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  1. #1
    Marty Guest

    Default Pilchard

    Q: What's the difference between an Paki woman and a pilchard?

    A: One's ugly, greasy, with big bulging eyes. The other's a fish.



  2. #2
    R. Mark Clayton Guest

    Default Re: Pilchard


    "Marty" <no.spam@****.your.spam> wrote in message
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    > Q: What's the difference between an SNIP and a pilchard?
    >
    > A: One's ugly, greasy, with big bulging eyes. The other's a fish.
    >
    >


    The original version of this joke was American: -

    Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a carp?

    A. One is a bottom feeding, scum sucking parasite and the other is just a
    fish.



  3. #3
    [email protected] Guest

    Default Re: Pilchard

    On 18 Apr, 06:57, Marty <no.s...@****.your.spam> wrote:
    > Q: What's the difference between an Paki woman and a pilchard?
    >
    > A: One's ugly, greasy, with big bulging eyes. The other's a fish.


    It's 'a' not 'an, you thick racist ****. And this is a DIY newsgroup,
    not a newsgroup for sad insecure ****s and their bile.

  4. #4
    Ian F. Guest

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    <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > And this is a DIY newsgroup,
    > not a newsgroup for sad insecure ****s and their bile.


    No, it's not. It's a TV newsgroup, not a newsgroup for sad insecure ****s
    and their bile.

    Ian


  5. #5
    =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Bobo_Bonobo=AE?= Guest

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    All that I know about pilchard is that it is a small fish, and The
    Beatles sang a song where a pasta dish that included said fish dripped
    from a "dead dogs eye." Kids, be careful with LSD. That kind of
    imagery might be fun in song lyrics, and be horribly terrifying were
    you to experience it as if you were there.

    --Bryan, aka Bobo Bonobo http://www.TheBonobos.com

  6. #6
    Andy Champ Guest

    Default Re: Pilchard

    Ian F. wrote:
    > <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]...
    >
    >> And this is a DIY newsgroup,

    >
    > No, it's not. It's a TV newsgroup

    Actually it's a whole bunch of newsgroups... none of the users of which
    want to read your puerile insults.

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