Thread: OT Dangerous

"Dimitri" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
> which they recorded.
>
> You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
>
> This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.


Dimitri,

So, when did you get released from the hospital? <VBG>

Best,

Andy

"Dimitri" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:u6fhn.13020$[email protected]..
> Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
> which they recorded.
>
> You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
>
> This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.

I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
a pair of Klein pliers.

Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.

Steve

On Feb 24, 2:29*pm, "Dimitri" <Dimitr...@prodigy.net> wrote:
> Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson which
> they recorded.
>
> You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
>
> This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.

I was singing in the shower one time, and my husband rushed in to
see if I had been injured--he couldn't figure out why else I'd be
screaming.

Cindy Hamilton

Steve B wrote:
> "Dimitri" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:u6fhn.13020$[email protected]..
>> Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
>> which they recorded.
>>
>> You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
>>
>> This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
>
> I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
> female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
> looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
> a pair of Klein pliers.
>
> Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.


And pick up the tempo. It is not a funeral dirge.

George L

On Feb 24, 12:06*pm, "Steve B" <deserttra...@fishmail.net> wrote:
> "Dimitri" <Dimitr...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
>
> news:u6fhn.13020$[email protected]..
>
> > Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
> > which they recorded.
>
> > You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
>
> > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
>
> I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
> female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
> looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
> a pair of Klein pliers.
>
> Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.
>
> Steve

You got that right!!

On Feb 24, 2:06*pm, "Steve B" <deserttra...@fishmail.net> wrote:
> "Dimitri" <Dimitr...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
>
> news:u6fhn.13020$[email protected]..
>
> > Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
> > which they recorded.
>
> > You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
>
> > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
>
> I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
> female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
> looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
> a pair of Klein pliers.
>
> Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.
>
> Steve


I've always hated that too. The word glare in "Rocket's red glare" was
never intended to vibrate across different notes.

On Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:06:58 -0800, "Steve B"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>"Dimitri" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:u6fhn.13020$[email protected]..
>> Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
>> which they recorded.
>>
>> You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
>>
>> This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
>
>I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
>female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
>looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
>a pair of Klein pliers.
>
>Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.
>
>Steve
>
And they wear clown hats to inaugurations. Who knows what song the
cow was belting out?

In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
says...
> >
> > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
>
> I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
> female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
> looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
> a pair of Klein pliers.
>
> Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.
>
> Steve

Is it ok when some clown from Nashville yodels it? :O

Scotty

--
Can I haz Cheezeburger?

On Feb 24, 3:06*pm, "Steve B" <deserttra...@fishmail.net> wrote:

> I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
> female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
> looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
> a pair of Klein pliers.

What about those WHITE female singers? Would a Roseann repeat please
you more?

"Kalmia" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]..
On Feb 24, 3:06 pm, "Steve B" <deserttra...@fishmail.net> wrote:

> I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
> female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
> looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple
> with
> a pair of Klein pliers.

>What about those WHITE female singers? Would a Roseann repeat please
>you more?

I recall having a faint urge to slap Joni Mitchell back in the day.

Dimitri wrote:
> Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
> which they recorded.
>
> You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
>
> This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.


This is why I do not sing in the shower. I will dance, but then I am
alone and nobody sees it. At least, most of the time. ;-)


Becca

Dimitri wrote:
> Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
> which they recorded.
>
> You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
>
> This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
>
>


Where are you sleeping tonight?


gloria p

"I am Tosk" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]..
> In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
> says...
>> >
>> > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
>>
>> I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
>> female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're
>> either
>> looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple
>> with
>> a pair of Klein pliers.
>>
>> Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.
>>
>> Steve
>
> Is it ok when some clown from Nashville yodels it? :O
>
> Scotty
>
> --
> Can I haz Cheezeburger?

Or the 'national recording star' used at most NASCAR or other sports
functions....some rock bands who look like they are still stoned from the
night before and can't remember the words never the less how to hit the
notes. Amateurs are the best for this gig, red, yellow, black or
white........they send the rockets in the night.......CORRECTLY.
-ginny

"Becca" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]..
> Dimitri wrote:
>> Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
>> which they recorded.
>>
>> You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
>>
>> This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
>
>
> This is why I do not sing in the shower. I will dance, but then I am
> alone and nobody sees it. At least, most of the time. ;-)
>
>
> Becca

Humorous story: FBS was 6...taking a shower, boom pow crash, lots of
crying....swollen ankle. Rush the rugrat to the emergency room. Lots of
cajoling and questioning to get him to own up what he was doing to fall and
do that much damage (torn ligament). He says he was 'moonwalking'.....the
doctor asks: "Did you learn anything from this?" In all his 6 year old
seriousness, he answers: Not 'I shouldn't be playing/dancing/clowing around
in the tub' or 'I should be more careful when I am in the shower' but "Yes,
I can't dance like Michael Jackson".
-ginny

"gloria.p" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:hm4c6q$hvm$[email protected]..
> Dimitri wrote:
>> Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
>> which they recorded.
>>
>> You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
>>
>> This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
>>
>>
>
>
> Where are you sleeping tonight?
>
>
> gloria p

I'd say the doghouse.
-g

On Feb 24, 2:56*pm, "cybercat" <cyberpu...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "Kalmia" <tweeny90...@mypacks.net> wrote in message
>
> news:[email protected]..
> On Feb 24, 3:06 pm, "Steve B" <deserttra...@fishmail.net> wrote:
>
> > I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
> > female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
> > looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple
> > with
> > a pair of Klein pliers.
> >What about those WHITE female singers? *Would a *Roseann repeat please
> >you more?
>
> I recall having a faint urge to slap Joni Mitchell back in the day.

I had an urge for Joni and it wasn't slapping!

On Feb 24, 2:06*pm, "Steve B" <deserttra...@fishmail.net> wrote:
> "Dimitri" <Dimitr...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
>
> news:u6fhn.13020$[email protected]..
>
> > Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
> > which they recorded.
>
> > You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
>
> > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
>
> I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
> female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
> looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
> a pair of Klein pliers.

Plenty of White folks **** it up too.
>
> Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.

I could not agree more, and I'm not even particularly patriotic. That
is one beautiful melody.
>
> Steve

--Bryan

On Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:29:32 -0800, "Dimitri" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson which
>they recorded.
>
>You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
>
>This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
>
Big D: In a fit of grandmotherly insanity, I started our 7 year old
granddaughter on piano lessons. I figured, I suffered through 14 years
of piano lessons, she oughta suffer, too. I did *not* take into
consideration that I was making my poor mother suffer along with me as
I mangled one composer's work after another. What I also did not take
into consideration was it was likely an improvement over endless
repetitions of "Mary Had A Little Lamb" and "Ode to Joy."

iPods are a wonderous invention at such times.

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

--

"If the soup had been as warm as the wine,
if the wine had been as old as the turkey,
and if the turkey had had a breast like the maid,
it would have been a swell dinner." Duncan Hines

Virginia Tadrzynski wrote:
> Humorous story: FBS was 6...taking a shower, boom pow crash, lots of
> crying....swollen ankle. Rush the rugrat to the emergency room. Lots of
> cajoling and questioning to get him to own up what he was doing to fall and
> do that much damage (torn ligament). He says he was 'moonwalking'.....the
> doctor asks: "Did you learn anything from this?" In all his 6 year old
> seriousness, he answers: Not 'I shouldn't be playing/dancing/clowing around
> in the tub' or 'I should be more careful when I am in the shower' but "Yes,
> I can't dance like Michael Jackson".
> -ginny

Hah! I will confess that I can't dance like Beyonce. Thanks for the
story, that was too funny.


Becca

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