Thread: OT quote of the day

Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****.'


Dimitri

On 2010-10-29, Dimitri <[email protected]> wrote:

> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
> she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
> you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
> she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

Give her an inch.....

nb

On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:39:04 GMT, notbob <[email protected]> wrote:

>On 2010-10-29, Dimitri <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
>> she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
>> you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
>> she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
>
>Give her an inch.....
>
>nb

And tell her it's six.

koko
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On 29/10/2010 10:12 AM, Dimitri wrote:
> Quote of the day:
>
> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her
> sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you
> a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give
> her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what
> is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton
> of ****.'
>
>
> Dimitri
what unitigated pap

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On 29/10/2010 12:16 PM, koko wrote:
> On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:39:04 GMT, notbob<[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On 2010-10-29, Dimitri<[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
>>> she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
>>> you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
>>> she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
>>
>> Give her an inch.....
>>
>> nb
>
> And tell her it's six.
coming up a bit short there on accreditation girlie
>
> koko
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>
> Food is our common ground, a universal experience
> James Beard
>
> www.kokoscornerblog.com
> updated 10/14/10
> Watkins natural spices
> www.apinchofspices.com
>


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On Thu, 28 Oct 2010 17:12:20 -0700, Dimitri wrote:

> Quote of the day:
>
> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
> she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
> you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
> she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
> So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****.'

Confucius?

-sw

On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:39:04 GMT, notbob wrote:

> On 2010-10-29, Dimitri <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
>> she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
>> you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
>> she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
>
> Give her an inch.....

You wouldn't be married in the first place if all you could muster
was an inch.

-sw

"koko" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:39:04 GMT, notbob <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>On 2010-10-29, Dimitri <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her
>>> sperm,
>>> she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
>>> If
>>> you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a
>>> smile,
>>> she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to
>>> her.
>>
>>Give her an inch.....
>>
>>nb
>
> And tell her it's six.


roflmao

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On Oct 28, 11:41*pm, Sqwertz <sqwe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> On Thu, 28 Oct 2010 17:12:20 -0700, Dimitri wrote:
> > Quote of the day:
>
> > 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
> > she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.. If
> > you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
> > she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given toher.
> > So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****.'
>
> Confucius?

Confucius say, "Number one son eat flied lice from takee outee."

>
> -sw

--Bryan

koko <[email protected]> wrote in
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> On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:39:04 GMT, notbob <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>On 2010-10-29, Dimitri <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her
>>> sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give
>>> you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you
>>> give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and
>>> enlarges what is given to her.
>>
>>Give her an inch.....
>>
>>nb
>
> And tell her it's six.
>



ROFLMAO!!!!! :-)



I won't ask if that's the voice of experience talking ;-P



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you want to experience the element, get out of the vehicle !

On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 04:56:24 -0700 (PDT), Bryan wrote:

> Confucius say, "Number one son eat flied lice from takee outee."

It's "Number won son..."

-sw

On 10/28/2010 20:16, koko wrote:
> On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:39:04 GMT, notbob<[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On 2010-10-29, Dimitri<[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
>>> she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
>>> you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
>>> she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
>>
>> Give her an inch.....
>>
>> nb
>
> And tell her it's six.

Q: How do women lose their depth perception?
A: From being told that three inches is really eight.

"Pennyaline" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On 10/28/2010 20:16, koko wrote:
>> On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:39:04 GMT, notbob<[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> On 2010-10-29, Dimitri<[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her
>>>> sperm,
>>>> she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a
>>>> home. If
>>>> you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a
>>>> smile,
>>>> she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to
>>>> her.
>>>
>>> Give her an inch.....
>>>
>>> nb
>>
>> And tell her it's six.
>
> Q: How do women lose their depth perception?
> A: From being told that three inches is really eight.

<g>

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