On Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:30:37 -0600, "Nunya Bidnits"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Lucy <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Hi,
>> me and my husband had an arguement tonight and I killed him with a
>> baseball bat.
>> I now want to get rid of the body and since I have cannibalistic
>> urges, I want to eat his meat.
>> How can I dismember and cook a 200 pound man as fast as possible?
>> I'm not afraid of gaining weight.
>> Please help!
>> Lucy


>You need a chainsaw and a large commercial meat grinder.

She could also dig a big pit on the beach, heat stones, put him in,
cover with more hot stones and plenty of sea weed and leave a week or
so. The meat would just drop off the bones.