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Thread: Re: I am not married and I can cook- does that make me wierd.

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    Nad Guest

    Default Re: I am not married and I can cook- does that make me wierd.

    Sqwertz <[email protected]> wrote:
    > On Sat, 24 Sep 2011 02:00:18 -0400, Cheryl wrote:
    >
    >> On 9/24/2011 12:41 AM, Pico Rico wrote:
    >>> "Cheryl"<[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>> news:4e7d58a4$0$761$[email protected] om...
    >>>> On 9/23/2011 9:46 PM, Dan Landau wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me wierd?
    >>>>>
    >>>> What do you look like and what is your profession? Are you heterosexual?
    >>>> Do you own your own home? Do you have kids? You like to cook, but do you
    >>>> do it well? Depending on the answers to these questions, I might be able
    >>>> to help you change your status. Call me.
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> He would still be weird. Maybe even more so.
    >>>
    >>>

    >> I specialize in weird.

    >
    > Do you have any gerbils?
    >
    > -sw


    You, you... Have Gerbils... Weird indeed, economic times must be hard for
    some.

    Do they taste like chicken?

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    Nad

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    Nunya Bidnits Guest

    Default Re: I am not married and I can cook- does that make me wierd.

    Sqwertz <[email protected]> wrote:
    > On Sat, 24 Sep 2011 13:11:01 +0000 (UTC), Nad wrote:
    >
    >> Sqwertz <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>> On Sat, 24 Sep 2011 02:00:18 -0400, Cheryl wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On 9/24/2011 12:41 AM, Pico Rico wrote:
    >>>>> "Cheryl"<[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:4e7d58a4$0$761$[email protected] om...
    >>>>>> On 9/23/2011 9:46 PM, Dan Landau wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> HI- I am not married yet, and I am a guy- does that make me
    >>>>>>> wierd?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>> What do you look like and what is your profession? Are you
    >>>>>> heterosexual? Do you own your own home? Do you have kids? You
    >>>>>> like to cook, but do you do it well? Depending on the answers
    >>>>>> to these questions, I might be able to help you change your
    >>>>>> status. Call me.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> He would still be weird. Maybe even more so.
    >>>>>
    >>>> I specialize in weird.
    >>>
    >>> Do you have any gerbils?
    >>>
    >>> -sw

    >>
    >> You, you... Have Gerbils... Weird indeed, economic times must be
    >> hard for some

    >
    > Hamsters work pretty good, too. I don't eat them. They're sex toys.
    >
    > -sw


    You can get those battery operated hamsters. Zhu Zhu Pets I think my
    grandkids call them.

    Seems like a lot less trouble unless you need to give the hamster pleasure.
    Easier to clean up too.

    ..



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