Thread: The R.F.C song...

Andy <[email protected]> wrote:

> The R.F.C song...
>
> If I had an apple pie,
> I'd sing it in the morning.
> If I had an apple pie,
> I'd sing it out loud!

If I had asparagus,
I'd sing it in the morning.
If I had asparagus,
I'd sing it out loud!


Play along people!

Following the Peter, Paul and Mary "If I had a Hammer" song.

No ending stanza.

"Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
> Andy <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> The R.F.C song...
>>
>> If I had an apple pie,
>> I'd sing it in the morning.
>> If I had an apple pie,
>> I'd sing it out loud!
>
> If I had asparagus,
> I'd sing it in the morning.
> If I had asparagus,
> I'd sing it out loud!

If I had a turkey
I'd smoke it in the morning
If I had a smoked trukey
I'd eat it in the evening


>
>
> Play along people!
>
> Following the Peter, Paul and Mary "If I had a Hammer" song.
>
> No ending stanza.

On Thu, 03 Nov 2011 12:02:40 -0500, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:

>The R.F.C song...
>
>If I had an apple pie,
>I'd sing it in the morning.
>If I had an apple pie,
>I'd sing it out loud!
>
>You? <--- omit

You must be a very lonely man, please seek counceling.

"Dimitri" <[email protected]> wrote:

>
> "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]..
>> Andy <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> The R.F.C song...
>>>
>>> If I had an apple pie,
>>> I'd sing it in the morning.
>>> If I had an apple pie,
>>> I'd sing it out loud!
>>
>> If I had asparagus,
>> I'd sing it in the morning.
>> If I had asparagus,
>> I'd sing it out loud!
>
> If I had a turkey
> I'd smoke it in the morning
> If I had a smoked trukey
> I'd eat it in the evening

If I had a llbster
I'd boil it in the morning
Turn it into bisque
Or ravioli

On Thu, 03 Nov 2011 14:37:43 -0500, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:

>"Dimitri" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]..
>>> Andy <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> The R.F.C song...
>>>>
>>>> If I had an apple pie,
>>>> I'd sing it in the morning.
>>>> If I had an apple pie,
>>>> I'd sing it out loud!
>>>
>>> If I had asparagus,
>>> I'd sing it in the morning.
>>> If I had asparagus,
>>> I'd sing it out loud!
>>
>> If I had a turkey
>> I'd smoke it in the morning
>> If I had a smoked trukey
>> I'd eat it in the evening
>
>If I were a lobster
It'd nip her nipples

Sqwertz wrote:
>Andy wrote:
>
>> The R.F.C song...
>
>You and your ****ing songs need to take a rest. And dumbasses need to
>feeding you.

The only dumbass is you, Dwarf... no one makes you read Andy's
posts... maybe if you'd get a *real* newsreader you could killfile
Andy. If you'd stop shooting up crack cocaine every one of your posts
wouldn't be missing key words. The Dwarf's addiction is killing off
what few brain cells he has, he needs medical intervention.

Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:

> Sqwertz wrote:
>>Andy wrote:
>>
>>> The R.F.C song...
>>
>>You and your ****ing songs need to take a rest. And dumbasses need to
>>feeding you.
>
> The only dumbass is you, Dwarf... no one makes you read Andy's
> posts... maybe if you'd get a *real* newsreader you could killfile
> Andy. If you'd stop shooting up crack cocaine every one of your posts
> wouldn't be missing key words. The Dwarf's addiction is killing off
> what few brain cells he has, he needs medical intervention.


Sqwertz the Dwarf just needs to constantly feel itself heard. A feel good
thing for a mind without a brain.

Andy

On Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:09:14 -0500, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:

>Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>Andy wrote:
>>>
>>>> The R.F.C song...
>>>
>>>You and your ****ing songs need to take a rest. And dumbasses need to
>>>feeding you.
>>
>> The only dumbass is you, Dwarf... no one makes you read Andy's
>> posts... maybe if you'd get a *real* newsreader you could killfile
>> Andy. If you'd stop shooting up crack cocaine every one of your posts
>> wouldn't be missing key words. The Dwarf's addiction is killing off
>> what few brain cells he has, he needs medical intervention.
>
>
>Sqwertz the Dwarf just needs to constantly feel itself heard. A feel good
>thing for a mind without a brain.

Brainless is far worse an affliction than legless. LOL

On Sat, 5 Nov 2011 13:22:05 -0500, Sqwertz <[email protected]>
wrote:

>On Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:09:14 -0500, Andy wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz the Dwarf just needs to constantly feel itself heard.
>
>LOL! Take a step back and look at *yourself* Andy. And then report
>those words substituting "I, Andy Burns...".
>
>Project much, you dimwitted asshole? You you don't even realize the
>irony of what you're saying when you say it. And then 9 hours later
>you start yet another thread as a followup to this thread, bashing me
>again?
>
>Dude, take some medication. Ask you doctor the 24-hour pill rather
>than the 18.

aNdy needs Conrad Murray as his doctor.

Lou

On Sat, 05 Nov 2011 13:32:03 -0500, Lou Decruss
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Sat, 5 Nov 2011 13:22:05 -0500, Sqwertz <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:09:14 -0500, Andy wrote:
>>
>>> Sqwertz the Dwarf just needs to constantly feel itself heard.
>>
>>LOL! Take a step back and look at *yourself* Andy. And then report
>>those words substituting "I, Andy Burns...".
>>
>>Project much, you dimwitted asshole? You you don't even realize the
>>irony of what you're saying when you say it. And then 9 hours later
>>you start yet another thread as a followup to this thread, bashing me
>>again?
>>
>>Dude, take some medication. Ask you doctor the 24-hour pill rather
>>than the 18.
>
>aNdy needs Conrad Murray as his doctor.
>
>Lou

Lookit who's recommending drugs... Lou the druggie Pharmacist.