Thread: Oh, youse guys .........

"SteveB" <toquerville@zionvistas> wrote in message
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> As my Polish uncle used to say.
>
> In a world of Usenet kooks and absolutely insane Usenet newsgroups, I must
> comment that this one is a breath of fresh air. Yes, there are political
> kooks, but they haven't dominated yet. Maybe because of the simple basic
> nature of the topic.
>
> Food.
>
> Cooking.
>
> Doesn't get any simpler than that.
>
> Who can argue politics with the cook? Not smart at all.
>
> Two people you NEVER EVER want to piss off. The cook or the barber.

Add your IRS auditor and your proctologist to the list.

Paul

On Sat, 8 Nov 2008 18:40:08 -0800, "Paul M. Cook" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>
>"SteveB" <toquerville@zionvistas> wrote in message

>> Two people you NEVER EVER want to piss off. The cook or the barber.
>
>Add your IRS auditor and your proctologist to the list.
>
>Paul
>

And your nurse.

Christine

In article <[email protected]>,
"SteveB" <toquerville@zionvistas> wrote:

> As my Polish uncle used to say.
>
> In a world of Usenet kooks and absolutely insane Usenet newsgroups, I must
> comment that this one is a breath of fresh air. Yes, there are political
> kooks, but they haven't dominated yet. Maybe because of the simple basic
> nature of the topic.
>
> Food.
>
> Cooking.
>
> Doesn't get any simpler than that.
>
> Who can argue politics with the cook? Not smart at all.
>
> Two people you NEVER EVER want to piss off. The cook or the barber.
>
> Steve

Or health care personnel.

It's also unwise to piss of a cop, or a judge.
--
Peace! Om

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

As my Polish uncle used to say.

In a world of Usenet kooks and absolutely insane Usenet newsgroups, I must
comment that this one is a breath of fresh air. Yes, there are political
kooks, but they haven't dominated yet. Maybe because of the simple basic
nature of the topic.

Food.

Cooking.

Doesn't get any simpler than that.

Who can argue politics with the cook? Not smart at all.

Two people you NEVER EVER want to piss off. The cook or the barber.

Steve

--
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.-

Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in
news[email protected]:


>
> It's also unwise to piss of a cop, or a judge.


I can vouch for the last one :-/


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia


If we are not meant to eat animals,
why are they made of meat?

SteveB wrote:

> As my Polish uncle used to say.
>
> In a world of Usenet kooks and absolutely insane Usenet newsgroups, I must
> comment that this one is a breath of fresh air. Yes, there are political
> kooks, but they haven't dominated yet. Maybe because of the simple basic
> nature of the topic.
>
> Food.
>
> Cooking.
>
> Doesn't get any simpler than that.
>
> Who can argue politics with the cook? Not smart at all.
>
> Two people you NEVER EVER want to piss off. The cook or the barber.

And the mohel.

--
Blinky
Killing all posts from Google Groups
The Usenet Improvement Project: http://improve-usenet.org
Need a new news feed? http://blinkynet.net/comp/newfeed.html

On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 03:21:24 +0000, PeterLucas wrote:

> Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in
> news[email protected]:
>
>
>
>> It's also unwise to piss of a cop, or a judge.
>
>
> I can vouch for the last one :-/

You assumed he was also a member of your water-sport club pete?

In article <[email protected]> ,
PeterLucas <[email protected]> wrote:

> Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in
> news[email protected]:
>
>
> >
> > It's also unwise to piss of a cop, or a judge.
>
>
> I can vouch for the last one :-/

Heh!
--
Peace! Om

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in newsmpomelet-
[email protected]:

> In article <[email protected]> ,
> PeterLucas <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news[email protected]:
>>
>>
>> >
>> > It's also unwise to piss of a cop, or a judge.
>>
>>
>> I can vouch for the last one :-/
>
> Heh!



Bad tempered/ill humoured judges should not have the right to hand down
decisions/sentences.

I don't think he liked me talking to him 'one-on-one' without having the
legal parasites involved. And I don't think he liked my comment of
"Ohhhh, **** off...... do you really believe that ****??!!" when he was
reading some of his ****e out.

Ahhhh well........ hopefully, he learned something that day.


