OT Satire: Since "Cash For Clunkers" worked so well...
Ran across this, and thought it too funny not to share:
Democrats, realizing the big success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers"
rebate program, have revamped a major portion of the Obama Nationalization -
Health Care Plan.
President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reid are expected to make this
major announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I have
obtained an advanced copy of the proposal which is named...
"CASH FOR CODGERS" and it works like this...
Couples wishing to access health care funds in order to pay for the delivery
of a child will be required to turn in one old person on the day of
delivery. The amount the government grants them will be fixed according to a
sliding scale. Older and more prescription-dependent codgers will garner the
Special "Bonuses" will be paid for those submitting codgers in targeted
groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds over their
government prescribed weight, - and any member of the Republican Party.
Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried
foods, potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, cheese, or
Girl Scout Cookies.
All codgers will be rendered totally useless via a toxic injection, -
similar to that given to the engines of the 'clunker' trade ins. This will
insure that they like the vehicle 'clunkers' are not secretly resold (traded
in) or their body parts harvested to keep other codgers in repair and among
Judging by this assessment I should be gone soon. I'll miss you guys...
Re: OT Satire: Since "Cash For Clunkers" worked so well...
On Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:37:10 -0700, Bob Terwilliger wrote:
> Ran across this, and thought it too funny not to share:
You have too much time on your hands.
RFC is becoming more of a dumping ground day after day. It's making
some of us too sick to eat.