Thread: A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.:D

On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:45:10 -0600, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:

>A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
>
>Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
>
>EZ-Cracker!
>
>For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
>"conveniently" do it for you.
>
>The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
>correctly.
>
>And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
>
>I think I watch too much early morning TV.
>
>And they never did mention the price!!!
>
>Sometimes I feel like a nut...
>
Heh... the name had me fooled. I thought it was going to be a device
to spread something on a cracker without breaking it.


--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

sf <[email protected]> wrote in news:08tkh55mi0mvkaraa4e59it782ue4merna@
4ax.com:

> On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:45:10 -0600, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
>>
>>Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
>>
>>EZ-Cracker!
>>
>>For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
>>"conveniently" do it for you.
>>
>>The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
>>correctly.
>>
>>And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
>>
>>I think I watch too much early morning TV.
>>
>>And they never did mention the price!!!
>>
>>Sometimes I feel like a nut...
>>
> Heh... the name had me fooled. I thought it was going to be a device
> to spread something on a cracker without breaking it.


sf,

It's even got a yolks only fool's food attachment. LOLOL!!!

The "most helpless product of the year" if I've ever seen one!

I hope it doesn't make it's way to San Francisco.

Still wondering how much it cost for all that plastic!?! 5¢?

Best,

Andy

Andy wrote:
> sf <[email protected]> wrote in news:08tkh55mi0mvkaraa4e59it782ue4merna@
> 4ax.com:
>
>> On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:45:10 -0600, Andy <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
>>>
>>> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
>>>
>>> EZ-Cracker!
>>>
>>> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
>>> "conveniently" do it for you.
>>>
>>> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
>>> correctly.
>>>
>>> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
>>>
>>> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
>>>
>>> And they never did mention the price!!!
>>>
>>> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
>>>
>> Heh... the name had me fooled. I thought it was going to be a device
>> to spread something on a cracker without breaking it.
>
>
> sf,
>
> It's even got a yolks only fool's food attachment. LOLOL!!!
>
> The "most helpless product of the year" if I've ever seen one!
>
> I hope it doesn't make it's way to San Francisco.
>
> Still wondering how much it cost for all that plastic!?! 5¢?
>
> Best,
>
> Andy

I had a Popiel Egg Scrambler back in the 70's
I thought it was a great gadget for the kitchen...
But I don't need an egg cracker...
--
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Can you see Him?

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> GOD rides a Harley,
> Can you see Him?


I could swear I did! Lowsided my Honda 750cc around the corner when the
contact patch met a flattened aluminum can. He briefly reached out and
touched me. After being slammed into the ground, I got up and rode home
with a few scrapes, 1/4 mile from home.

Gimme helmet hair any time o' day!!!

Yeah, tell me if I was riding a Harley none of that would've happened?

Best,

Andy

On Dec 5, 6:45*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
>
> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
>
> EZ-Cracker!
>
> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
> "conveniently" do it for you.
>
> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
> correctly.
>
> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
>
> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
>
> And they never did mention the price!!!
>
> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
>
> Andy

Whaddaya think o' that brownie pan?

Kalmia wrote

> On Dec 5, 6:45*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
>> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
>>
>> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
>>
>> EZ-Cracker!
>>
>> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
>> "conveniently" do it for you.
>>
>> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
>> correctly.
>>
>> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
>>
>> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
>>
>> And they never did mention the price!!!
>>
>> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
>>
>> Andy
>
> Whaddaya think o' that brownie pan?


Kalmia,

You're asking me to actually pay attention?? <VBG>

I honestly forget the background props they used.

Now, all of a sudden I can't wait to see the commercial again.

Thanks a lot! Ya BUM!!!

