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    Nomen Nescio Guest

    Default Need Recipe fast

    Hi. Company is coming for Lunch! Help. I need to know how to make that Kraft Mac and Cheese out of a box. I figure that with the current level of skill on this newsgroup, for some it may be reaching, but please dig deep and send me instructions! I can't read French so send me instructions in English.


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    Kent Brockman Guest

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    On 21-Feb-2010, Nomen Nescio <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Hi. Company is coming for Lunch! Help. I need to know how to make that
    > Kraft Mac and Cheese out of a box. I figure that with the current level
    > of skill on this newsgroup, for some it may be reaching, but please dig
    > deep and send me instructions! I can't read French so send me
    > instructions in English.


    Shred the box into vaguely elbow-macaroni shaped pieces; remove from jar of
    CheezeWhiz and microwave until runny. In a disposable bowl, toss shredded
    cardboard and Whiz until thoroughly mixed. That stuff is too hard to get
    off real dishes and utensils; serve on paper plates or old newspapers, use
    hands for utensils. To spice it up a bit, stir in a few packets of salsa
    from TacoBell or, add one packet of chinese hot mustard to surprise the
    kiddies.

    Goes especially well with Heinz tomato soup. Recipe below:
    12 packets Heinz Ketchup filched from favorite fastfood jointsd. Grab some
    crackers too, if they have them.
    1-1.5 cups hot water, depending on how thick/thin you like your soup.
    --
    Kent Brockman, multi-award winning anchor

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    Kent Brockman Guest

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    On 21-Feb-2010, "Kent Brockman" <[email protected]> wrote:

    > On 21-Feb-2010, Nomen Nescio <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    > > Hi. Company is coming for Lunch! Help. I need to know how to make
    > > that
    > > Kraft Mac and Cheese out of a box. I figure that with the current level
    > > of skill on this newsgroup, for some it may be reaching, but please dig
    > > deep and send me instructions! I can't read French so send me
    > > instructions in English.

    >
    > Shred the box into vaguely elbow-macaroni shaped pieces; remove LID from
    > jar
    > of
    > CheezeWhiz and microwave until runny. In a disposable bowl, toss shredded
    > cardboard and Whiz until thoroughly mixed. That stuff is too hard to get
    > off real dishes and utensils; serve on paper plates or old newspapers, use
    > hands for utensils. To spice it up a bit, stir in a few packets of salsa
    > from TacoBell or, add one packet of chinese hot mustard to surprise the
    > kiddies.


    see edit to first line; I hadn't had my second bloody-mary before the initil
    reply this morning. Time to go make number 3; the tomato juice and celery
    will meet my 5-a-day fruit and vegetable quota.
    --
    Kent Brockman, multi-award winning anchor

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    Kent Brockman Guest

    Default Re: Need Recipe fast


    On 21-Feb-2010, "Kent Brockman" <[email protected]> wrote:

    > see edit to first line; I hadn't had my second bloody-mary before the
    > INITIAL
    > reply this morning. Time to go make number 3; the tomato juice and celery
    > will meet my 5-a-day fruit and vegetable quota.
    > --
    > Kent Brockman, multi-award winning anchor


    see edit to first line; I hadn't had my thrd ...
    --
    Kent Brockman, multi-award winning anchor

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