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Thread: OT: Italian ships.

  1. #1
    I'm back on the laptop Guest

    Default OT: Italian ships.

    I'm suprised it took this long for some of the jokes to get to my
    Inbox!!

    (Apologies to Pandora :-)



    # How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the
    rocks



    # What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the
    captain



    # When the captain of the ill-fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew
    where he was going, he replied "off course."



    # So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's
    more than can be said for his ship



    # I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready
    to go down.



    # The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in
    Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.



    # What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken
    cruise liner CostaConcordia? Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.



    --
    Peter
    Tasmania
    Australia

  2. #2
    Barbie Achtung Guest

    Default Re: OT: Italian ships.

    On Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:24:14 GMT, I'm back on the laptop wrote:

    > I'm suprised it took this long for some of the jokes to get to my
    > Inbox!!


    Peter Lucas, the King of Tasteless Australians, strikes again.

    It's a pity you don't realize how much of an asshole you are. This
    seems to be a common trait shared by most Australian men that I have
    met or have seen on the Internet.

  3. #3
    Ed Pawlowski Guest

    Default Re: OT: Italian ships.

    On Sat, 4 Feb 2012 17:48:10 -0600, Barbie Achtung
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:24:14 GMT, I'm back on the laptop wrote:
    >
    >> I'm suprised it took this long for some of the jokes to get to my
    >> Inbox!!

    >
    >Peter Lucas, the King of Tasteless Australians, strikes again.
    >
    >It's a pity you don't realize how much of an asshole you are. This
    >seems to be a common trait shared by most Australian men that I have
    >met or have seen on the Internet.


    Peter, this reminds me that I forgot to thank you for the jokes.

  4. #4
    I'm back on the laptop Guest

    Default Re: OT: Italian ships.

    Ed Pawlowski <[email protected]> wrote in
    news:[email protected]:


    >
    >>On Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:24:14 GMT, I'm back on the laptop wrote:
    >>
    >>> I'm suprised it took this long for some of the jokes to get to my
    >>> Inbox!!

    >>


    >
    > Peter, this reminds me that I forgot to thank you for the jokes.
    >




    Thanks Ed :-)

    --
    Peter
    Tasmania
    Australia

  5. #5
    z z Guest

    Default Re: OT: Italian ships.

    Tasteless or not, jokes always follow acts of stupidity-so the jokes are
    not about the tragedy.

    I chuckled over the joke "Chicken of the Sea" (and enjoyed "on the
    rocks") and wouldn't be surprised if the survivors weren't cracking
    gallo humor jokes, themselves.


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    I'm back on the laptop Guest

    Default Re: OT: Italian ships.

    [email protected] (z z) wrote in news:29220-4F2E98A4-66@storefull-
    3251.bay.webtv.net:

    > Tasteless or not, jokes always follow acts of stupidity-so the jokes are
    > not about the tragedy.
    >
    > I chuckled over the joke "Chicken of the Sea" (and enjoyed "on the
    > rocks") and wouldn't be surprised if the survivors weren't cracking
    > gallo humor jokes, themselves.
    >
    >



    It's only the 'princesses' that scream and cry about the jokes.

    Poor little dears that they are.

    --
    Peter
    Tasmania
    Australia

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