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  1. #1
    Aussie Guest

    Default OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    http://www.jetman.com/accueil/


    All I want for Christmas............



    --
    Peter Lucas
    Hobart
    Tasmania

    If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming..If you
    want to experience the element, get out of the vehicle !

  2. #2
    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    In article <[email protected]>,
    Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:

    > http://www.jetman.com/accueil/
    >
    >
    > All I want for Christmas............
    >
    >
    >
    > --
    > Peter Lucas


    Fascinating... but I still think a Wingsuit is more "real". <g>

    <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttz5oPpF1Js>
    --
    Peace! Om

    Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
    *Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or
    no influence on society. -- Mark Twain

  3. #3
    Aussie Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in newsmpomelet-DA7FFA.10111308112010
    @news.giganews.com:

    > In article <[email protected]>,
    > Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> http://www.jetman.com/accueil/
    >>
    >>
    >> All I want for Christmas............
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> --
    >> Peter Lucas

    >
    > Fascinating... but I still think a Wingsuit is more "real". <g>
    >
    > <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttz5oPpF1Js>




    Yep, whilst I know the 'jet-pac' is a little out of my reach, I know the
    wingsuit is achievable :-)

    --
    Peter Lucas
    Hobart
    Tasmania

    If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming..If you
    want to experience the element, get out of the vehicle !

  4. #4
    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    In article <[email protected]> ,
    Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in newsmpomelet-DA7FFA.10111308112010
    > @news.giganews.com:
    >
    > > In article <[email protected]>,
    > > Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >
    > >> http://www.jetman.com/accueil/
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> All I want for Christmas............
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> --
    > >> Peter Lucas

    > >
    > > Fascinating... but I still think a Wingsuit is more "real". <g>
    > >
    > > <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttz5oPpF1Js>

    >
    >
    >
    > Yep, whilst I know the 'jet-pac' is a little out of my reach, I know the
    > wingsuit is achievable :-)


    I'd love to see a video of you and the missus trying them!
    I'd never have the guts. You'd see a little yellow stream coming out of
    my backside! <g>
    --
    Peace! Om

    Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
    *Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or
    no influence on society. -- Mark Twain

  5. #5
    Aussie Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in newsmpomelet-75BE6B.14322408112010
    @news.giganews.com:

    > In article <[email protected]> ,
    > Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in newsmpomelet-

    DA7FFA.10111308112010
    >> @news.giganews.com:
    >>
    >> > In article <[email protected]>,
    >> > Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> http://www.jetman.com/accueil/
    >> >>
    >> >>
    >> >> All I want for Christmas............
    >> >>
    >> >>
    >> >>
    >> >> --
    >> >> Peter Lucas
    >> >
    >> > Fascinating... but I still think a Wingsuit is more "real". <g>
    >> >
    >> > <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttz5oPpF1Js>

    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> Yep, whilst I know the 'jet-pac' is a little out of my reach, I know

    the
    >> wingsuit is achievable :-)

    >
    > I'd love to see a video of you and the missus trying them!



    I'd love to make a duo wingsuit jump, but unfortunately she's got to the
    point where she wants to keep her feet on the ground.


    *But* she's given me the OK to get a few more jumps in before I retire
    from the sport.

    I figger a couple hundred should do it ;-)


    > I'd never have the guts. You'd see a little yellow stream coming out of
    > my backside! <g>



    Nahhh, 1st and 2nd timers are so tightly clenched *nothing* comes out!!
    Until of course they're under canopy, then it's usually spewers. Seems the
    other orifices stay firmly closed ;-)

    The funny thing is, I'm **** scared of heights, and I hate flying. Until I
    get a rig on, that is :-)
    I still don't like planes, which is probably why I can't wait to get out
    of the damn things.


    --
    Peter Lucas
    Hobart
    Tasmania

    If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming..If
    you want to experience the element, get out of the vehicle !

  6. #6
    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    In article <[email protected]> ,
    Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:

    > > I'd never have the guts. You'd see a little yellow stream coming out of
    > > my backside! <g>

    >
    >
    > Nahhh, 1st and 2nd timers are so tightly clenched *nothing* comes out!!
    > Until of course they're under canopy, then it's usually spewers. Seems the
    > other orifices stay firmly closed ;-)
    >
    > The funny thing is, I'm **** scared of heights, and I hate flying. Until I
    > get a rig on, that is :-)
    > I still don't like planes, which is probably why I can't wait to get out
    > of the damn things.
    >
    >
    > --
    > Peter Lucas


    <lol> Believe it or not, that all makes sense to me!

