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  1. #1
    Andy Guest

    Default OT Here Come the Cops!!!

    OT Here Come the Cops!!!

    In the mild cold of winter I couldn't disable my security numeric
    password key code until finally warming up the keypad.

    With the alarm blaring, three of my township police officers gathered
    around the house with flashlights blaring!

    I kept hammering at the keypad and eventually managed to disable it. The
    security company did call and I passed the security code.

    Three cops at my door!!!

    I called 9-1-1 to thank them for such a swift response.

    Then I was forced to make another roast turkey breast and American
    cheese English muffin sandwich, buttered and guacamole'd and a side of
    Fritos corn chips.

    Stupi winterime!!! Great Cops!!!

    Andy

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    Chemo the Clown Guest

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    On Jan 9, 12:03*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > OT Here Come the Cops!!!
    >
    > In the mild cold of winter I couldn't disable my security numeric
    > password key code until finally warming up the keypad.
    >
    > With the alarm blaring, three of my township police officers gathered
    > around the house with flashlights blaring!
    >
    > I kept hammering at the keypad and eventually managed to disable it. The
    > security company did call and I passed the security code.
    >
    > Three cops at my door!!!
    >
    > I called 9-1-1 to thank them for such a swift response.
    >
    > Then I was forced to make another *roast turkey breast and American
    > cheese English muffin sandwich, buttered and guacamole'd and a side of
    > Fritos corn chips.
    >
    > Stupi winterime!!! Great Cops!!!
    >
    > Andy


    You called 911 to thank them? What an idiot!

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    merryb Guest

    Default Re: OT Here Come the Cops!!!

    On Jan 9, 12:03*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > OT Here Come the Cops!!!
    >
    > In the mild cold of winter I couldn't disable my security numeric
    > password key code until finally warming up the keypad.
    >
    > With the alarm blaring, three of my township police officers gathered
    > around the house with flashlights blaring!
    >
    > I kept hammering at the keypad and eventually managed to disable it. The
    > security company did call and I passed the security code.
    >
    > Three cops at my door!!!
    >
    > I called 9-1-1 to thank them for such a swift response.
    >
    > Then I was forced to make another *roast turkey breast and American
    > cheese English muffin sandwich, buttered and guacamole'd and a side of
    > Fritos corn chips.
    >
    > Stupi winterime!!! Great Cops!!!
    >
    > Andy


    Did 911 get mad that you called them for a non emergency? I understand
    you wanted to thank them, but from what I know, they don't like that...

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    sf Guest

    Default Re: OT Here Come the Cops!!!

    On Mon, 9 Jan 2012 12:24:20 -0800 (PST), merryb <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    > On Jan 9, 12:03*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > > OT Here Come the Cops!!!
    > >
    > > In the mild cold of winter I couldn't disable my security numeric
    > > password key code until finally warming up the keypad.
    > >
    > > With the alarm blaring, three of my township police officers gathered
    > > around the house with flashlights blaring!
    > >
    > > I kept hammering at the keypad and eventually managed to disable it. The
    > > security company did call and I passed the security code.
    > >
    > > Three cops at my door!!!
    > >
    > > I called 9-1-1 to thank them for such a swift response.
    > >
    > > Then I was forced to make another *roast turkey breast and American
    > > cheese English muffin sandwich, buttered and guacamole'd and a side of
    > > Fritos corn chips.
    > >
    > > Stupi winterime!!! Great Cops!!!
    > >
    > > Andy

    >
    > Did 911 get mad that you called them for a non emergency? I understand
    > you wanted to thank them, but from what I know, they don't like that...


    I don't think he called them. I think the security system did. You
    open the door and then disable the alarm, which he couldn't do because
    it was frozen. I don't know if that constitutes a false alarm or not,
    but I can tell you that I certainly wouldn't want my house to be that
    cold *inside*. He called them afterward to thank them for a quick
    response.
    --

    Ham and eggs.
    A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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    merryb Guest

    Default Re: OT Here Come the Cops!!!

    On Jan 9, 1:36*pm, sf <s...@geemail.com> wrote:
    > On Mon, 9 Jan 2012 12:24:20 -0800 (PST), merryb <msg...@juno.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
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    >
    >
    > > On Jan 9, 12:03*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > > > OT Here Come the Cops!!!

    >
    > > > In the mild cold of winter I couldn't disable my security numeric
    > > > password key code until finally warming up the keypad.

    >
    > > > With the alarm blaring, three of my township police officers gathered
    > > > around the house with flashlights blaring!

    >
    > > > I kept hammering at the keypad and eventually managed to disable it. The
    > > > security company did call and I passed the security code.

