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  1. #1
    Andy Guest

    Default A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.

    Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.

    EZ-Cracker!

    For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
    "conveniently" do it for you.

    The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
    correctly.

    And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."

    I think I watch too much early morning TV.

    And they never did mention the price!!!

    Sometimes I feel like a nut...

    Andy

  2. #2
    sf Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:45:10 -0600, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:

    >A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
    >
    >Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
    >
    >EZ-Cracker!
    >
    >For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
    >"conveniently" do it for you.
    >
    >The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
    >correctly.
    >
    >And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
    >
    >I think I watch too much early morning TV.
    >
    >And they never did mention the price!!!
    >
    >Sometimes I feel like a nut...
    >

    Heh... the name had me fooled. I thought it was going to be a device
    to spread something on a cracker without breaking it.


    --
    I love cooking with wine.
    Sometimes I even put it in the food.

  3. #3
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    sf <[email protected]> wrote in news:08tkh55mi0mvkaraa4e59it782ue4merna@
    4ax.com:

    > On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:45:10 -0600, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >>A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
    >>
    >>Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
    >>
    >>EZ-Cracker!
    >>
    >>For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
    >>"conveniently" do it for you.
    >>
    >>The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
    >>correctly.
    >>
    >>And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
    >>
    >>I think I watch too much early morning TV.
    >>
    >>And they never did mention the price!!!
    >>
    >>Sometimes I feel like a nut...
    >>

    > Heh... the name had me fooled. I thought it was going to be a device
    > to spread something on a cracker without breaking it.



    sf,

    It's even got a yolks only fool's food attachment. LOLOL!!!

    The "most helpless product of the year" if I've ever seen one!

    I hope it doesn't make it's way to San Francisco.

    Still wondering how much it cost for all that plastic!?! 5?

    Best,

    Andy

  4. #4
    Old Harley Rider Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D



    Andy wrote:
    > sf <[email protected]> wrote in news:08tkh55mi0mvkaraa4e59it782ue4merna@
    > 4ax.com:
    >
    >> On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:45:10 -0600, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
    >>>
    >>> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
    >>>
    >>> EZ-Cracker!
    >>>
    >>> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
    >>> "conveniently" do it for you.
    >>>
    >>> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
    >>> correctly.
    >>>
    >>> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
    >>>
    >>> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
    >>>
    >>> And they never did mention the price!!!
    >>>
    >>> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
    >>>

    >> Heh... the name had me fooled. I thought it was going to be a device
    >> to spread something on a cracker without breaking it.

    >
    >
    > sf,
    >
    > It's even got a yolks only fool's food attachment. LOLOL!!!
    >
    > The "most helpless product of the year" if I've ever seen one!
    >
    > I hope it doesn't make it's way to San Francisco.
    >
    > Still wondering how much it cost for all that plastic!?! 5?
    >
    > Best,
    >
    > Andy


    I had a Popiel Egg Scrambler back in the 70's
    I thought it was a great gadget for the kitchen...
    But I don't need an egg cracker...
    --
    GOD rides a Harley,
    Can you see Him?

    Skype <fxdlrider2>

  5. #5
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    Old Harley Rider wrote

    > GOD rides a Harley,
    > Can you see Him?



    I could swear I did! Lowsided my Honda 750cc around the corner when the
    contact patch met a flattened aluminum can. He briefly reached out and
    touched me. After being slammed into the ground, I got up and rode home
    with a few scrapes, 1/4 mile from home.

    Gimme helmet hair any time o' day!!!

    Yeah, tell me if I was riding a Harley none of that would've happened?

    Best,

    Andy

  6. #6
    Kalmia Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    On Dec 5, 6:45*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
    >
    > Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
    >
    > EZ-Cracker!
    >
    > For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
    > "conveniently" do it for you.
    >
    > The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
    > correctly.
    >
    > And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
    >
    > I think I watch too much early morning TV.
    >
    > And they never did mention the price!!!
    >
    > Sometimes I feel like a nut...
    >
    > Andy


    Whaddaya think o' that brownie pan?

  7. #7
    Andy Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    Kalmia wrote

    > On Dec 5, 6:45*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    >> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
    >>
    >> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
    >>
    >> EZ-Cracker!
    >>
    >> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
    >> "conveniently" do it for you.
    >>
    >> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
    >> correctly.
    >>
    >> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
    >>
    >> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
    >>
    >> And they never did mention the price!!!
    >>
    >> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
    >>
    >> Andy

    >
    > Whaddaya think o' that brownie pan?



    Kalmia,

    You're asking me to actually pay attention?? <VBG>

    I honestly forget the background props they used.