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia


"Thirty seven years ago, a Quarter Master, nearly knocked me over as he
thrust an L1A1 SLR into my hands and bellowed, "Keep that Rifle in Tip
Top Order so you can Kill your Countries Enemies with it before they
Kill You. These days, I do not have to visit exotic overseas countries
as my Countries Enemies are seen wallowing around our seats of
government, they guzzle and cavort at the Public trough so deeply they
make Caligula and Nero look like Church choir boys."

In article <[email protected]> ,
PeterLucas <[email protected]> wrote:

> Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in newsmpomelet-
> [email protected]:
>
> > In article <[email protected]> ,
> > PeterLucas <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in
> >> news[email protected]:
> >>
> >>
> >> >
> >> > It's also unwise to piss of a cop, or a judge.
> >>
> >>
> >> I can vouch for the last one :-/
> >
> > Heh!
>
>
>
> Bad tempered/ill humoured judges should not have the right to hand down
> decisions/sentences.
>
> I don't think he liked me talking to him 'one-on-one' without having the
> legal parasites involved. And I don't think he liked my comment of
> "Ohhhh, **** off...... do you really believe that ****??!!" when he was
> reading some of his ****e out.
>
> Ahhhh well........ hopefully, he learned something that day.

Learn to use more creative epithets. ;-) Profanity is generally a bad
idea!
--
Peace! Om

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in
news[email protected]:


>> Bad tempered/ill humoured judges should not have the right to hand
>> down decisions/sentences.
>>
>> I don't think he liked me talking to him 'one-on-one' without having
>> the legal parasites involved. And I don't think he liked my comment
>> of "Ohhhh, **** off...... do you really believe that ****??!!" when
>> he was reading some of his ****e out.
>>
>> Ahhhh well........ hopefully, he learned something that day.
>
> Learn to use more creative epithets. ;-) Profanity is generally a bad
> idea!



I was a soldier at that time. That *was* a creative epithet ;-P


I think he just got pissed off because I was questioning *him*.



--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

Edmund Burke.

On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 07:30:24 -0600, Omelet <[email protected]>
wrote:

>Learn to use more creative epithets. ;-) Profanity is generally a bad
>idea!

It is the ultimate display of intelligence. Best to just step back
and let them validate their lot in life.

On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 12:08:18 +0000 (UTC), PeterLucas wrote:

> Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in newsmpomelet-
> [email protected]:
>
>> In article <[email protected]> ,
>> PeterLucas <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news[email protected]:
>>>
>>>
>>> >
>>> > It's also unwise to piss of a cop, or a judge.
>>>
>>>
>>> I can vouch for the last one :-/
>>
>> Heh!
>
>
>
> Bad tempered/ill humoured judges should not have the right to hand down
> decisions/sentences.
>
> I don't think he liked me talking to him 'one-on-one' without having the
> legal parasites involved. And I don't think he liked my comment of
> "Ohhhh, **** off...... do you really believe that ****??!!" when he was
> reading some of his ****e out.
>
> Ahhhh well........ hopefully, he learned something that day.

i can well believe that you were stupid enough to mouth off to a judge.
and then hope *he* learned something. what a ****ing dope!

blake

On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:34:23 -0800, Blinky the Shark wrote:

> SteveB wrote:
>
>> As my Polish uncle used to say.
>>
>> In a world of Usenet kooks and absolutely insane Usenet newsgroups, I must
>> comment that this one is a breath of fresh air. Yes, there are political
>> kooks, but they haven't dominated yet. Maybe because of the simple basic
>> nature of the topic.
>>
>> Food.
>>
>> Cooking.
>>
>> Doesn't get any simpler than that.
>>
>> Who can argue politics with the cook? Not smart at all.
>>
>> Two people you NEVER EVER want to piss off. The cook or the barber.
>
> And the mohel.

if you're old enough to speak the mohel in the first place, you got a whole
other set of problems.

(i guess you could piss him off by peeing on him, but i would gather
they're used to that.)

your pal,
blake

PeterLucas wrote:

>
> I was a soldier at that time. That *was* a creative epithet ;-P
>

Somehow reminds me of an ex-brother-in-law. He was in the military, and
was away from home more often than not...

