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    Tracy Guest

    Default really stupid food related joke

    So, we were at the produce market...

    I had a container of medjool dates in my hand and I said to my husband,
    "these are the best dates."

    Without even blinking, he said, "Why, because they pay for everything?"

    Ugh.

    -Tracy

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    koko Guest

    Default Re: really stupid food related joke

    On Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:58:49 -0400, Tracy <[email protected]> wrote:

    >So, we were at the produce market...
    >
    >I had a container of medjool dates in my hand and I said to my husband,
    >"these are the best dates."
    >
    >Without even blinking, he said, "Why, because they pay for everything?"
    >
    >Ugh.
    >
    >-Tracy


    Tell him to keep his day job. ;-)

    koko
    --

    There is no love more sincere than the love of food
    George Bernard Shaw
    www.kokoscorner.typepad.com
    updated 07/05

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    PeterL Guest

    Default Re: really stupid food related joke

    Tracy <[email protected]> wrote in news:h33j51$n41$1@news.eternal-
    september.org:

    > So, we were at the produce market...
    >
    > I had a container of medjool dates in my hand and I said to my husband,
    > "these are the best dates."
    >
    > Without even blinking, he said, "Why, because they pay for everything?"
    >
    > Ugh.
    >
    > -Tracy




    LOL!! You gotta admit...... the boy is *fast* ;-)


    --
    Peter Lucas
    Brisbane
    Australia

    "As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers
    nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a
    stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad
    drink, though."
    Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous

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