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  1. #1
    Dimitri Guest

    Default OT Dangerous

    Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson which
    they recorded.

    You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.

    This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.



  2. #2
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous

    "Dimitri" <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
    > which they recorded.
    >
    > You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
    >
    > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.



    Dimitri,

    So, when did you get released from the hospital? <VBG>

    Best,

    Andy

  3. #3
    Steve B Guest

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    "Dimitri" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:u6fhn.13020$[email protected]..
    > Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
    > which they recorded.
    >
    > You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
    >
    > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.


    I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
    female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
    looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
    a pair of Klein pliers.

    Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.

    Steve



  4. #4
    Cindy Hamilton Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous

    On Feb 24, 2:29*pm, "Dimitri" <Dimitr...@prodigy.net> wrote:
    > Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson which
    > they recorded.
    >
    > You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
    >
    > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.


    I was singing in the shower one time, and my husband rushed in to
    see if I had been injured--he couldn't figure out why else I'd be
    screaming.

    Cindy Hamilton

  5. #5
    George Leppla Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous

    Steve B wrote:
    > "Dimitri" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:u6fhn.13020$[email protected]..
    >> Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
    >> which they recorded.
    >>
    >> You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
    >>
    >> This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.

    >
    > I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
    > female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
    > looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
    > a pair of Klein pliers.
    >
    > Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.



    And pick up the tempo. It is not a funeral dirge.

    George L

  6. #6
    Chemo the Clown Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous

    On Feb 24, 12:06*pm, "Steve B" <deserttra...@fishmail.net> wrote:
    > "Dimitri" <Dimitr...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
    >
    > news:u6fhn.13020$[email protected]..
    >
    > > Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
    > > which they recorded.

    >
    > > You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.

    >
    > > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.

    >
    > I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
    > female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
    > looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
    > a pair of Klein pliers.
    >
    > Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.
    >
    > Steve


    You got that right!!

  7. #7
    Christopher Helms Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous

    On Feb 24, 2:06*pm, "Steve B" <deserttra...@fishmail.net> wrote:
    > "Dimitri" <Dimitr...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
    >
    > news:u6fhn.13020$[email protected]..
    >
    > > Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
    > > which they recorded.

    >
    > > You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.

    >
    > > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.

    >
    > I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
    > female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
    > looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
    > a pair of Klein pliers.
    >
    > Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.
    >
    > Steve



    I've always hated that too. The word glare in "Rocket's red glare" was
    never intended to vibrate across different notes.

  8. #8
    Lou Decruss Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous

    On Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:06:58 -0800, "Steve B"
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >
    >"Dimitri" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:u6fhn.13020$[email protected]..
    >> Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
    >> which they recorded.
    >>
    >> You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
    >>
    >> This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.

    >
    >I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
    >female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
    >looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
    >a pair of Klein pliers.
    >
    >Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.
    >
    >Steve
    >

    And they wear clown hats to inaugurations. Who knows what song the
    cow was belting out?

  9. #9
    I am Tosk Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous

    In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
    says...
    > >
    > > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.

    >
    > I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
    > female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
    > looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
    > a pair of Klein pliers.
    >
    > Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.
    >
    > Steve


    Is it ok when some clown from Nashville yodels it? :O

    Scotty

    --
    Can I haz Cheezeburger?

  10. #10
    Kalmia Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous

    On Feb 24, 3:06*pm, "Steve B" <deserttra...@fishmail.net> wrote:

    > I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
    > female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
    > looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
    > a pair of Klein pliers.


    What about those WHITE female singers? Would a Roseann repeat please
    you more?

  11. #11
    cybercat Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous


    "Kalmia" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    On Feb 24, 3:06 pm, "Steve B" <deserttra...@fishmail.net> wrote:

    > I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
    > female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
    > looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple
    > with
    > a pair of Klein pliers.


    >What about those WHITE female singers? Would a Roseann repeat please
    >you more?


    I recall having a faint urge to slap Joni Mitchell back in the day.



  12. #12
    Becca Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous

    Dimitri wrote:
    > Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
    > which they recorded.
    >
    > You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
    >
    > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.



    This is why I do not sing in the shower. I will dance, but then I am
    alone and nobody sees it. At least, most of the time. ;-)


    Becca

  13. #13
    gloria.p Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous

    Dimitri wrote:
    > Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
    > which they recorded.
    >
    > You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
    >
    > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
    >
    >



    Where are you sleeping tonight?


    gloria p

  14. #14
    Virginia Tadrzynski Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous


    "I am Tosk" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
    > says...
    >> >
    >> > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.

    >>
    >> I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
    >> female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're
    >> either
    >> looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple
    >> with
    >> a pair of Klein pliers.
    >>
    >> Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.
    >>
    >> Steve

    >
    > Is it ok when some clown from Nashville yodels it? :O
    >
    > Scotty
    >
    > --
    > Can I haz Cheezeburger?


