Back while I was in Iowa, I went on a fact finding tour to
the great state of Wyoming. There they used prepared
horsehit in Macaroni Salad. I didn't like it as it tasted
kind of ****ty. But I did use the horse**** for fuel for my
camping fires. We used to go camping in Iowa where wood was
scarce. Along come the Wyomings and they made things so much
better. Long live Wyoming. Long live Iowa. Long live the
USA!