    But honestly, I can't hardly stand to jump off of even a high dive board
    into a pool. <sigh>

    I just hate the sensation of falling.
    --
    Peace! Om

    Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
    *Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or
    no influence on society. -- Mark Twain

  7. #7
    Aussie Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in
    news[email protected]:

    > In article <[email protected]> ,
    > Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> > I'd never have the guts. You'd see a little yellow stream coming out
    >> > of my backside! <g>

    >>
    >>
    >> Nahhh, 1st and 2nd timers are so tightly clenched *nothing* comes out!!
    >> Until of course they're under canopy, then it's usually spewers. Seems
    >> the other orifices stay firmly closed ;-)
    >>
    >> The funny thing is, I'm **** scared of heights, and I hate flying.
    >> Until I get a rig on, that is :-)
    >> I still don't like planes, which is probably why I can't wait to get
    >> out of the damn things.
    >>


    >
    > <lol> Believe it or not, that all makes sense to me!
    >
    > But honestly, I can't hardly stand to jump off of even a high dive board
    > into a pool. <sigh>



    I can't even go near a window inside a high rise (as a visitor)!! But I've
    walked along the edge of the Bank of America and Arco buildings (in LA)
    prior to jumping off them ;-)


    >
    > I just hate the sensation of falling.



    It's hard to believe, but you actually don't have *any* sensation of
    falling when you skydive.

    The only time you get any falling sensation is jumping from a balloon, a
    helicopter, or doing BASE. And then, it's not really noticable anyway.

    Jumping from a plane, you don't just exit and fall straight down, you are
    actually still travelling in the same direction, and at the same speed as
    the plane, till gravity slowly takes hold and you transition to straight
    down :-)
    Then it's just like being in a wind tunnel.

    IIRC, the formula was 10seconds for the first 1,000' and then 5secs for
    every other 1,000'.

    --
    Peter Lucas
    Hobart
    Tasmania

    If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming..If
    you want to experience the element, get out of the vehicle !

  8. #8
    atec77 Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    On 9/11/2010 6:32 AM, Omelet wrote:


    >>
    >>
    >> Yep, whilst I know the 'jet-pac' is a little out of my reach, I know the
    >> wingsuit is achievable :-)

    >
    > I'd love to see a video of you and the missus trying them!


    I had to read that twice

    > I'd never have the guts. You'd see a little yellow stream coming out of
    > my backside!<g>


    ewwww


    --
    X-No-Archive: Yes


  9. #9
    Aussie Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    atec77 <[email protected]> wrote in news:iba68p$3gt$1@news.eternal-
    september.org:

    > On 9/11/2010 6:32 AM, Omelet wrote:
    >
    >
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Yep, whilst I know the 'jet-pac' is a little out of my reach, I know

    the
    >>> wingsuit is achievable :-)

    >>
    >> I'd love to see a video of you and the missus trying them!

    >
    > I had to read that twice




    Minds out of the gutter, than you gentlemen!!


    >
    >> I'd never have the guts. You'd see a little yellow stream coming out

    of
    >> my backside!<g>

    >
    > ewwww
    >
    >



    And seeing as everyone, except large giant bears, wear jumpsuits..... if
    anything comes out the 'bottom' you know what it is, because everything
    else gets kept in ;-P

    --
    Peter Lucas
    Hobart
    Tasmania

    If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming..If
    you want to experience the element, get out of the vehicle !

  10. #10
    Aussie Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    Aussie <[email protected]> wrote in
    news:[email protected] 5:

    > atec77 <[email protected]> wrote in news:iba68p$3gt$1@news.eternal-
    > september.org:
    >
    >> On 9/11/2010 6:32 AM, Omelet wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Yep, whilst I know the 'jet-pac' is a little out of my reach, I know

    > the
    >>>> wingsuit is achievable :-)
    >>>
    >>> I'd love to see a video of you and the missus trying them!

