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  1. #1
    Grill Sergeant Guest

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    Captain Peter Swallows <[email protected]> was aroused
    by: news:[email protected] 5...
    > koko <[email protected]> wrote in
    > news:[email protected]:
    >
    >> On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:39:04 GMT, notbob <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>>On 2010-10-29, Dimitri <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her
    >>>> sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give
    >>>> you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you
    >>>> give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and
    >>>> enlarges what is given to her.
    >>>
    >>>Give her an inch.....
    >>>
    >>>nb

    >>
    >> And tell her it's six.
    >>

    >
    >
    >
    > ROFLMAO!!!!! :-)
    >
    >
    >
    > I won't ask if that's the voice of experience talking ;-P



    I bet your tonsils have taken a pounding or two! HAW HAW HAW!!!!





  2. #2
    Dimitri Guest

    Default OT quote of the day

    Quote of the day:

    'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
    she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
    you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
    she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
    So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****.'


    Dimitri


  3. #3
    notbob Guest

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    On 2010-10-29, Dimitri <[email protected]> wrote:

    > 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
    > she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
    > you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
    > she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.


    Give her an inch.....

    nb

  4. #4
    koko Guest

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    On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:39:04 GMT, notbob <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On 2010-10-29, Dimitri <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
    >> she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
    >> you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
    >> she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

    >
    >Give her an inch.....
    >
    >nb


    And tell her it's six.

    koko
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  5. #5
    atec77 Guest

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    On 29/10/2010 10:12 AM, Dimitri wrote:
    > Quote of the day:
    >
    > 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her
    > sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you
    > a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give
    > her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what
    > is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton
    > of ****.'
    >
    >
    > Dimitri

    what unitigated pap

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  6. #6
    atec77 Guest

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    On 29/10/2010 12:16 PM, koko wrote:
    > On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:39:04 GMT, notbob<[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> On 2010-10-29, Dimitri<[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
    >>> she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
    >>> you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
    >>> she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

    >>
    >> Give her an inch.....
    >>
    >> nb

    >
    > And tell her it's six.

    coming up a bit short there on accreditation girlie
    >
    > koko
    > --
    >
    > Food is our common ground, a universal experience
    > James Beard
    >
    > www.kokoscornerblog.com
    > updated 10/14/10
    > Watkins natural spices
    > www.apinchofspices.com
    >



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  7. #7
    Sqwertz Guest

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    On Thu, 28 Oct 2010 17:12:20 -0700, Dimitri wrote:

    > Quote of the day:
    >
    > 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
    > she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
    > you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
    > she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
    > So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****.'


    Confucius?

    -sw

  8. #8
    Sqwertz Guest

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    On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:39:04 GMT, notbob wrote:

    > On 2010-10-29, Dimitri <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
    >> she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
    >> you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
    >> she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

    >
    > Give her an inch.....


    You wouldn't be married in the first place if all you could muster
    was an inch.

    -sw

  9. #9
    Ophelia Guest

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    "koko" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:39:04 GMT, notbob <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >>On 2010-10-29, Dimitri <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her
    >>> sperm,
    >>> she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
    >>> If
    >>> you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a
    >>> smile,
    >>> she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to
    >>> her.

    >>
    >>Give her an inch.....
    >>
    >>nb

    >
    > And tell her it's six.



    roflmao

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  10. #10
    Bryan Guest

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    On Oct 28, 11:41*pm, Sqwertz <sqwe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
    > On Thu, 28 Oct 2010 17:12:20 -0700, Dimitri wrote:
    > > Quote of the day:

    >
    > > 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
    > > she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.. If
    > > you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
    > > she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given toher.
    > > So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****.'

    >
    > Confucius?


    Confucius say, "Number one son eat flied lice from takee outee."

    >
    > -sw


    --Bryan

  11. #11
    Aussie Guest

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    koko <[email protected]> wrote in
    news:[email protected]:

    > On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:39:04 GMT, notbob <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >>On 2010-10-29, Dimitri <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her
    >>> sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give
    >>> you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you
    >>> give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and
    >>> enlarges what is given to her.

    >>
    >>Give her an inch.....
    >>
    >>nb

    >
    > And tell her it's six.
    >




    ROFLMAO!!!!! :-)



    I won't ask if that's the voice of experience talking ;-P



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    Hobart
    Tasmania

    If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming..If
    you want to experience the element, get out of the vehicle !

  12. #12
    Sqwertz Guest

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    On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 04:56:24 -0700 (PDT), Bryan wrote:

    > Confucius say, "Number one son eat flied lice from takee outee."


    It's "Number won son..."

    -sw

  13. #13
    Pennyaline Guest

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    On 10/28/2010 20:16, koko wrote:
    > On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:39:04 GMT, notbob<[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> On 2010-10-29, Dimitri<[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
    >>> she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
    >>> you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
    >>> she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

    >>
    >> Give her an inch.....
    >>
    >> nb

    >
    > And tell her it's six.


    Q: How do women lose their depth perception?
    A: From being told that three inches is really eight.

  14. #14
    Ophelia Guest

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    "Pennyaline" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:4ccba7d1$0$89384$[email protected]..
    > On 10/28/2010 20:16, koko wrote:
    >> On Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:39:04 GMT, notbob<[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On 2010-10-29, Dimitri<[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her
    >>>> sperm,
    >>>> she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a
    >>>> home. If
    >>>> you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a
    >>>> smile,
    >>>> she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to
    >>>> her.
    >>>
    >>> Give her an inch.....
    >>>
    >>> nb

    >>
    >> And tell her it's six.

    >
    > Q: How do women lose their depth perception?
    > A: From being told that three inches is really eight.


    <g>

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