Anyway, he came home for one of his 'flying visits' the whole family was
sitting around the dinner table; his Mom had laid on a 'feast' in his
honour... He had just thanked her profusely and went on about how nice
it was to have a wonderful home-cooked meal again etc., then without
thinking he said, "Please pass the f**king butter." There was a shocked
silence for about 20 seconds before most of us burst out laughing. His
Mom was not all that impressed though... <grin>
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

ChattyCathy <[email protected]> wrote in news:elDRk.53926
$[email protected]:

> PeterLucas wrote:
>
>>
>> I was a soldier at that time. That *was* a creative epithet ;-P
>>
>
> Somehow reminds me of an ex-brother-in-law. He was in the military,
and
> was away from home more often than not...
>
> Anyway, he came home for one of his 'flying visits' the whole family
was
> sitting around the dinner table; his Mom had laid on a 'feast' in his
> honour... He had just thanked her profusely and went on about how nice
> it was to have a wonderful home-cooked meal again etc., then without
> thinking he said, "Please pass the f**king butter." There was a
shocked
> silence for about 20 seconds before most of us burst out laughing. His
> Mom was not all that impressed though... <grin>



LOL!!! I've done that soooooo many times!!! :-)

Usually fairly tired when it happens.


Still do on occasion :-)




--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do
nothing.

Edmund Burke.

On Nov 8, 10:01 pm, "SteveB" <toquerville@zionvistas> wrote:

>
> Two people you NEVER EVER want to piss off. The cook or the barber.

Add the dentist.

"PeterLucas" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected] .25...
> Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in newsmpomelet-
> [email protected]:
>
>> In article <[email protected]> ,
>> PeterLucas <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news[email protected]:
>>>
>>>
>>> >
>>> > It's also unwise to piss of a cop, or a judge.
>>>
>>>
>>> I can vouch for the last one :-/
>>
>> Heh!
>
>
>
> Bad tempered/ill humoured judges should not have the right to hand down
> decisions/sentences.
>
> I don't think he liked me talking to him 'one-on-one' without having the
> legal parasites involved. And I don't think he liked my comment of
> "Ohhhh, **** off...... do you really believe that ****??!!" when he was
> reading some of his ****e out.
>
> Ahhhh well........ hopefully, he learned something that day.

Recently, I had to go to court. For the third time, after the prosecution
had failed to find the "evidence". When asked by the judge what I pled, I
made a motion to dismiss because of prosecution's inability to produce
discovery and evidence, and cited him number and verse from state law. He
looked at me for about five seconds, looked at the prosecutor, banged his
gavel, and said "Case Dismissed".

But I sure as hell hope I don't ever have to meet the man again in court.
He was fuming under his robe, but he knew I was right.

Steve

In article <[email protected]>,
"SteveB" <toquerville@zionvistas> wrote:

> "PeterLucas" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected] .25...
> > Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in newsmpomelet-
> > [email protected]:
> >
> >> In article <[email protected]> ,
> >> PeterLucas <[email protected]> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Omelet <[email protected]> wrote in
> >>> news[email protected]:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> >
> >>> > It's also unwise to piss of a cop, or a judge.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> I can vouch for the last one :-/
> >>
> >> Heh!
> >
> >
> >
> > Bad tempered/ill humoured judges should not have the right to hand down
> > decisions/sentences.
> >
> > I don't think he liked me talking to him 'one-on-one' without having the
> > legal parasites involved. And I don't think he liked my comment of
> > "Ohhhh, **** off...... do you really believe that ****??!!" when he was
> > reading some of his ****e out.
> >
> > Ahhhh well........ hopefully, he learned something that day.
>
> Recently, I had to go to court. For the third time, after the prosecution
> had failed to find the "evidence". When asked by the judge what I pled, I
> made a motion to dismiss because of prosecution's inability to produce
> discovery and evidence, and cited him number and verse from state law. He
> looked at me for about five seconds, looked at the prosecutor, banged his
> gavel, and said "Case Dismissed".
>
> But I sure as hell hope I don't ever have to meet the man again in court.
> He was fuming under his robe, but he knew I was right.
>
> Steve

Well done Steve. ;-) You are armchair lawyer?
--
Peace! Om

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama