Thread: The Pharmacist

"Sheldon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> At The Pharmacy
>
>
> A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
> the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like
> to buy some cyanide."
>
> The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
>
> The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
>
> The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
> can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
> I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
> bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
>
> The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
> husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
>
> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's
> different. You didn't tell me you had a Prescription."

LOL


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Dimitri wrote:

>
> "Sheldon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> At The Pharmacy
>>
>>
>> A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
>> the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like
>> to buy some cyanide."
>>
>> The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
>>
>> The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
>>
>> The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
>> can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
>> I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
>> bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
>>
>> The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
>> husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
>>
>> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's
>> different. You didn't tell me you had a Prescription."

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