Best,

Andy

On Dec 5, 12:25*pm, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> Kalmia wrote
>
>
>
> > On Dec 5, 6:45*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> >> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
>
> >> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
>
> >> EZ-Cracker!
>
> >> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
> >> "conveniently" do it for you.
>
> >> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
> >> correctly.
>
> >> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
>
> >> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
>
> >> And they never did mention the price!!!
>
> >> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
>
> >> Andy
>
> > Whaddaya think o' that brownie pan?
>
> Kalmia,
>
> You're asking me to actually pay attention?? <VBG>
>
> I honestly forget the background props they used.
>
> Now, all of a sudden I can't wait to see the commercial again.
>
> Thanks a lot! Ya BUM!!!
>
> Best,
>
> Andy

It's not a prop. It's another tv ad for making perfect brownies with
no cutting hassle. 19.95, of course. Another contraption to clog up
cupboards.

"Kalmia" <[email protected]> wrote in message
It's not a prop. It's another tv ad for making perfect brownies with
no cutting hassle. 19.95, of course. Another contraption to clog up
cupboards.

**************************************

Cutting brownies requires making 8 to10 cuts with a sharp dangerous knife.
Your family can be injured, even killed by such wild acts. Well worth
19.95 for the peace of mind.

Andy wrote:
> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
>
> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
>
> EZ-Cracker!
>
> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
> "conveniently" do it for you.
>
> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
> correctly.
>
> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
>
> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
>
> And they never did mention the price!!!
>
> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
>
> Andy
>

This is the first I have heard about the EZ Cracker. Almost everything
I watch on TV has been recorded on the DVR, so I avoid the commercials.
I found the video here and it is interesting, but certainly not anything
I need.


http://www.asseenontvvideo.com/511766/EZ-Cracker.html


Becca

Kalmia <[email protected]> wrote in news:f9666444-c0a7-48db-b665-
[email protected]:

> Kalmia


Kalmia,

Haven't seen that one yet.

I'll bet it's just around the corner, any day now.

Best,

Andy

On Sat, 5 Dec 2009 14:47:50 -0500, "Ed Pawlowski" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>
>"Kalmia" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>It's not a prop. It's another tv ad for making perfect brownies with
>no cutting hassle. 19.95, of course. Another contraption to clog up
>cupboards.
>
>**************************************
>
>Cutting brownies requires making 8 to10 cuts with a sharp dangerous knife.
>Your family can be injured, even killed by such wild acts. Well worth
>19.95 for the peace of mind.
>
Is it silicone and you pop out the brownies like ice cubes?

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:03:45 -0600, Becca <[email protected]> wrote:

>Andy wrote:
>> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
>>
>> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
>>
>> EZ-Cracker!
>>
>> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
>> "conveniently" do it for you.
>>
>> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
>> correctly.
>>
>> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
>>
>> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
>>
>> And they never did mention the price!!!
>>
>> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
>>
>> Andy
>>
>
>This is the first I have heard about the EZ Cracker. Almost everything
>I watch on TV has been recorded on the DVR, so I avoid the commercials.
>I found the video here and it is interesting, but certainly not anything
>I need.
>
>
>http://www.asseenontvvideo.com/511766/EZ-Cracker.html
>
>
Thanks. I would have never thought about googling As Seen On TV. I
found the brownie contraption there too.
<https://www.perfectbrownie.tv/flare/next?tag=os|af>

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

sf <[email protected]> wrote in news:dljlh5p11gs81840dqegm8scf7tq8f33b5@
4ax.com:

> On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:03:45 -0600, Becca <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Andy wrote:
>>> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
>>>
>>> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
>>>
>>> EZ-Cracker!
>>>
>>> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
>>> "conveniently" do it for you.
>>>
>>> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
>>> correctly.
>>>
>>> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
>>>
>>> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
>>>
>>> And they never did mention the price!!!
>>>
>>> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
>>>
>>> Andy
>>>
>>
>>This is the first I have heard about the EZ Cracker. Almost everything
>>I watch on TV has been recorded on the DVR, so I avoid the commercials.
>>I found the video here and it is interesting, but certainly not
anything
>>I need.
>>
>>
>>http://www.asseenontvvideo.com/511766/EZ-Cracker.html
>>
>>
> Thanks. I would have never thought about googling As Seen On TV. I
> found the brownie contraption there too.
> <https://www.perfectbrownie.tv/flare/next?tag=os|af>


Heck, $20?

