> Beware of mail thieves. I was working on my computer this morning and
> heard some noise out on the porch. I thought it was another one of
> those companies passing out election materials. I saw a man in my
> driveway who said he was looking for a lost dog. I also saw a box and
> some papers in the scrubs next to my porch. I asked him why he was
> leaving his garbage on my porch. He said the box was there already
> and left. I noticed the box was addressed to my neighbor and was
> shipped by UPS.
> Well, none of this seemed right so I called 911. The police picked
> him up half a block away. He had black gloves and a bunch of other
> people's mail stuffed down his pants.
Wow, were you home by yourself? It took nerve to face the guy.
Good job getting him nailed by the cops.