    Now, all of a sudden I can't wait to see the commercial again.

    Thanks a lot! Ya BUM!!!

    Best,

    Andy

  8. #8
    Kalmia Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    On Dec 5, 12:25*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > Kalmia wrote
    >
    >
    >
    > > On Dec 5, 6:45*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > >> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.

    >
    > >> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.

    >
    > >> EZ-Cracker!

    >
    > >> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
    > >> "conveniently" do it for you.

    >
    > >> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
    > >> correctly.

    >
    > >> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."

    >
    > >> I think I watch too much early morning TV.

    >
    > >> And they never did mention the price!!!

    >
    > >> Sometimes I feel like a nut...

    >
    > >> Andy

    >
    > > Whaddaya think o' that brownie pan?

    >
    > Kalmia,
    >
    > You're asking me to actually pay attention?? <VBG>
    >
    > I honestly forget the background props they used.
    >
    > Now, all of a sudden I can't wait to see the commercial again.
    >
    > Thanks a lot! Ya BUM!!!
    >
    > Best,
    >
    > Andy


    It's not a prop. It's another tv ad for making perfect brownies with
    no cutting hassle. 19.95, of course. Another contraption to clog up
    cupboards.

  9. #9
    Ed Pawlowski Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D


    "Kalmia" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    It's not a prop. It's another tv ad for making perfect brownies with
    no cutting hassle. 19.95, of course. Another contraption to clog up
    cupboards.

    **************************************

    Cutting brownies requires making 8 to10 cuts with a sharp dangerous knife.
    Your family can be injured, even killed by such wild acts. Well worth
    19.95 for the peace of mind.



  10. #10
    Becca Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    Andy wrote:
    > A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
    >
    > Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
    >
    > EZ-Cracker!
    >
    > For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
    > "conveniently" do it for you.
    >
    > The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
    > correctly.
    >
    > And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
    >
    > I think I watch too much early morning TV.
    >
    > And they never did mention the price!!!
    >
    > Sometimes I feel like a nut...
    >
    > Andy
    >


    This is the first I have heard about the EZ Cracker. Almost everything
    I watch on TV has been recorded on the DVR, so I avoid the commercials.
    I found the video here and it is interesting, but certainly not anything
    I need.


    http://www.asseenontvvideo.com/511766/EZ-Cracker.html


    Becca

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    Andy Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    Kalmia <[email protected]> wrote in news:f9666444-c0a7-48db-b665-
    [email protected]:

    > Kalmia



    Kalmia,

    Haven't seen that one yet.

    I'll bet it's just around the corner, any day now.

    Best,

    Andy

  12. #12
    sf Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    On Sat, 5 Dec 2009 14:47:50 -0500, "Ed Pawlowski" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >
    >"Kalmia" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >It's not a prop. It's another tv ad for making perfect brownies with
    >no cutting hassle. 19.95, of course. Another contraption to clog up
    >cupboards.
    >
    >**************************************
    >
    >Cutting brownies requires making 8 to10 cuts with a sharp dangerous knife.
    >Your family can be injured, even killed by such wild acts. Well worth
    >19.95 for the peace of mind.
    >

    Is it silicone and you pop out the brownies like ice cubes?

    --
    I love cooking with wine.
    Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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    sf Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:03:45 -0600, Becca <[email protected]> wrote:

    >Andy wrote:
    >> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
    >>
    >> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
    >>
    >> EZ-Cracker!
    >>
    >> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
    >> "conveniently" do it for you.
    >>
    >> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
    >> correctly.
    >>
    >> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
    >>
    >> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
    >>
    >> And they never did mention the price!!!
    >>
    >> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
    >>
    >> Andy
    >>

    >
    >This is the first I have heard about the EZ Cracker. Almost everything
    >I watch on TV has been recorded on the DVR, so I avoid the commercials.
    >I found the video here and it is interesting, but certainly not anything
    >I need.
    >
    >
    >http://www.asseenontvvideo.com/511766/EZ-Cracker.html
    >
    >

    Thanks. I would have never thought about googling As Seen On TV. I
    found the brownie contraption there too.
    <https://www.perfectbrownie.tv/flare/next?tag=os|af>

    --
    I love cooking with wine.
    Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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    Andy Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    sf <[email protected]> wrote in news:dljlh5p11gs81840dqegm8scf7tq8f33b5@
    4ax.com:

    > On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:03:45 -0600, Becca <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >>Andy wrote:
    >>> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
    >>>
    >>> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
    >>>
    >>> EZ-Cracker!
    >>>
    >>> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
    >>> "conveniently" do it for you.
    >>>
    >>> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
    >>> correctly.
    >>>
    >>> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
    >>>
    >>> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
    >>>
    >>> And they never did mention the price!!!
    >>>
    >>> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
    >>>
    >>> Andy
    >>>