    Or the 'national recording star' used at most NASCAR or other sports
    functions....some rock bands who look like they are still stoned from the
    night before and can't remember the words never the less how to hit the
    notes. Amateurs are the best for this gig, red, yellow, black or
    white........they send the rockets in the night.......CORRECTLY.
    -ginny



  15. #15
    Virginia Tadrzynski Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous


    "Becca" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > Dimitri wrote:
    >> Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
    >> which they recorded.
    >>
    >> You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
    >>
    >> This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.

    >
    >
    > This is why I do not sing in the shower. I will dance, but then I am
    > alone and nobody sees it. At least, most of the time. ;-)
    >
    >
    > Becca


    Humorous story: FBS was 6...taking a shower, boom pow crash, lots of
    crying....swollen ankle. Rush the rugrat to the emergency room. Lots of
    cajoling and questioning to get him to own up what he was doing to fall and
    do that much damage (torn ligament). He says he was 'moonwalking'.....the
    doctor asks: "Did you learn anything from this?" In all his 6 year old
    seriousness, he answers: Not 'I shouldn't be playing/dancing/clowing around
    in the tub' or 'I should be more careful when I am in the shower' but "Yes,
    I can't dance like Michael Jackson".
    -ginny



  16. #16
    Virginia Tadrzynski Guest

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    "gloria.p" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:hm4c6q$hvm$[email protected]..
    > Dimitri wrote:
    >> Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
    >> which they recorded.
    >>
    >> You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
    >>
    >> This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
    >>
    >>

    >
    >
    > Where are you sleeping tonight?
    >
    >
    > gloria p


    I'd say the doghouse.
    -g



  17. #17
    Chemo the Clown Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous

    On Feb 24, 2:56*pm, "cybercat" <cyberpu...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > "Kalmia" <tweeny90...@mypacks.net> wrote in message
    >
    > news:[email protected]..
    > On Feb 24, 3:06 pm, "Steve B" <deserttra...@fishmail.net> wrote:
    >
    > > I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
    > > female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
    > > looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple
    > > with
    > > a pair of Klein pliers.
    > >What about those WHITE female singers? *Would a *Roseann repeat please
    > >you more?

    >
    > I recall having a faint urge to slap Joni Mitchell back in the day.


    I had an urge for Joni and it wasn't slapping!

  18. #18
    Food SnobŪ Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous

    On Feb 24, 2:06*pm, "Steve B" <deserttra...@fishmail.net> wrote:
    > "Dimitri" <Dimitr...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
    >
    > news:u6fhn.13020$[email protected]..
    >
    > > Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
    > > which they recorded.

    >
    > > You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.

    >
    > > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.

    >
    > I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
    > female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
    > looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
    > a pair of Klein pliers.


    Plenty of White folks **** it up too.
    >
    > Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.


    I could not agree more, and I'm not even particularly patriotic. That
    is one beautiful melody.
    >
    > Steve


    --Bryan

  19. #19
    Terry Pulliam Burd Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous

    On Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:29:32 -0800, "Dimitri" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson which
    >they recorded.
    >
    >You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
    >
    >This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
    >

    Big D: In a fit of grandmotherly insanity, I started our 7 year old
    granddaughter on piano lessons. I figured, I suffered through 14 years
    of piano lessons, she oughta suffer, too. I did *not* take into
    consideration that I was making my poor mother suffer along with me as
    I mangled one composer's work after another. What I also did not take
    into consideration was it was likely an improvement over endless
    repetitions of "Mary Had A Little Lamb" and "Ode to Joy."

    iPods are a wonderous invention at such times.

    Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

    --

    "If the soup had been as warm as the wine,
    if the wine had been as old as the turkey,
    and if the turkey had had a breast like the maid,
    it would have been a swell dinner." Duncan Hines

  20. #20
    Becca Guest

    Default Re: OT Dangerous

    Virginia Tadrzynski wrote:
    > Humorous story: FBS was 6...taking a shower, boom pow crash, lots of
    > crying....swollen ankle. Rush the rugrat to the emergency room. Lots of
    > cajoling and questioning to get him to own up what he was doing to fall and
    > do that much damage (torn ligament). He says he was 'moonwalking'.....the
    > doctor asks: "Did you learn anything from this?" In all his 6 year old
    > seriousness, he answers: Not 'I shouldn't be playing/dancing/clowing around
    > in the tub' or 'I should be more careful when I am in the shower' but "Yes,
    > I can't dance like Michael Jackson".
    > -ginny


    Hah! I will confess that I can't dance like Beyonce. Thanks for the
    story, that was too funny.


    Becca

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    1 1/2 cups sugar
    1 cup chopped green onions
    1 tsp. salt
    2 tsps. dry mustard
    2/3 cup olive oil
    12 ozs. chicken broth

    Salad:
    3 Tbsps. poppy seeds
    1 cup chopped pecans
    2 pkgs. fresh spinach
    3/4 cup sliced celery
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