They didn't even include the bacon thingy here!

I'm going to have to rethink this junk product!

LOL!

NOT!!!

Andy

Andy wrote:
> sf <[email protected]> wrote in news:dljlh5p11gs81840dqegm8scf7tq8f33b5@
> 4ax.com:
>
>> On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:03:45 -0600, Becca <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> Andy wrote:
>>>> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
>>>>
>>>> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
>>>>
>>>> EZ-Cracker!
>>>>
>>>> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
>>>> "conveniently" do it for you.
>>>>
>>>> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
>>>> correctly.
>>>>
>>>> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
>>>>
>>>> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
>>>>
>>>> And they never did mention the price!!!
>>>>
>>>> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>>>
>>> This is the first I have heard about the EZ Cracker. Almost everything
>>> I watch on TV has been recorded on the DVR, so I avoid the commercials.
>>> I found the video here and it is interesting, but certainly not
> anything
>>> I need.
>>>
>>>
>>> http://www.asseenontvvideo.com/511766/EZ-Cracker.html
>>>
>>>
>> Thanks. I would have never thought about googling As Seen On TV. I
>> found the brownie contraption there too.
>> <https://www.perfectbrownie.tv/flare/next?tag=os|af>
>
>
> Heck, $20?
>
> They didn't even include the bacon thingy here!
>
> I'm going to have to rethink this junk product!
>
> LOL!
>
> NOT!!!
>
> Andy

Is this a good place to admit that I, when cracking eggs have a 50%
chance of including a small piece of shell in the eggs?

I HATE THAT! but I do have that issue. I hate having to fish the
occasional piece of shell out of the bowl.

Bob

On Dec 5, 4:19*pm, sf <s...@geemail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 5 Dec 2009 14:47:50 -0500, "Ed Pawlowski" <e...@snet.net>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >"Kalmia" <tweeny90...@mypacks.net> wrote in message
> >It's not a prop. *It's another tv ad for making perfect brownies with
> >no cutting hassle. *19.95, of course. *Another contraption to clog up
> >cupboards.
>
> >**************************************
>
> >Cutting brownies requires making 8 to10 cuts with a sharp dangerous knife.
> >Your family can be injured, even *killed by such wild acts. *Well worth
> >19.95 for the peace of mind.
>
> Is it silicone and you pop out the brownies like ice cubes?
>
> --
> I love cooking with wine.
> Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Could be. It has some kind of separators, and also a 'pedestal' to
display your Duncan HInes brownies at their best.

About brownies: I am slowly cooking my way thru about a dozen diff.
brownie recipes - all low cal, low fat, low sugar, etc. from a
cookbook called "Baking without Fat". So far, none can stand in for
the traditional brownie.

On Dec 5, 6:39*pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Andy wrote:
> > sf *<s...@geemail.com> wrote in news:dljlh5p11gs81840dqegm8scf7tq8f33b5@
> > 4ax.com:
>
> >> On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:03:45 -0600, Becca <be...@hal-pc.org> wrote:
>
> >>> Andy wrote:
> >>>> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
>
> >>>> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
>
> >>>> EZ-Cracker!
>
> >>>> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
> >>>> "conveniently" do it for you.
>
> >>>> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
> >>>> correctly.
>
> >>>> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
>
> >>>> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
>
> >>>> And they never did mention the price!!!
>
> >>>> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
>
> >>>> Andy
>
> >>> This is the first I have heard about the EZ Cracker. *Almost everything
> >>> I watch on TV has been recorded on the DVR, so I avoid the commercials. *
> >>> I found the video here and it is interesting, but certainly not
> > anything
> >>> I need.
>
> >>>http://www.asseenontvvideo.com/511766/EZ-Cracker.html
>
> >> Thanks. *I would have never thought about googling As Seen On TV. *I
> >> found the brownie contraption there too.
> >> <https://www.perfectbrownie.tv/flare/next?tag=os|af>
>
> > Heck, $20?
>
> > They didn't even include the bacon thingy here!
>
> > I'm going to have to rethink this junk product!
>
> > LOL!
>
> > NOT!!!
>
> > Andy
>
> Is this a good place to admit that I, when cracking eggs have a 50%
> chance of including a small piece of shell in the eggs?
>
> I HATE THAT! but I do have that issue. I hate having to fish the
> occasional piece of shell out of the bowl.
>
> Bob

