Thread: Mery Christmas Everyone !!

Ozark,

Merry Christmas,

Carol

On Sat 20 Dec 2008 05:02:04p, Ozark Baby told us...

Merry Christmas!

Ozark Baby wrote:

> MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
> *Twas the month before Christmas*
> *When all through our land,*
> *Not a Christian was praying*
> *Nor taking a stand.*
> *See the PC Police had taken away,*

History lesson: CHRISTIANS once banned the celebration of Christmas in
parts of the US. Look up the Puritans, who would have put you on trial
for being a heretic.

If you're not an Episcopalian: In the South, you would've been okay as
long as you kept your head down. Not treated nearly as well as Muslims
are treated in the US today, but not too much worse than Christians
were then treated in Muslim countries.

--
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Plebe wrote:
> On Sat 20 Dec 2008 05:02:04p, Ozark Baby told us...
>
> Merry Christmas!
>
>
>

http://77percent.com/musica/feliznavidad.mp3
--
JL

On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 22:57:36 -0800, Joseph Littleshoes
<[email protected]> wrote:

>http://77percent.com/musica/feliznavidad.mp3

Thanks! Crash and I just finished dancing in the computer room!

Carol

On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:56:16 -0600, "Dan Goodman" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>Ozark Baby wrote:
>
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
>> *Twas the month before Christmas*
>> *When all through our land,*
>> *Not a Christian was praying*
>> *Nor taking a stand.*
>> *See the PC Police had taken away,*
>
>History lesson: CHRISTIANS once banned the celebration of Christmas in
>parts of the US. Look up the Puritans, who would have put you on trial
>for being a heretic.
>
>If you're not an Episcopalian: In the South, you would've been okay as
>long as you kept your head down. Not treated nearly as well as Muslims
>are treated in the US today, but not too much worse than Christians
>were then treated in Muslim countries.

Yeah, yeah, we know all about the real Christmas traditions.

Merry Christmas to you too!!! ;-)

On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 22:57:36 -0800, Joseph Littleshoes
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Plebe wrote:
>> On Sat 20 Dec 2008 05:02:04p, Ozark Baby told us...
>>
>> Merry Christmas!
>>
>>
>>
>
>http://77percent.com/musica/feliznavidad.mp3

I have always loved that song. Thank you!

On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 18:02:04 -0600, Ozark Baby wrote:

> Christmas Puzzle for Everyone!!!
>
> http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcar...ode=ER13610552
>
> MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
> *Twas the month before Christmas*
> *When all through our land,*
> *Not a Christian was praying*
> *Nor taking a stand.*
> *See the PC Police had taken away,*
> *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
> *The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
> *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
> *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
> * December 25th is just a " Holiday ".*
>

what ****ing rubbish.

blake

On Dec 20, 6:02*pm, Ozark Baby <ozarkb...@xxx.com> wrote:
> Christmas Puzzle for Everyone!!!
>
> http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcar...ode=ER13610552
>
> MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
> *Twas the month before Christmas*
> *When all through our land,*
> *Not a Christian was praying*
> *Nor taking a stand.*
> *See the PC Police had taken away,*
> *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
> *The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
> *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
> *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
> * December 25th is just a " Holiday ".*
>
> *Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
> *Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
> *CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
> *Something was changing, something quite odd! *
> *Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
> *In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
> *As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
> * At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
> *At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
> *You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*
>
> *Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-is-ty*
> *Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
> *Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
> *On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*
> *At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
> *To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
> *And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
> ; * Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
>
> *The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
> *The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*
> *So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"*
> *Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
> *Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
>
> *Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS,
> Not Happy Holiday !*

Merry ChristmaHannuKwaanzakah to you too, Jerk.
Me in Fargo
(You in lala land).

Dan Goodman wrote:

> History lesson: CHRISTIANS once banned the celebration of Christmas
> in parts of the US. Look up the Puritans, who would have put you on
> trial for being a heretic.

History lesson: The US didn't exist until long after the last of the
Puritans went extinct.

