"Sqwertz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Wet your stale Scotch-Brite/Sponge combos generously with water and
> put them in a microwave safe dish and microwave for 2:20 on high.
> Remove from microwave immediately. Rinse them well, do not try and
> wring them out - they're very hot.
> Most importantly, do not put them in the washer with your whites and
> BLEACH or you'll end up with tiny little blue spongies impregnated all
> throughout the fine weaves of your whites.
> Anybody want to buy some baby blue polka-dotted Fruit of the Loom
> briefs and matching socks?
> I hope I don't have an offer to get laid tonight. Wish me luck!