Thread: OT: How to lose weight fast!!!

On Aug 27, 1:28*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> OT: How to lose weight fast!!!
>
> Got most all my hair cut off today. How refreshing! Probably lost one pound
> in 10 minutes.
>
> Try THAT on a treadmill.
>
> I don't understand how women can go on with beautiful long hair year after
> year. Mine got down to my shoulders and I couldn't stand it.
>
> Stopped off afterwards at the Wawa for a shorti roast beef, lettuce, tomato
> hoagie, with Fritos reward.
>
> <hic>
>

Want to lose more weight? Try an enema.

On Aug 27, 10:28*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> OT: How to lose weight fast!!!
>
> Got most all my hair cut off today. How refreshing! Probably lost one pound
> in 10 minutes.
>
> Try THAT on a treadmill.
>
> I don't understand how women can go on with beautiful long hair year after
> year. Mine got down to my shoulders and I couldn't stand it.
>
> Stopped off afterwards at the Wawa for a shorti roast beef, lettuce, tomato
> hoagie, with Fritos reward.
>
> <hic>
>
> Andy
> --
> Next to no hair BUM!!!

I used to have long hair back in the day. Now it's fairly short and
usually just a bit disorganized. My girlfriend has long blond hair and
I love it. I can't imagine her with short hair. Now, I gotta go git
some lunch!!

maxine said...

> On Aug 27, 1:28*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
>> OT: How to lose weight fast!!!
>>
>> Got most all my hair cut off today. How refreshing! Probably lost one
pou
> nd
>> in 10 minutes.
>>
>> Try THAT on a treadmill.
>>
>> I don't understand how women can go on with beautiful long hair year
afte
> r
>> year. Mine got down to my shoulders and I couldn't stand it.
>>
>> Stopped off afterwards at the Wawa for a shorti roast beef, lettuce,
toma
> to
>> hoagie, with Fritos reward.
>>
>> <hic>
>>
>
> Want to lose more weight? Try an enema.


Never have/never will.

Andy

Chemo the Clown said...

> I used to have long hair back in the day. Now it's fairly short and
> usually just a bit disorganized. My girlfriend has long blond hair and
> I love it. I can't imagine her with short hair. Now, I gotta go git
> some lunch!!


And get a haircuit while you're at it!

LOL!

Andy

maxine said...


> Want to lose more weight? Try an enema.


Is that your nicest way to suggest I'm full of ****???

Andy

On Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:26:58 -0700 (PDT), maxine <[email protected]> wrote:

-->On Aug 27, 1:28*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
-->> OT: How to lose weight fast!!!
-->>
-->> Got most all my hair cut off today. How refreshing! Probably lost one
pound
-->> in 10 minutes.
-->>
-->> Try THAT on a treadmill.
-->>
-->> I don't understand how women can go on with beautiful long hair year after
-->> year. Mine got down to my shoulders and I couldn't stand it.
-->>
-->> Stopped off afterwards at the Wawa for a shorti roast beef, lettuce,
tomato
-->> hoagie, with Fritos reward.
-->>
-->> <hic>
-->>
-->
-->Want to lose more weight? Try an enema.

a warm soapy one, take pictures......Eeewwwwwwww

On Aug 27, 10:28*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> OT: How to lose weight fast!!!
>
> Got most all my hair cut off today. How refreshing! Probably lost one pound
> in 10 minutes.
>
> Try THAT on a treadmill.
>
> I don't understand how women can go on with beautiful long hair year after
> year. Mine got down to my shoulders and I couldn't stand it.
>
> Stopped off afterwards at the Wawa for a shorti roast beef, lettuce, tomato
> hoagie, with Fritos reward.

Then, you didn't lose weight after the haircut; you gained weight
immediately since hair weighs lighter than whatever was that you ate.

>
> <hic>
>
> Andy
> --
> Next to no hair BUM!!!

Manda Ruby said...

> On Aug 27, 10:28*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
>> OT: How to lose weight fast!!!
>>
>> Got most all my hair cut off today. How refreshing! Probably lost one
pou
> nd
>> in 10 minutes.
>>
>> Try THAT on a treadmill.
>>
>> I don't understand how women can go on with beautiful long hair year
afte
> r
>> year. Mine got down to my shoulders and I couldn't stand it.
>>
>> Stopped off afterwards at the Wawa for a shorti roast beef, lettuce,
toma
> to
>> hoagie, with Fritos reward.
>
> Then, you didn't lose weight after the haircut; you gained weight
> immediately since hair weighs lighter than whatever was that you ate.


True, no doubt!

Andy
6'3"/195 lbs. and more aerodynamic than ever! :-)

On Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:26:58 -0700 (PDT), maxine wrote:

> On Aug 27, 1:28*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
>> OT: How to lose weight fast!!!
>>
>> Got most all my hair cut off today. How refreshing! Probably lost one pound
>> in 10 minutes.
>>
>> Try THAT on a treadmill.
>>
>> I don't understand how women can go on with beautiful long hair year after
>> year. Mine got down to my shoulders and I couldn't stand it.
>>
>> Stopped off afterwards at the Wawa for a shorti roast beef, lettuce, tomato
>> hoagie, with Fritos reward.
>>
>> <hic>
>>
>
> Want to lose more weight? Try an enema.

losing weight is one thing, but wasting away to *nothing* is another.

your pal,
blake

Wow....one pound of hair...

Unfortunately it doesn't apply to everyone :P

Bruce
http://www.reducefatfast.org/