    >>
    >>This is the first I have heard about the EZ Cracker. Almost everything
    >>I watch on TV has been recorded on the DVR, so I avoid the commercials.
    >>I found the video here and it is interesting, but certainly not

    anything
    >>I need.
    >>
    >>
    >>http://www.asseenontvvideo.com/511766/EZ-Cracker.html
    >>
    >>

    > Thanks. I would have never thought about googling As Seen On TV. I
    > found the brownie contraption there too.
    > <https://www.perfectbrownie.tv/flare/next?tag=os|af>



    Heck, $20?

    They didn't even include the bacon thingy here!

    I'm going to have to rethink this junk product!

    LOL!

    NOT!!!

    Andy

  15. #15
    Bob Muncie Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    Andy wrote:
    > sf <[email protected]> wrote in news:dljlh5p11gs81840dqegm8scf7tq8f33b5@
    > 4ax.com:
    >
    >> On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:03:45 -0600, Becca <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Andy wrote:
    >>>> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
    >>>>
    >>>> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
    >>>>
    >>>> EZ-Cracker!
    >>>>
    >>>> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
    >>>> "conveniently" do it for you.
    >>>>
    >>>> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
    >>>> correctly.
    >>>>
    >>>> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
    >>>>
    >>>> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
    >>>>
    >>>> And they never did mention the price!!!
    >>>>
    >>>> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
    >>>>
    >>>> Andy
    >>>>
    >>> This is the first I have heard about the EZ Cracker. Almost everything
    >>> I watch on TV has been recorded on the DVR, so I avoid the commercials.
    >>> I found the video here and it is interesting, but certainly not

    > anything
    >>> I need.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> http://www.asseenontvvideo.com/511766/EZ-Cracker.html
    >>>
    >>>

    >> Thanks. I would have never thought about googling As Seen On TV. I
    >> found the brownie contraption there too.
    >> <https://www.perfectbrownie.tv/flare/next?tag=os|af>

    >
    >
    > Heck, $20?
    >
    > They didn't even include the bacon thingy here!
    >
    > I'm going to have to rethink this junk product!
    >
    > LOL!
    >
    > NOT!!!
    >
    > Andy


    Is this a good place to admit that I, when cracking eggs have a 50%
    chance of including a small piece of shell in the eggs?

    I HATE THAT! but I do have that issue. I hate having to fish the
    occasional piece of shell out of the bowl.

    Bob


  16. #16
    Kalmia Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    On Dec 5, 4:19*pm, sf <s...@geemail.com> wrote:
    > On Sat, 5 Dec 2009 14:47:50 -0500, "Ed Pawlowski" <e...@snet.net>
    > wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    > >"Kalmia" <tweeny90...@mypacks.net> wrote in message
    > >It's not a prop. *It's another tv ad for making perfect brownies with
    > >no cutting hassle. *19.95, of course. *Another contraption to clog up
    > >cupboards.

    >
    > >**************************************

    >
    > >Cutting brownies requires making 8 to10 cuts with a sharp dangerous knife.
    > >Your family can be injured, even *killed by such wild acts. *Well worth
    > >19.95 for the peace of mind.

    >
    > Is it silicone and you pop out the brownies like ice cubes?
    >
    > --
    > I love cooking with wine.
    > Sometimes I even put it in the food.


    Could be. It has some kind of separators, and also a 'pedestal' to
    display your Duncan HInes brownies at their best.

    About brownies: I am slowly cooking my way thru about a dozen diff.
    brownie recipes - all low cal, low fat, low sugar, etc. from a
    cookbook called "Baking without Fat". So far, none can stand in for
    the traditional brownie.


  17. #17
    Kalmia Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    On Dec 5, 6:39*pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
    > Andy wrote:
    > > sf *<s...@geemail.com> wrote in news:dljlh5p11gs81840dqegm8scf7tq8f33b5@
    > > 4ax.com:

    >
    > >> On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:03:45 -0600, Becca <be...@hal-pc.org> wrote:

    >
    > >>> Andy wrote:
    > >>>> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.

    >
    > >>>> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.

    >
    > >>>> EZ-Cracker!

    >
    > >>>> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
    > >>>> "conveniently" do it for you.

    >
    > >>>> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
    > >>>> correctly.

    >
    > >>>> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."

    >
    > >>>> I think I watch too much early morning TV.

    >
    > >>>> And they never did mention the price!!!

