medjool dates in my hand and I said to my husband,
>"these are the best dates."
>
>Without even blinking, he said, "Why, because they pay for everything?"
>
>Ugh.
>
>-Tracy

Tell him to keep his day job. ;-)

koko
--

There is no love more sincere than the love of food
George Bernard Shaw
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updated 07/05

Tracy <[email protected]> wrote in news:h33j51$n41$1@news.eternal-
september.org:

> So, we were at the produce market...
>
> I had a container of medjool dates in my hand and I said to my husband,
> "these are the best dates."
>
> Without even blinking, he said, "Why, because they pay for everything?"
>
> Ugh.
>
> -Tracy



LOL!! You gotta admit...... the boy is *fast* ;-)


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers
nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a
stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad
drink, though."
Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous