Thread: Re: I am not married and I can cook- does that make me wierd.

Sqwertz <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Sat, 24 Sep 2011 13:11:01 +0000 (UTC), Nad wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> On Sat, 24 Sep 2011 02:00:18 -0400, Cheryl wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 9/24/2011 12:41 AM, Pico Rico wrote:
>>>>> "Cheryl"<[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>>> news:4e7d58a4$0$761$[email protected] om...
>>>>>> On 9/23/2011 9:46 PM, Dan Landau wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me
>>>>>>> wierd?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> What do you look like and what is your profession? Are you
>>>>>> heterosexual? Do you own your own home? Do you have kids? You
>>>>>> like to cook, but do you do it well? Depending on the answers
>>>>>> to these questions, I might be able to help you change your
>>>>>> status. Call me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> He would still be weird. Maybe even more so.
>>>>>
>>>> I specialize in weird.
>>>
>>> Do you have any gerbils?
>>>
>>> -sw
>>
>> You, you... Have Gerbils... Weird indeed, economic times must be
>> hard for some
>
> Hamsters work pretty good, too. I don't eat them. They're sex toys.
>
> -sw

You can get those battery operated hamsters. Zhu Zhu Pets I think my
grandkids call them.

Seems like a lot less trouble unless you need to give the hamster pleasure.
Easier to clean up too.

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