    >>
    >> I had to read that twice

    >
    >
    >
    > Minds out of the gutter, than you gentlemen!!



    Bugger!! "Thank you gentlemen"

    My fingers type faster than my eyes see ;-)



    --
    Peter Lucas
    Hobart
    Tasmania

    If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming..If
    you want to experience the element, get out of the vehicle !

  11. #11
    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    In article <[email protected]> ,
    Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:

    > atec77 <[email protected]> wrote in news:iba68p$3gt$1@news.eternal-
    > september.org:
    >
    > > On 9/11/2010 6:32 AM, Omelet wrote:
    > >
    > >
    > >>>
    > >>>
    > >>> Yep, whilst I know the 'jet-pac' is a little out of my reach, I know

    > the
    > >>> wingsuit is achievable :-)
    > >>
    > >> I'd love to see a video of you and the missus trying them!

    > >
    > > I had to read that twice

    >
    >
    >
    > Minds out of the gutter, than you gentlemen!!
    >
    >
    > >
    > >> I'd never have the guts. You'd see a little yellow stream coming out

    > of
    > >> my backside!<g>

    > >
    > > ewwww
    > >
    > >

    >
    >
    > And seeing as everyone, except large giant bears, wear jumpsuits..... if
    > anything comes out the 'bottom' you know what it is, because everything
    > else gets kept in ;-P


    Indeed! <lol>

    I understand what you mean about the concept of "pucker factor".
    But sheer terror tends to make one lose control of "waste control".
    --
    Peace! Om

    Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
    *Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or
    no influence on society. -- Mark Twain

  12. #12
    Aussie Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in newsmpomelet-55AA89.15102009112010
    @news.giganews.com:

    > In article <[email protected]> ,
    > Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:
    >


    >> And seeing as everyone, except large giant bears, wear jumpsuits.....

    if
    >> anything comes out the 'bottom' you know what it is, because everything
    >> else gets kept in ;-P

    >
    > Indeed! <lol>
    >
    > I understand what you mean about the concept of "pucker factor".
    > But sheer terror tends to make one lose control of "waste control".



    I've often heard of the saying "I was so scared I **** myself" but I've
    never actually seen anyone (not that I want to!!) do it. I've heard about
    people who've shat themselves *after* they've had the scare and have
    relaxed a bit, but never during.


    But I've heard about, and seen, plenty of 'sharts' ;-)


    (That's where you **** yourself trying to fart :-)


    Ewwwwwww, this is a disgusting subject!! I can stand blood and gore, but I
    can't stand crap!! And you'll know when someone has shat themselves in my
    AO, because you'll see me dry-heaving all over the place!!

    --
    Peter Lucas
    Hobart
    Tasmania

    If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming..If
    you want to experience the element, get out of the vehicle !

  13. #13
    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    In article <[email protected]> ,
    Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in newsmpomelet-55AA89.15102009112010
    > @news.giganews.com:
    >
    > > In article <[email protected]> ,
    > > Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >

    >
    > >> And seeing as everyone, except large giant bears, wear jumpsuits.....

    > if
    > >> anything comes out the 'bottom' you know what it is, because everything
    > >> else gets kept in ;-P

    > >
    > > Indeed! <lol>
    > >
    > > I understand what you mean about the concept of "pucker factor".
    > > But sheer terror tends to make one lose control of "waste control".

    >
    >
    > I've often heard of the saying "I was so scared I **** myself" but I've
    > never actually seen anyone (not that I want to!!) do it. I've heard about
    > people who've shat themselves *after* they've had the scare and have
    > relaxed a bit, but never during.
    >
    >
    > But I've heard about, and seen, plenty of 'sharts' ;-)
    >
    >
    > (That's where you **** yourself trying to fart :-)
    >
    >
    > Ewwwwwww, this is a disgusting subject!! I can stand blood and gore, but I
    > can't stand crap!! And you'll know when someone has shat themselves in my
    > AO, because you'll see me dry-heaving all over the place!!


    <giggles> Part of what I do for a living involves running tests on that
    stuff. But fortunately, there are gloves and biohazard hoods!