    >
    > >>>> Sometimes I feel like a nut...

    >
    > >>>> Andy

    >
    > >>> This is the first I have heard about the EZ Cracker. *Almost everything
    > >>> I watch on TV has been recorded on the DVR, so I avoid the commercials. *
    > >>> I found the video here and it is interesting, but certainly not

    > > anything
    > >>> I need.

    >
    > >>>http://www.asseenontvvideo.com/511766/EZ-Cracker.html

    >
    > >> Thanks. *I would have never thought about googling As Seen On TV. *I
    > >> found the brownie contraption there too.
    > >> <https://www.perfectbrownie.tv/flare/next?tag=os|af>

    >
    > > Heck, $20?

    >
    > > They didn't even include the bacon thingy here!

    >
    > > I'm going to have to rethink this junk product!

    >
    > > LOL!

    >
    > > NOT!!!

    >
    > > Andy

    >
    > Is this a good place to admit that I, when cracking eggs have a 50%
    > chance of including a small piece of shell in the eggs?
    >
    > I HATE THAT! but I do have that issue. I hate having to fish the
    > occasional piece of shell out of the bowl.
    >
    > Bob


    You dirty another little bowl and break it over that. Fish out any
    shell tidbits with the shell itself - nature shaped it perfectly for
    scooping - then dump into your recipe.

  18. #18
    Kalmia Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    On Dec 5, 6:45*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
    > A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
    >
    > Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
    >
    > EZ-Cracker!
    >
    > For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
    > "conveniently" do it for you.
    >
    > The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
    > correctly.
    >
    > And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
    >
    > I think I watch too much early morning TV.
    >
    > And they never did mention the price!!!
    >
    > Sometimes I feel like a nut...
    >
    > Andy


    Any idiot will notice that, in the ad, they don't show all the
    operation for removing the shell from a hard cooked. How dumb do they
    thing the buying public IS?

  19. #19
    sf Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    On Sat, 5 Dec 2009 16:04:40 -0800 (PST), Kalmia
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >About brownies: I am slowly cooking my way thru about a dozen diff.
    >brownie recipes - all low cal, low fat, low sugar, etc. from a
    >cookbook called "Baking without Fat". So far, none can stand in for
    >the traditional brownie.


    If you ever get a low fat winner, please post it here. Hubby is on a
    low fat regimen, counting the fat grams.

    --
    I love cooking with wine.
    Sometimes I even put it in the food.

  20. #20
    Bob Muncie Guest

    Default Re: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

    Kalmia wrote:
    > On Dec 5, 6:39 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
    >> Andy wrote:
    >>> sf <s...@geemail.com> wrote in news:dljlh5p11gs81840dqegm8scf7tq8f33b5@
    >>> 4ax.com:
    >>>> On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:03:45 -0600, Becca <be...@hal-pc.org> wrote:
    >>>>> Andy wrote:
    >>>>>> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
    >>>>>> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
    >>>>>> EZ-Cracker!
    >>>>>> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
    >>>>>> "conveniently" do it for you.
    >>>>>> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
    >>>>>> correctly.
    >>>>>> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
    >>>>>> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
    >>>>>> And they never did mention the price!!!
    >>>>>> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
    >>>>>> Andy
    >>>>> This is the first I have heard about the EZ Cracker. Almost everything
    >>>>> I watch on TV has been recorded on the DVR, so I avoid the commercials.
    >>>>> I found the video here and it is interesting, but certainly not
    >>> anything
    >>>>> I need.
    >>>>> http://www.asseenontvvideo.com/511766/EZ-Cracker.html
    >>>> Thanks. I would have never thought about googling As Seen On TV. I
    >>>> found the brownie contraption there too.
    >>>> <https://www.perfectbrownie.tv/flare/next?tag=os|af>
    >>> Heck, $20?
    >>> They didn't even include the bacon thingy here!
    >>> I'm going to have to rethink this junk product!
    >>> LOL!
    >>> NOT!!!
    >>> Andy

    >> Is this a good place to admit that I, when cracking eggs have a 50%
    >> chance of including a small piece of shell in the eggs?
    >>
    >> I HATE THAT! but I do have that issue. I hate having to fish the
    >> occasional piece of shell out of the bowl.
    >>
    >> Bob

    >
    > You dirty another little bowl and break it over that. Fish out any
    > shell tidbits with the shell itself - nature shaped it perfectly for
    > scooping - then dump into your recipe.


    And of course you are right. Rather than have issue, I should just deal
    with the problem.

    And I would like someone like you looking over my shoulder.

    I sometimes need a different prospective.

    Bob

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