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    Tommy Guest

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    "May" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
    >I was told that regular posters to this group stood a fair chance of
    >becoming an onanist. How long does it usually take?
    >


    Ever since I was called an onanist I have felt an overwhelming need to post
    as often as possible to uf+dm. It is as if a spell has been cast o'er me.
    How can I break this spell?

    Help, please!



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    =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Bobo_Bonobo=AE?= Guest

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    On Jul 22, 8:53*am, "Tommy" <To...@Gun.eu> wrote:
    > "May" <bef...@June.com> wrote in messagenews:[email protected]...
    > >I was told that regular posters to this group stood a fair chance of
    > >becoming an onanist. How long does it usually take?

    >
    > Ever since I was called an onanist I have felt an overwhelming need to post
    > as often as possible to uf+dm. It is as if a spell has been cast o'er me.
    > How can I break this spell?
    >
    > Help, please!


    What? Your brother died and you refused to impregnate his widow?
    There is no help for you.

    --Bryan

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    Tommy Guest

    Default Re: Onanists?


    "Bobo Bonobo®" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    On Jul 22, 8:53 am, "Tommy" <To...@Gun.eu> wrote:
    > "May" <bef...@June.com> wrote in messagenews:[email protected]..
    > >I was told that regular posters to this group stood a fair chance of
    > >becoming an onanist. How long does it usually take?

    >
    > Ever since I was called an onanist I have felt an overwhelming need to
    > post
    > as often as possible to uf+dm. It is as if a spell has been cast o'er me.
    > How can I break this spell?
    >
    > Help, please!


    What? Your brother died and you refused to impregnate his widow?
    There is no help for you.

    --Bryan

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Eh? Hussy Harlot Hughes said bugger all about screwing my brother's wife and
    anyway, they divorced about twenty years ago and I don't know where she
    lives. If I screw your wife will that lift the curse?



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