    And somebody has to do it. <sigh> I've had outpatients thank me for
    dealing with it a couple of times over the years. Nurses tend to be a
    bit gleeful over sending that stuff down to us thru the pneumatic tube
    system. ;-)

    I'll drop the subject now and will resist the temptation to once again
    post the link to that damned disgusting website where sick morons post
    pix of said items.... <lol>

    But it's actually on topic as that is where all food ends up.

    And after 23 years as a lab tech, I'm somewhat used to it.
    --
    Peace! Om

    Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
    *Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or
    no influence on society. -- Mark Twain

  14. #14
    Aussie Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in
    news[email protected]:

    > In article <[email protected]> ,
    > Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:


    >
    > And after 23 years as a lab tech, I'm somewhat used to it.




    I don't think I will *ever* get used to it..... apart from my own.

    Back when I had to change babies nappies (diapers), the older kids would piss
    themselves laughing at me because I had a towel wrapped around my nose/mouth,
    divers goggles on, an apron, and almost elbow length heavy duty rubber
    gloves......... and I would still be on my hands and knees dry-heaving my
    guts up!!

    But yes, I've heard of the 'rate my poo' site, a friend showed it to me a
    couple years back...... I have never gone back to see it again.


    --
    Peter Lucas
    Hobart
    Tasmania

    If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming..If you
    want to experience the element, get out of the vehicle !

  15. #15
    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    In article <[email protected]> ,
    Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in
    > news[email protected]:
    >
    > > In article <[email protected]> ,
    > > Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:

    >
    > >
    > > And after 23 years as a lab tech, I'm somewhat used to it.

    >
    >
    >
    > I don't think I will *ever* get used to it..... apart from my own.


    Hey, it's a living.
    There is a running joke:

    You know you are a lab tech when a stool smells like a paycheck".

    Fortunately, modern biohazard hoods make that part of the chore not
    necessary! A fact I'm rather grateful for!

    >
    > Back when I had to change babies nappies (diapers), the older kids would piss
    > themselves laughing at me because I had a towel wrapped around my nose/mouth,
    > divers goggles on, an apron, and almost elbow length heavy duty rubber
    > gloves......... and I would still be on my hands and knees dry-heaving my
    > guts up!!


    You may enjoy this Youtube, and no, it's not gross, promise!
    Just a vid of dads attempting to change babies, and having the same
    reaction. ;-) It's funny as hell.

    <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTij4txO8Uk>
    >
    > But yes, I've heard of the 'rate my poo' site, a friend showed it to me a
    > couple years back...... I have never gone back to see it again.


    I wonder if that was me? <evil grin>
    --
    Peace! Om

    Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
    *Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or
    no influence on society. -- Mark Twain

  16. #16
    Cheryl Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    On Wed 10 Nov 2010 05:35:31p, Omelet wrote in rec.food.cooking
    <news[email protected]>:

    > <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTij4txO8Uk>


    OMG I haven't laughed that hard in a while! I totally lost it when
    the dad put powder on the baby's behind and she/he pooted a puff of
    powder into the air. The rest was just too too funny.

  17. #17
    Aussie Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in
    news[email protected]:

    > In article <[email protected]> ,
    > Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:


    > Hey, it's a living.
    > There is a running joke:
    >
    > You know you are a lab tech when a stool smells like a paycheck".



    Lab techs sniff their seats??? ;-P

    So do certain politicians!!

    http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/n...niffer-out-of-
    favour/story-e6freooo-1111116230512


    http://tinyurl.com/25wejcp


    (Stool = seat ;-)


    I used to have a t-shirt that said "I'm always in the ****, it's only the
    depth that varies"



    > You may enjoy this Youtube, and no, it's not gross, promise!
    > Just a vid of dads attempting to change babies, and having the same
    > reaction. ;-) It's funny as hell.
    >
    > <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTij4txO8Uk>



    Yep, that's me...... I'm not ashamed to admit it!! :-)


    I was always doing to dry heave on the crappy nappy's, and the mother of
    the kids used to do the same whenever they spewed..... but spew has never
    bothered me!!


    >>
    >> But yes, I've heard of the 'rate my poo' site, a friend showed it to me
    >> a couple years back...... I have never gone back to see it again.

