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  1. #1
    Andy Guest

    Default The R.F.C song...

    The R.F.C song...

    If I had an apple pie,
    I'd sing it in the morning.
    If I had an apple pie,
    I'd sing it out loud!

    You? <--- omit

  2. #2
    Andy Guest

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    Andy <[email protected]> wrote:

    > The R.F.C song...
    >
    > If I had an apple pie,
    > I'd sing it in the morning.
    > If I had an apple pie,
    > I'd sing it out loud!


    If I had asparagus,
    I'd sing it in the morning.
    If I had asparagus,
    I'd sing it out loud!


    Play along people!

    Following the Peter, Paul and Mary "If I had a Hammer" song.

    No ending stanza.

  3. #3
    Dimitri Guest

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    "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]..
    > Andy <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> The R.F.C song...
    >>
    >> If I had an apple pie,
    >> I'd sing it in the morning.
    >> If I had an apple pie,
    >> I'd sing it out loud!

    >
    > If I had asparagus,
    > I'd sing it in the morning.
    > If I had asparagus,
    > I'd sing it out loud!


    If I had a turkey
    I'd smoke it in the morning
    If I had a smoked trukey
    I'd eat it in the evening


    >
    >
    > Play along people!
    >
    > Following the Peter, Paul and Mary "If I had a Hammer" song.
    >
    > No ending stanza.


  4. #4
    Bob Guest

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    On Thu, 03 Nov 2011 12:02:40 -0500, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:

    >The R.F.C song...
    >
    >If I had an apple pie,
    >I'd sing it in the morning.
    >If I had an apple pie,
    >I'd sing it out loud!
    >
    >You? <--- omit


    You must be a very lonely man, please seek counceling.

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    Andy Guest

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    "Dimitri" <[email protected]> wrote:

    >
    > "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]..
    >> Andy <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> The R.F.C song...
    >>>
    >>> If I had an apple pie,
    >>> I'd sing it in the morning.
    >>> If I had an apple pie,
    >>> I'd sing it out loud!

    >>
    >> If I had asparagus,
    >> I'd sing it in the morning.
    >> If I had asparagus,
    >> I'd sing it out loud!

    >
    > If I had a turkey
    > I'd smoke it in the morning
    > If I had a smoked trukey
    > I'd eat it in the evening


    If I had a llbster
    I'd boil it in the morning
    Turn it into bisque
    Or ravioli

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    Brooklyn1 Guest

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    On Thu, 03 Nov 2011 14:37:43 -0500, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:

    >"Dimitri" <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Andy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:[email protected]..
    >>> Andy <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> The R.F.C song...
    >>>>
    >>>> If I had an apple pie,
    >>>> I'd sing it in the morning.
    >>>> If I had an apple pie,
    >>>> I'd sing it out loud!
    >>>
    >>> If I had asparagus,
    >>> I'd sing it in the morning.
    >>> If I had asparagus,
    >>> I'd sing it out loud!

    >>
    >> If I had a turkey
    >> I'd smoke it in the morning
    >> If I had a smoked trukey
    >> I'd eat it in the evening

    >
    >If I were a lobster

    It'd nip her nipples

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    Brooklyn1 Guest

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    Sqwertz wrote:
    >Andy wrote:
    >
    >> The R.F.C song...

    >
    >You and your ****ing songs need to take a rest. And dumbasses need to
    >feeding you.


    The only dumbass is you, Dwarf... no one makes you read Andy's
    posts... maybe if you'd get a *real* newsreader you could killfile
    Andy. If you'd stop shooting up crack cocaine every one of your posts
    wouldn't be missing key words. The Dwarf's addiction is killing off
    what few brain cells he has, he needs medical intervention.

  8. #8
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: The R.F.C song...

    Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:

    > Sqwertz wrote:
    >>Andy wrote:
    >>
    >>> The R.F.C song...

    >>
    >>You and your ****ing songs need to take a rest. And dumbasses need to
    >>feeding you.

    >
    > The only dumbass is you, Dwarf... no one makes you read Andy's
    > posts... maybe if you'd get a *real* newsreader you could killfile
    > Andy. If you'd stop shooting up crack cocaine every one of your posts
    > wouldn't be missing key words. The Dwarf's addiction is killing off
    > what few brain cells he has, he needs medical intervention.



    Sqwertz the Dwarf just needs to constantly feel itself heard. A feel good
    thing for a mind without a brain.

    Andy

  9. #9
    Brooklyn1 Guest

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    On Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:09:14 -0500, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:

    >Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
    >
    >> Sqwertz wrote:
    >>>Andy wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> The R.F.C song...
    >>>
    >>>You and your ****ing songs need to take a rest. And dumbasses need to
    >>>feeding you.

    >>
    >> The only dumbass is you, Dwarf... no one makes you read Andy's
    >> posts... maybe if you'd get a *real* newsreader you could killfile
    >> Andy. If you'd stop shooting up crack cocaine every one of your posts
    >> wouldn't be missing key words. The Dwarf's addiction is killing off
    >> what few brain cells he has, he needs medical intervention.

    >
    >
    >Sqwertz the Dwarf just needs to constantly feel itself heard. A feel good
    >thing for a mind without a brain.


    Brainless is far worse an affliction than legless. LOL

  10. #10
    Lou Decruss Guest

    Default Re: The R.F.C song...

    On Sat, 5 Nov 2011 13:22:05 -0500, Sqwertz <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >On Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:09:14 -0500, Andy wrote:
    >
    >> Sqwertz the Dwarf just needs to constantly feel itself heard.

    >
    >LOL! Take a step back and look at *yourself* Andy. And then report
    >those words substituting "I, Andy Burns...".
    >
    >Project much, you dimwitted asshole? You you don't even realize the
    >irony of what you're saying when you say it. And then 9 hours later
    >you start yet another thread as a followup to this thread, bashing me
    >again?
    >
    >Dude, take some medication. Ask you doctor the 24-hour pill rather
    >than the 18.


    aNdy needs Conrad Murray as his doctor.

    Lou

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    Brooklyn1 Guest

    Default Re: The R.F.C song...

    On Sat, 05 Nov 2011 13:32:03 -0500, Lou Decruss
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Sat, 5 Nov 2011 13:22:05 -0500, Sqwertz <[email protected]>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:09:14 -0500, Andy wrote:
    >>
    >>> Sqwertz the Dwarf just needs to constantly feel itself heard.

    >>
    >>LOL! Take a step back and look at *yourself* Andy. And then report
    >>those words substituting "I, Andy Burns...".
    >>
    >>Project much, you dimwitted asshole? You you don't even realize the
    >>irony of what you're saying when you say it. And then 9 hours later
    >>you start yet another thread as a followup to this thread, bashing me
    >>again?
    >>
    >>Dude, take some medication. Ask you doctor the 24-hour pill rather
    >>than the 18.

    >
    >aNdy needs Conrad Murray as his doctor.
    >
    >Lou


    Lookit who's recommending drugs... Lou the druggie Pharmacist.

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