"Marty" <no.spam@****.your.spam> wrote in message
> Q: What's the difference between an SNIP and a pilchard?
> A: One's ugly, greasy, with big bulging eyes. The other's a fish.
The original version of this joke was American: -
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a carp?
A. One is a bottom feeding, scum sucking parasite and the other is just a