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    Sheldon Guest

    Default The Pharmacist

    At The Pharmacy


    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
    the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like
    to buy some cyanide."

    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
    can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
    I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
    bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
    husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's
    different. You didn't tell me you had a Prescription."


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    Dimitri Guest

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    "Sheldon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > At The Pharmacy
    >
    >
    > A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
    > the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like
    > to buy some cyanide."
    >
    > The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
    >
    > The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
    >
    > The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
    > can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
    > I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
    > bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
    >
    > The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
    > husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
    >
    > The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's
    > different. You didn't tell me you had a Prescription."


    LOL


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    Blinky the Shark Guest

    Default Re: The Pharmacist

    Dimitri wrote:

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    > "Sheldon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    >> At The Pharmacy
    >>
    >>
    >> A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
    >> the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like
    >> to buy some cyanide."
    >>
    >> The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
    >>
    >> The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
    >>
    >> The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
    >> can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
    >> I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
    >> bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
    >>
    >> The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
    >> husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
    >>
    >> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's
    >> different. You didn't tell me you had a Prescription."


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