So I opened my mouth and said I'll bring a pie, last night at work.

A dreamsicle pie takes less time to make than it takes to shop for the
ingredients. So bright and early 8AM (after being up till 2) I stagger to
the store. I get the stuff required and make the pie. This causes me to
wake up fully and I decide to roast a spatchcocked chicken so into the oven
that goes. This leads to thoughts of lunch and a salad ...so another trip
to the store...Salad nearly made...Damn no cukes or shredded cheese and my
supply of sliced almonds is dangerously low so another trip to the store is
required...The clerks were starting to laff at me.

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The house of the burning beet-Alan

A man in line at the bank kept falling over...when he got to a teller he
asked for his balance.



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