    >
    > > > Three cops at my door!!!

    >
    > > > I called 9-1-1 to thank them for such a swift response.

    >
    > > > Then I was forced to make another *roast turkey breast and American
    > > > cheese English muffin sandwich, buttered and guacamole'd and a side of
    > > > Fritos corn chips.

    >
    > > > Stupi winterime!!! Great Cops!!!

    >
    > > > Andy

    >
    > > Did 911 get mad that you called them for a non emergency? I understand
    > > you wanted to thank them, but from what I know, they don't like that...

    >
    > I don't think he called them. *I think the security system did. *You
    > open the door and then disable the alarm, which he couldn't do because
    > it was frozen. *I don't know if that constitutes a false alarm or not,
    > but I can tell you that I certainly wouldn't want my house to be that
    > cold *inside*. *He called them afterward to thank them for a quick
    > response.
    > --
    >
    > Ham and eggs.
    > A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.


    Yes, he did call them as you noted in your last sentence. I don't
    think calling 911 for that is something that they approve of- it's
    suppossed to be used for emergencies. He would have been better off
    taking them some doughnuts with a quick note.

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    Chemo the Clown Guest

    Default Re: OT Here Come the Cops!!!

    On Jan 9, 2:11*pm, merryb <msg...@juno.com> wrote:
    > On Jan 9, 1:36*pm, sf <s...@geemail.com> wrote:
    >
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    >
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    >
    > > On Mon, 9 Jan 2012 12:24:20 -0800 (PST), merryb <msg...@juno.com>
    > > wrote:

    >
    > > > On Jan 9, 12:03*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > > > > OT Here Come the Cops!!!

    >
    > > > > In the mild cold of winter I couldn't disable my security numeric
    > > > > password key code until finally warming up the keypad.

    >
    > > > > With the alarm blaring, three of my township police officers gathered
    > > > > around the house with flashlights blaring!

    >
    > > > > I kept hammering at the keypad and eventually managed to disable it.. The
    > > > > security company did call and I passed the security code.

    >
    > > > > Three cops at my door!!!

    >
    > > > > I called 9-1-1 to thank them for such a swift response.

    >
    > > > > Then I was forced to make another *roast turkey breast and American
    > > > > cheese English muffin sandwich, buttered and guacamole'd and a sideof
    > > > > Fritos corn chips.

    >
    > > > > Stupi winterime!!! Great Cops!!!

    >
    > > > > Andy

    >
    > > > Did 911 get mad that you called them for a non emergency? I understand
    > > > you wanted to thank them, but from what I know, they don't like that....

    >
    > > I don't think he called them. *I think the security system did. *You
    > > open the door and then disable the alarm, which he couldn't do because
    > > it was frozen. *I don't know if that constitutes a false alarm or not,
    > > but I can tell you that I certainly wouldn't want my house to be that
    > > cold *inside*. *He called them afterward to thank them for a quick
    > > response.
    > > --

    >
    > > Ham and eggs.
    > > A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

    >
    > Yes, he did call them as you noted in your last sentence. I don't
    > think calling 911 for that is something that they approve of- it's
    > suppossed to be used for emergencies. He would have been better off
    > taking them some doughnuts with a quick note.


    The doughnuts would have never made it to the station...this is Andy
    were talking about.

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    J. Clarke Guest

    Default Re: OT Here Come the Cops!!!

    In article <435df73e-6d72-4c53-8fa2-
    [email protected]>, [email protected] says...
    >
    > On Jan 9, 12:03*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > > OT Here Come the Cops!!!
    > >
    > > In the mild cold of winter I couldn't disable my security numeric
    > > password key code until finally warming up the keypad.
    > >
    > > With the alarm blaring, three of my township police officers gathered
    > > around the house with flashlights blaring!
    > >
    > > I kept hammering at the keypad and eventually managed to disable it. The
    > > security company did call and I passed the security code.
    > >
    > > Three cops at my door!!!
    > >
    > > I called 9-1-1 to thank them for such a swift response.
    > >
    > > Then I was forced to make another *roast turkey breast and American
    > > cheese English muffin sandwich, buttered and guacamole'd and a side of
    > > Fritos corn chips.
    > >
    > > Stupi winterime!!! Great Cops!!!
    > >
    > > Andy

    >
    > Did 911 get mad that you called them for a non emergency? I understand
    > you wanted to thank them, but from what I know, they don't like that...


    Depends on the locality. If it's a big city where they're constantly
    swamped with calls they have one attitude. In rural areas where calls
    are relatively infrequent they have another.



