Re: Drunk and drugged negro Tiger Woods destroys neighborhood invehicular rampage

On Nov 27, 5:03*pm, Duke News Service <d...@news-service.com> wrote:
> Crazed negro Tiger Woods puffed a blunt, downed a pint of Mad Dog, then
> piloted his leased Escalade over a fireplug and tried to push down a
> tree. *Needless to say, the tree fought back, beating him like any
> misbehaving porch monkey should be.
>
> The police and animal services were called to transport Woods to a local
> veterinarian for examination. *Some negro damage control clerk called
> from Obama's office to say, "Alcohol was not a factor," "but charges are
> pending." *What the fuck kind of liberal-speak shit is that?
>
> The attending vet, Dr. Bugaloons, said Woods will live, much to the
> chagrin of his neighbors, 'cause now the kids can't play in the yard
> anymore when the drunk is driving around. *Dr. Bugaloons said he gave
> Woods a shot of antibiotics to clear up the clap, an aspirin for his
> head, some alka seltzer for when he wakes up later, and phone numbers
> for divorce and criminal lawyers.

He has generally been well-behaved, bet it was a domestic squabble
fueled
by the miserable cobination of week and alky.

climber