Say what you will, but when I was little, I always made sure mom
didn't throw away the sweet gerkin jar after the pickles were gone, so
I could drink the juice. Mmmmm!

I also was prone to eating hot dogs straight out of the pack.

And I would eat plain butter.

That's really it. Nothing shocking, I know.

Oh - and I know you may not believe me, but, whenever I spilled milk
or iced tea in the house (on the carpet) I would act as the vaccuum
cleaner and suck it out of the carpet. There - now you're perception
of me has changed forever ;-)