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    Malcom \Mal\ Reynolds Guest

    Default NeoFlam cookware

    Is it safe? Is it worth purchasing? Are there any better alternatives?


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  2. #2
    notbob Guest

    Default Re: NeoFlam cookware

    On 2012-03-27, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds <[email protected]> wrote:
    > Is it safe? Is it worth purchasing? Are there any better alternatives?


    I gotta admit ....that's the funniest, TOTALLY non-regulation, sig I've
    ever seen.

    (I even saved it and sent it on to my friend, who maddeningly sends
    me those incredibly stupid chain emails)

    nb

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    Malcom \Mal\ Reynolds Guest

    Default Re: NeoFlam cookware

    In article <[email protected]>, notbob <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    > On 2012-03-27, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds <[email protected]> wrote:
    > > Is it safe? Is it worth purchasing? Are there any better alternatives?

    >
    > I gotta admit ....that's the funniest, TOTALLY non-regulation, sig I've
    > ever seen.
    >
    > (I even saved it and sent it on to my friend, who maddeningly sends
    > me those incredibly stupid chain emails)
    >
    > nb


    I have to admit that it really wasn't meant so much as a sig, but as a way to
    get around my news servers requirement for a "real text content", but then again
    it's a free News Server and I have to put up with its quirks. But then again,
    they were funny quips

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    RussianFoodDire Guest

    Default Re: NeoFlam cookware


    These small notes speak a hundred words. They are funny and good to
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