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Thread: OT: How to lose weight fast!!!

  1. #1
    Andy Guest

    Default OT: How to lose weight fast!!!

    OT: How to lose weight fast!!!

    Got most all my hair cut off today. How refreshing! Probably lost one pound
    in 10 minutes.

    Try THAT on a treadmill.

    I don't understand how women can go on with beautiful long hair year after
    year. Mine got down to my shoulders and I couldn't stand it.

    Stopped off afterwards at the Wawa for a shorti roast beef, lettuce, tomato
    hoagie, with Fritos reward.

    <hic>

    Andy
    --
    Next to no hair BUM!!!

  2. #2
    maxine Guest

    Default Re: OT: How to lose weight fast!!!

    On Aug 27, 1:28*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > OT: How to lose weight fast!!!
    >
    > Got most all my hair cut off today. How refreshing! Probably lost one pound
    > in 10 minutes.
    >
    > Try THAT on a treadmill.
    >
    > I don't understand how women can go on with beautiful long hair year after
    > year. Mine got down to my shoulders and I couldn't stand it.
    >
    > Stopped off afterwards at the Wawa for a shorti roast beef, lettuce, tomato
    > hoagie, with Fritos reward.
    >
    > <hic>
    >


    Want to lose more weight? Try an enema.

  3. #3
    Chemo the Clown Guest

    Default Re: OT: How to lose weight fast!!!

    On Aug 27, 10:28*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > OT: How to lose weight fast!!!
    >
    > Got most all my hair cut off today. How refreshing! Probably lost one pound
    > in 10 minutes.
    >
    > Try THAT on a treadmill.
    >
    > I don't understand how women can go on with beautiful long hair year after
    > year. Mine got down to my shoulders and I couldn't stand it.
    >
    > Stopped off afterwards at the Wawa for a shorti roast beef, lettuce, tomato
    > hoagie, with Fritos reward.
    >
    > <hic>
    >
    > Andy
    > --
    > Next to no hair BUM!!!


    I used to have long hair back in the day. Now it's fairly short and
    usually just a bit disorganized. My girlfriend has long blond hair and
    I love it. I can't imagine her with short hair. Now, I gotta go git
    some lunch!!

  4. #4
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: OT: How to lose weight fast!!!

    maxine said...

    > On Aug 27, 1:28*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    >> OT: How to lose weight fast!!!
    >>
    >> Got most all my hair cut off today. How refreshing! Probably lost one

    pou
    > nd
    >> in 10 minutes.
    >>
    >> Try THAT on a treadmill.
    >>
    >> I don't understand how women can go on with beautiful long hair year

    afte
    > r
    >> year. Mine got down to my shoulders and I couldn't stand it.
    >>
    >> Stopped off afterwards at the Wawa for a shorti roast beef, lettuce,

    toma
    > to
    >> hoagie, with Fritos reward.
    >>
    >> <hic>
    >>

    >
    > Want to lose more weight? Try an enema.



    Never have/never will.

    Andy

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    Andy Guest

    Default Re: OT: How to lose weight fast!!!

    Chemo the Clown said...

    > I used to have long hair back in the day. Now it's fairly short and
    > usually just a bit disorganized. My girlfriend has long blond hair and
    > I love it. I can't imagine her with short hair. Now, I gotta go git
    > some lunch!!



    And get a haircuit while you're at it!

    LOL!

    Andy

  6. #6
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: OT: How to lose weight fast!!!

    maxine said...


    > Want to lose more weight? Try an enema.



    Is that your nicest way to suggest I'm full of ****???

    Andy

  7. #7
    Stu Guest

    Default Re: OT: How to lose weight fast!!!

    On Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:26:58 -0700 (PDT), maxine <[email protected]> wrote:

    -->On Aug 27, 1:28*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    -->> OT: How to lose weight fast!!!
    -->>
    -->> Got most all my hair cut off today. How refreshing! Probably lost one
    pound
    -->> in 10 minutes.
    -->>
    -->> Try THAT on a treadmill.
    -->>
    -->> I don't understand how women can go on with beautiful long hair year after
    -->> year. Mine got down to my shoulders and I couldn't stand it.
    -->>
    -->> Stopped off afterwards at the Wawa for a shorti roast beef, lettuce,
    tomato
    -->> hoagie, with Fritos reward.
    -->>
    -->> <hic>
    -->>
    -->
    -->Want to lose more weight? Try an enema.

    a warm soapy one, take pictures......Eeewwwwwwww

  8. #8
    Manda Ruby Guest

    Default Re: OT: How to lose weight fast!!!

    On Aug 27, 10:28*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > OT: How to lose weight fast!!!
    >
    > Got most all my hair cut off today. How refreshing! Probably lost one pound
    > in 10 minutes.
    >
    > Try THAT on a treadmill.
    >
    > I don't understand how women can go on with beautiful long hair year after
    > year. Mine got down to my shoulders and I couldn't stand it.
    >
    > Stopped off afterwards at the Wawa for a shorti roast beef, lettuce, tomato
    > hoagie, with Fritos reward.


    Then, you didn't lose weight after the haircut; you gained weight
    immediately since hair weighs lighter than whatever was that you ate.

    >
    > <hic>
    >
    > Andy
    > --
    > Next to no hair BUM!!!



  9. #9
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: OT: How to lose weight fast!!!

    Manda Ruby said...

    > On Aug 27, 10:28*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    >> OT: How to lose weight fast!!!
    >>
    >> Got most all my hair cut off today. How refreshing! Probably lost one

    pou
    > nd
    >> in 10 minutes.
    >>
    >> Try THAT on a treadmill.
    >>
    >> I don't understand how women can go on with beautiful long hair year

    afte
    > r
    >> year. Mine got down to my shoulders and I couldn't stand it.
    >>
    >> Stopped off afterwards at the Wawa for a shorti roast beef, lettuce,

    toma
    > to
    >> hoagie, with Fritos reward.

    >
    > Then, you didn't lose weight after the haircut; you gained weight
    > immediately since hair weighs lighter than whatever was that you ate.



    True, no doubt!

    Andy
    6'3"/195 lbs. and more aerodynamic than ever! :-)

  10. #10
    blake murphy Guest

    Default Re: OT: How to lose weight fast!!!

    On Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:26:58 -0700 (PDT), maxine wrote:

    > On Aug 27, 1:28*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    >> OT: How to lose weight fast!!!
    >>
    >> Got most all my hair cut off today. How refreshing! Probably lost one pound
    >> in 10 minutes.
    >>
    >> Try THAT on a treadmill.
    >>
    >> I don't understand how women can go on with beautiful long hair year after
    >> year. Mine got down to my shoulders and I couldn't stand it.
    >>
    >> Stopped off afterwards at the Wawa for a shorti roast beef, lettuce, tomato
    >> hoagie, with Fritos reward.
    >>
    >> <hic>
    >>

    >
    > Want to lose more weight? Try an enema.


    losing weight is one thing, but wasting away to *nothing* is another.

    your pal,
    blake

  11. #11
    JC Team Guest

    Default Re: OT: How to lose weight fast!!!

    Wow....one pound of hair...

    Unfortunately it doesn't apply to everyone :P

    Bruce
    http://www.reducefatfast.org/

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