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    Nan Guest

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    On Jan 9, 3:08*pm, Chemo the Clown <bhansen1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > On Jan 9, 12:03*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > > OT Here Come the Cops!!!

    >
    > > In the mild cold of winter I couldn't disable my security numeric
    > > password key code until finally warming up the keypad.

    >
    > > With the alarm blaring, three of my township police officers gathered
    > > around the house with flashlights blaring!

    >
    > > I kept hammering at the keypad and eventually managed to disable it. The
    > > security company did call and I passed the security code.

    >
    > > Three cops at my door!!!

    >
    > > I called 9-1-1 to thank them for such a swift response.

    >
    > > Then I was forced to make another *roast turkey breast and American
    > > cheese English muffin sandwich, buttered and guacamole'd and a side of
    > > Fritos corn chips.

    >
    > > Stupi winterime!!! Great Cops!!!

    >
    > > Andy

    >
    > You called 911 to thank them? What an idiot!


    Gratitude is never out of style and is appreciated by most folks.

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    Andy Guest

    Default Re: OT Here Come the Cops!!!

    "J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote:

    >> Did 911 get mad that you called them for a non emergency? I
    >> understand you wanted to thank them, but from what I know, they don't
    >> like that...

    >
    > Depends on the locality. If it's a big city where they're constantly
    > swamped with calls they have one attitude. In rural areas where calls
    > are relatively infrequent they have another.



    J. Clarke,

    Around here it's a super rural slow poke, not street lights, no sidewalks
    backwoods kinda/sorta town.

    They're a great bunch of men!

    9-1-1 didn't mind in the least!

    Andy

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    Andy Guest

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    Andy Guest

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    Different view, different season

    http://oi42.tinypic.com/ojqyjl.jpg

    Andy

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    Gary Guest

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    Andy wrote:
    >
    > Thusly...
    >
    > http://oi40.tinypic.com/20iszrp.jpg


    Ummm...nice picture but no cops and NOT a winter picture of your back yard
    either. WTH?

    Gary

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    Andy Guest

    Default Re: OT Here Come the Cops!!!

    Gary <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Andy wrote:
    >>
    >> Thusly...
    >>
    >> http://oi40.tinypic.com/20iszrp.jpg

    >
    > Ummm...nice picture but no cops and NOT a winter picture of your back
    > yard either. WTH?



    Gary,

    You missed my second photograph.

    And rule of thumb, you don't point things at cops!!!

    Best,

    Andy

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    Nunya Bidnits Guest

    Default Re: OT Here Come the Cops!!!

    merryb <[email protected]> wrote:
    > On Jan 9, 1:36 pm, sf <s...@geemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Mon, 9 Jan 2012 12:24:20 -0800 (PST), merryb <msg...@juno.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>> On Jan 9, 12:03 pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    >>>> OT Here Come the Cops!!!

    >>
    >>>> In the mild cold of winter I couldn't disable my security numeric
    >>>> password key code until finally warming up the keypad.

    >>
    >>>> With the alarm blaring, three of my township police officers
    >>>> gathered around the house with flashlights blaring!

    >>
    >>>> I kept hammering at the keypad and eventually managed to disable
    >>>> it. The security company did call and I passed the security code.

    >>
    >>>> Three cops at my door!!!

    >>
    >>>> I called 9-1-1 to thank them for such a swift response.

    >>
    >>>> Then I was forced to make another roast turkey breast and American
    >>>> cheese English muffin sandwich, buttered and guacamole'd and a
    >>>> side of Fritos corn chips.

    >>
    >>>> Stupi winterime!!! Great Cops!!!

    >>
    >>>> Andy

    >>
    >>> Did 911 get mad that you called them for a non emergency? I
    >>> understand you wanted to thank them, but from what I know, they
    >>> don't like that...

    >>
    >> I don't think he called them. I think the security system did. You
    >> open the door and then disable the alarm, which he couldn't do
    >> because it was frozen. I don't know if that constitutes a false
    >> alarm or not, but I can tell you that I certainly wouldn't want my
    >> house to be that cold *inside*. He called them afterward to thank
    >> them for a quick response.
    >> --
    >>
    >> Ham and eggs.
    >> A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

    >
    > Yes, he did call them as you noted in your last sentence. I don't
    > think calling 911 for that is something that they approve of- it's
    > suppossed to be used for emergencies. He would have been better off
    > taking them some doughnuts with a quick note.


    Cops around here would just take him to jail on the principle that he will
    end up there sooner or later so they might as well do it while they are
    there and save gas.

    ;-)

    MartyB



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