You dirty another little bowl and break it over that. Fish out any
shell tidbits with the shell itself - nature shaped it perfectly for
scooping - then dump into your recipe.

On Dec 5, 6:45*am, Andy <a...@b.c> wrote:
> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
>
> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
>
> EZ-Cracker!
>
> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
> "conveniently" do it for you.
>
> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
> correctly.
>
> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
>
> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
>
> And they never did mention the price!!!
>
> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
>
> Andy

Any idiot will notice that, in the ad, they don't show all the
operation for removing the shell from a hard cooked. How dumb do they
thing the buying public IS?

On Sat, 5 Dec 2009 16:04:40 -0800 (PST), Kalmia
<[email protected]> wrote:

>About brownies: I am slowly cooking my way thru about a dozen diff.
>brownie recipes - all low cal, low fat, low sugar, etc. from a
>cookbook called "Baking without Fat". So far, none can stand in for
>the traditional brownie.

If you ever get a low fat winner, please post it here. Hubby is on a
low fat regimen, counting the fat grams.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Kalmia wrote:
> On Dec 5, 6:39 pm, Bob Muncie <bob.mun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Andy wrote:
>>> sf <s...@geemail.com> wrote in news:dljlh5p11gs81840dqegm8scf7tq8f33b5@
>>> 4ax.com:
>>>> On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:03:45 -0600, Becca <be...@hal-pc.org> wrote:
>>>>> Andy wrote:
>>>>>> A most useless TV food product: EZ-Cracker.
>>>>>> Over the past few days this has come over the boob tube.
>>>>>> EZ-Cracker!
>>>>>> For folks who can't crack an egg, it's a hand held device to
>>>>>> "conveniently" do it for you.
>>>>>> The commercial used "designed" stupid humans not able to crack an egg
>>>>>> correctly.
>>>>>> And they'll include an EZ-scrambler tool if you "call now."
>>>>>> I think I watch too much early morning TV.
>>>>>> And they never did mention the price!!!
>>>>>> Sometimes I feel like a nut...
>>>>>> Andy
>>>>> This is the first I have heard about the EZ Cracker. Almost everything
>>>>> I watch on TV has been recorded on the DVR, so I avoid the commercials.
>>>>> I found the video here and it is interesting, but certainly not
>>> anything
>>>>> I need.
>>>>> http://www.asseenontvvideo.com/511766/EZ-Cracker.html
>>>> Thanks. I would have never thought about googling As Seen On TV. I
>>>> found the brownie contraption there too.
>>>> <https://www.perfectbrownie.tv/flare/next?tag=os|af>
>>> Heck, $20?
>>> They didn't even include the bacon thingy here!
>>> I'm going to have to rethink this junk product!
>>> LOL!
>>> NOT!!!
>>> Andy
>> Is this a good place to admit that I, when cracking eggs have a 50%
>> chance of including a small piece of shell in the eggs?
>>
>> I HATE THAT! but I do have that issue. I hate having to fish the
>> occasional piece of shell out of the bowl.
>>
>> Bob
>
> You dirty another little bowl and break it over that. Fish out any
> shell tidbits with the shell itself - nature shaped it perfectly for
> scooping - then dump into your recipe.

And of course you are right. Rather than have issue, I should just deal
with the problem.

And I would like someone like you looking over my shoulder.

I sometimes need a different prospective.

Bob