Thread: Penises Being Recalled

On Sep 23, 11:07*am, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> September 21, 2012 - Kasel Associated Industries of Denver, CO is
> voluntarily recalling its BOOTS & BARKLEY 6 COUNT 5 INCH AMERICAN BEEF
> BULLY STICKS product because it may be contaminated with Salmonella.
> Salmonella can sicken animals that eat these products and HUMANS ARE
> AT RISK FOR SALMONELL POISONING FROM HANDLING CONTAMINATED PET
> PRODUCTS...
>
> http://www.fda.gov/Safety/Recalls/uc...ce=govdelivery
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bully_stick
>
> -sw


So far, no one has reported becoming ill from the eating of tainted
dick. But the government says you can't be too careful, and you should
contact the company in order to get your money back if you purchased
but haven't consumed your dick yet.

"Christopher Helms" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

So far, no one has reported becoming ill from the eating of tainted
dick.
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What about Pat Nixon?

On 9/23/2012 12:07 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> September 21, 2012 - Kasel Associated Industries of Denver, CO is
> voluntarily recalling its BOOTS & BARKLEY 6 COUNT 5 INCH AMERICAN BEEF
> BULLY STICKS product because it may be contaminated with Salmonella.
> Salmonella can sicken animals that eat these products and HUMANS ARE
> AT RISK FOR SALMONELL POISONING FROM HANDLING CONTAMINATED PET
> PRODUCTS...
>
> http://www.fda.gov/Safety/Recalls/uc...ce=govdelivery
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bully_stick
>

I'm so sick of these companies not taking care with pet food/treats as
if pets aren't as important as humans.

On Sun, 23 Sep 2012 22:25:11 -0400, Cheryl wrote:

> On 9/23/2012 12:07 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> September 21, 2012 - Kasel Associated Industries of Denver, CO is
>> voluntarily recalling its BOOTS & BARKLEY 6 COUNT 5 INCH AMERICAN BEEF
>> BULLY STICKS product because it may be contaminated with Salmonella.
>> Salmonella can sicken animals that eat these products and HUMANS ARE
>> AT RISK FOR SALMONELL POISONING FROM HANDLING CONTAMINATED PET
>> PRODUCTS...
>>
>> http://www.fda.gov/Safety/Recalls/uc...ce=govdelivery
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bully_stick
>>
>
> I'm so sick of these companies not taking care with pet food/treats as
> if pets aren't as important as humans.

We get plenty of salmonella-laced foods, too. And listeria,
especially. But they probably don't test pet food as stringently and
as often as people food.

I think this is the first pet food one I've seen for a long time. In
the meantime there's been 50+ human food recalls.

-sw

Sqwertz <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> September 21, 2012 - Kasel Associated Industries of Denver, CO is
> voluntarily recalling its BOOTS & BARKLEY 6 COUNT 5 INCH AMERICAN BEEF
> BULLY STICKS product because it may be contaminated with Salmonella.
> Salmonella can sicken animals that eat these products and HUMANS ARE
> AT RISK FOR SALMONELL POISONING FROM HANDLING CONTAMINATED PET
> PRODUCTS...
>
> http://www.fda.gov/Safety/Recalls/uc...ce=govdelivery
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bully_stick
>
> -sw

Wouldn't you know it, I can't find my receipt!