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Thread: OT Satire: Since "Cash For Clunkers" worked so well...

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    Bob Terwilliger Guest

    Default OT Satire: Since "Cash For Clunkers" worked so well...

    Ran across this, and thought it too funny not to share:

    Democrats, realizing the big success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers"
    rebate program, have revamped a major portion of the Obama Nationalization -
    Health Care Plan.

    President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reid are expected to make this
    major announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I have
    obtained an advanced copy of the proposal which is named...

    "CASH FOR CODGERS" and it works like this...

    Couples wishing to access health care funds in order to pay for the delivery
    of a child will be required to turn in one old person on the day of
    delivery. The amount the government grants them will be fixed according to a
    sliding scale. Older and more prescription-dependent codgers will garner the
    highest amounts.

    Special "Bonuses" will be paid for those submitting codgers in targeted
    groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds over their
    government prescribed weight, - and any member of the Republican Party.

    Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried
    foods, potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, cheese, or
    Girl Scout Cookies.

    All codgers will be rendered totally useless via a toxic injection, -
    similar to that given to the engines of the 'clunker' trade ins. This will
    insure that they like the vehicle 'clunkers' are not secretly resold (traded
    in) or their body parts harvested to keep other codgers in repair and among

    Judging by this assessment I should be gone soon. I'll miss you guys...


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    Sqwertz Guest

    Default Re: OT Satire: Since "Cash For Clunkers" worked so well...

    On Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:37:10 -0700, Bob Terwilliger wrote:

    > Ran across this, and thought it too funny not to share:

    You have too much time on your hands.

    RFC is becoming more of a dumping ground day after day. It's making
    some of us too sick to eat.


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