Thread: Need Recipe fast

On 21-Feb-2010, Nomen Nescio <[email protected]> wrote:

> Hi. Company is coming for Lunch! Help. I need to know how to make that
> Kraft Mac and Cheese out of a box. I figure that with the current level
> of skill on this newsgroup, for some it may be reaching, but please dig
> deep and send me instructions! I can't read French so send me
> instructions in English.

Shred the box into vaguely elbow-macaroni shaped pieces; remove from jar of
CheezeWhiz and microwave until runny. In a disposable bowl, toss shredded
cardboard and Whiz until thoroughly mixed. That stuff is too hard to get
off real dishes and utensils; serve on paper plates or old newspapers, use
hands for utensils. To spice it up a bit, stir in a few packets of salsa
from TacoBell or, add one packet of chinese hot mustard to surprise the
kiddies.

Goes especially well with Heinz tomato soup. Recipe below:
12 packets Heinz Ketchup filched from favorite fastfood jointsd. Grab some
crackers too, if they have them.
1-1.5 cups hot water, depending on how thick/thin you like your soup.
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Kent Brockman, multi-award winning anchor

On 21-Feb-2010, "Kent Brockman" <[email protected]> wrote:

> On 21-Feb-2010, Nomen Nescio <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > Hi. Company is coming for Lunch! Help. I need to know how to make
> > that
> > Kraft Mac and Cheese out of a box. I figure that with the current level
> > of skill on this newsgroup, for some it may be reaching, but please dig
> > deep and send me instructions! I can't read French so send me
> > instructions in English.
>
> Shred the box into vaguely elbow-macaroni shaped pieces; remove LID from
> jar
> of
> CheezeWhiz and microwave until runny. In a disposable bowl, toss shredded
> cardboard and Whiz until thoroughly mixed. That stuff is too hard to get
> off real dishes and utensils; serve on paper plates or old newspapers, use
> hands for utensils. To spice it up a bit, stir in a few packets of salsa
> from TacoBell or, add one packet of chinese hot mustard to surprise the
> kiddies.

see edit to first line; I hadn't had my second bloody-mary before the initil
reply this morning. Time to go make number 3; the tomato juice and celery
will meet my 5-a-day fruit and vegetable quota.
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Kent Brockman, multi-award winning anchor

On 21-Feb-2010, "Kent Brockman" <[email protected]> wrote:

> see edit to first line; I hadn't had my second bloody-mary before the
> INITIAL
> reply this morning. Time to go make number 3; the tomato juice and celery
> will meet my 5-a-day fruit and vegetable quota.
> --
> Kent Brockman, multi-award winning anchor

see edit to first line; I hadn't had my thrd ...
--
Kent Brockman, multi-award winning anchor