OT: Italian ships. I'm suprised it took this long for some of the jokes to get to my
Inbox!!
(Apologies to Pandora :-)
# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the
rocks
# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the
captain
# When the captain of the ill-fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew
where he was going, he replied "off course."
# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's
more than can be said for his ship
# I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready
to go down.
# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in
Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.
# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken
cruise liner CostaConcordia? Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.
--
Peter
Tasmania
Australia
Re: OT: Italian ships. On Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:24:14 GMT, I'm back on the laptop wrote:
> I'm suprised it took this long for some of the jokes to get to my
> Inbox!!
Peter Lucas, the King of Tasteless Australians, strikes again.
It's a pity you don't realize how much of an asshole you are. This
seems to be a common trait shared by most Australian men that I have
met or have seen on the Internet.
Re: OT: Italian ships. On Sat, 4 Feb 2012 17:48:10 -0600, Barbie Achtung
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:24:14 GMT, I'm back on the laptop wrote:
>
>> I'm suprised it took this long for some of the jokes to get to my
>> Inbox!!
>
>Peter Lucas, the King of Tasteless Australians, strikes again.
>
>It's a pity you don't realize how much of an asshole you are. This
>seems to be a common trait shared by most Australian men that I have
>met or have seen on the Internet.
Peter, this reminds me that I forgot to thank you for the jokes.
Re: OT: Italian ships. Ed Pawlowski <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
>
>>On Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:24:14 GMT, I'm back on the laptop wrote:
>>
>>> I'm suprised it took this long for some of the jokes to get to my
>>> Inbox!!
>>
>
> Peter, this reminds me that I forgot to thank you for the jokes.
>
Thanks Ed :-)
--
Peter
Tasmania
Australia
Re: OT: Italian ships. Tasteless or not, jokes always follow acts of stupidity-so the jokes are
not about the tragedy.
I chuckled over the joke "Chicken of the Sea" (and enjoyed "on the
rocks") and wouldn't be surprised if the survivors weren't cracking
gallo humor jokes, themselves.
Re: OT: Italian ships. [email protected] (z z) wrote in news:29220-4F2E98A4-66@storefull-
3251.bay.webtv.net:
> Tasteless or not, jokes always follow acts of stupidity-so the jokes are
> not about the tragedy.
>
> I chuckled over the joke "Chicken of the Sea" (and enjoyed "on the
> rocks") and wouldn't be surprised if the survivors weren't cracking
> gallo humor jokes, themselves.
>
>
It's only the 'princesses' that scream and cry about the jokes.
Poor little dears that they are.
--
Peter
Tasmania
Australia
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