Re: It's a plot by the Meixcans!
On Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:34:03 -0700, pyotr filipivich
<[email protected]> wrote:
>You've been warned about them deadly burritos. The threat is more
>than just the increase in greenhouse gasses.:
>Trucker: Burrito caused crash that closed I-5
>Story Published: Apr 7, 2009 at 7:57 AM PDT
>By Associated Press
>WOLF CREEK, Ore. (AP) - A truck driver blamed his breakfast burrito
>for a crash on Interstate 5 that scattered a load of building
>materials across all four lanes of the freeway near Wolf Creek in
>The Mail Tribune newspaper reports that 62-year-old Bradley Lavern
>Ruonavaara of Murphy told Oregon State Police troopers he lost control
>of his tractor-trailer rig on a curve when he reached for his burrito.
>Drivers at the scene of the Monday morning crash helped clear 60-foot
>building joists from the southbound lanes.
>But northbound lanes of I-5 were blocked for nearly an hour.
>Ruonavaara was treated for minor injuries and cited.
Serves the old fart right for eating that greasy ****.
>"Remember, the moral of our show. Put your troubles away until tomorrow.
>If you're lucky, somebody will break into your house tonight and steal them."
> Dean Martin