    >
    > I wonder if that was me? <evil grin>




    I've blocked it from my memory ....... it was a ****house site, anyway :-)



    --
    Peter Lucas
    Hobart
    Tasmania

    I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

  18. #18
    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    In article <[email protected]>,
    Cheryl <[email protected]> wrote:

    > On Wed 10 Nov 2010 05:35:31p, Omelet wrote in rec.food.cooking
    > <news[email protected]>:
    >
    > > <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTij4txO8Uk>

    >
    > OMG I haven't laughed that hard in a while! I totally lost it when
    > the dad put powder on the baby's behind and she/he pooted a puff of
    > powder into the air. The rest was just too too funny.


    <chuckles> I thought that one was hilarious too. ;-)

    Cheers!
    --
    Peace! Om

    Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
    *Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or
    no influence on society. -- Mark Twain

  19. #19
    Omelet Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    In article <[email protected]>,
    Aussie <[email protected]> wrote:

    > I used to have a t-shirt that said "I'm always in the ****, it's only the
    > depth that varies"


    Sounds like politics in general. <g>
    >
    >
    >
    > > You may enjoy this Youtube, and no, it's not gross, promise!
    > > Just a vid of dads attempting to change babies, and having the same
    > > reaction. ;-) It's funny as hell.
    > >
    > > <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTij4txO8Uk>

    >
    >
    > Yep, that's me...... I'm not ashamed to admit it!! :-)


    <laughs> the human condition is always a good source of humor!
    And I don't mind people having issues and me I being part of it.

    It's amusing to me that women seem to have a greater tolerance for human
    reality than men do. Likely why my field is heavily female dominated.
    <lol!> It's about 90% female.

    >
    >
    > I was always doing to dry heave on the crappy nappy's, and the mother of
    > the kids used to do the same whenever they spewed..... but spew has never
    > bothered me!!


    Better not, considering what YOU do. ;-)
    >
    >
    > >>
    > >> But yes, I've heard of the 'rate my poo' site, a friend showed it to me
    > >> a couple years back...... I have never gone back to see it again.

    > >
    > > I wonder if that was me? <evil grin>

    >
    >
    >
    > I've blocked it from my memory ....... it was a ****house site, anyway :-)
    >

    Not a bad idea. <g> I've posted the link a few times, but have only
    ever visited it ONCE. It's a bit much, even for me.

    And I have a warped sense of humor. ;-D


    > --
    > Peter Lucas
    > Hobart

    --
    Peace! Om

    Web Albums: <http://picasaweb.google.com/OMPOmelet>
    *Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or
    no influence on society. -- Mark Twain

  20. #20
    atec77 Guest

    Default Re: OT: (Sighhhhhhhhh)

    On 11/11/2010 9:08 AM, Aussie wrote:
    > Omelet<[email protected]> wrote in
    > news[email protected]:
    >
    >> In article<[email protected] 4.55>,
    >> Aussie<[email protected]> wrote:

    >
    >> Hey, it's a living.
    >> There is a running joke:
    >>
    >> You know you are a lab tech when a stool smells like a paycheck".

    >
    >
    > Lab techs sniff their seats??? ;-P
    >
    > So do certain politicians!!
    >
    > http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/n...niffer-out-of-
    > favour/story-e6freooo-1111116230512
    >
    >
    > http://tinyurl.com/25wejcp
    >
    >
    > (Stool = seat ;-)
    >
    >
    > I used to have a t-shirt that said "I'm always in the ****, it's only the
    > depth that varies"
    >
    >
    >
    >> You may enjoy this Youtube, and no, it's not gross, promise!
    >> Just a vid of dads attempting to change babies, and having the same
    >> reaction. ;-) It's funny as hell.
    >>
    >> <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTij4txO8Uk>

    >
    >
    > Yep, that's me...... I'm not ashamed to admit it!! :-)
    >
    >
    > I was always doing to dry heave on the crappy nappy's, and the mother of
    > the kids used to do the same whenever they spewed..... but spew has never
    > bothered me!!
    >
    >
    >>>
    >>> But yes, I've heard of the 'rate my poo' site, a friend showed it to me
    >>> a couple years back...... I have never gone back to see it again.

    >>
    >> I wonder if that was me?<evil grin>

    >
    >
    >
    > I've blocked it from my memory ....... it was a ****house site, anyway :-)
    >
    >
    >

    My fav says
    am not an atm !!!

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