--
Dave
What is best in life? "To crush your enemies, see them driven before
you, and to hear the lamentation of the women." -- Conan

Dave Bugg wrote:

> Dan Goodman wrote:
>
> > History lesson: CHRISTIANS once banned the celebration of Christmas
> > in parts of the US. Look up the Puritans, who would have put you on
> > trial for being a heretic.
>
> History lesson: The US didn't exist until long after the last of the
> Puritans went extinct.

Amend to "parts of what became the US."

--
Dan Goodman
"I have always depended on the kindness of stranglers."
Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Expire
Journal http://dsgood.livejournal.com
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blake murphy wrote:

> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 18:02:04 -0600, Ozark Baby wrote:
>
> > Christmas Puzzle for Everyone!!!
> >
> > http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcar...ode=ER13610552
> >
> > MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
> > *Twas the month before Christmas*
> > *When all through our land,*
> > *Not a Christian was praying*
> > *Nor taking a stand.*
> > *See the PC Police had taken away,*
> > *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
> > *The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
> > *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
> > *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
> > * December 25th is just a " Holiday ".*
> >
>
> what ****ing rubbish.


Should be: "what *utter* ****ing rubbish"...

;-)


--
Best
Greg

On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 07:42:23 -0800 (PST), Lynn from Fargo
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Dec 20, 6:02*pm, Ozark Baby <ozarkb...@xxx.com> wrote:
>> Christmas Puzzle for Everyone!!!
>>
>> http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcar...ode=ER13610552
>>
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
>> *Twas the month before Christmas*
>> *When all through our land,*
>> *Not a Christian was praying*
>> *Nor taking a stand.*
>> *See the PC Police had taken away,*
>> *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
>> *The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
>> *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
>> *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
>> * December 25th is just a " Holiday ".*
>>
>> *Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
>> *Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
>> *CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
>> *Something was changing, something quite odd! *
>> *Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
>> *In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
>> *As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
>> * At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
>> *At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
>> *You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*
>>
>> *Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-is-ty*
>> *Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
>> *Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
>> *On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*
>> *At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
>> *To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
>> *And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
>> ; * Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
>>
>> *The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
>> *The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*
>> *So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"*
>> *Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
>> *Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
>>
>> *Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS,
>> Not Happy Holiday !*
>
>Merry ChristmaHannuKwaanzakah to you too, Jerk.
>Me in Fargo
>(You in lala land).

Why thank you. BTW, I don't live in la la land, as so many do, but
thanks anyway. have a happy holiday season even if you wish otherwise
to people you disagree with.

On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:28:53 -0600, Ozark Baby wrote:

> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 07:42:23 -0800 (PST), Lynn from Fargo
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>On Dec 20, 6:02*pm, Ozark Baby <ozarkb...@xxx.com> wrote:
>>> Christmas Puzzle for Everyone!!!
>>>
>>> http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcar...ode=ER13610552
>>>
>>> MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
>>> *Twas the month before Christmas*
>>> *When all through our land,*
>>> *Not a Christian was praying*
>>> *Nor taking a stand.*
>>> *See the PC Police had taken away,*
>>> *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
>>> *The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
>>> *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
>>> *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
>>> * December 25th is just a " Holiday ".*
>>>
>>> *Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
>>> *Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
>>> *CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
>>> *Something was changing, something quite odd! *
>>> *Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
>>> *In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
>>> *As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
>>> * At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
>>> *At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
>>> *You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*
>>>
>>> *Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-is-ty*
>>> *Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
>>> *Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
>>> *On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*
>>> *At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
>>> *To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
>>> *And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
>>> ; * Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
>>>
>>> *The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
>>> *The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*
>>> *So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"*
>>> *Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
>>> *Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
>>>
>>> *Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS,
>>> Not Happy Holiday !*
>>
>>Merry ChristmaHannuKwaanzakah to you too, Jerk.
>>Me in Fargo
>>(You in lala land).
>
> Why thank you. BTW, I don't live in la la land, as so many do, but
> thanks anyway. have a happy holiday season even if you wish otherwise
> to people you disagree with.

boo hoo hoo, you're a persecuted christian. yeah, on the news just the
other night jack-booted thugs were using truncheons on christmas carolers,
beating them senseless and then throwing them in jail.

sorry they missed you.

blake

On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:05:57 GMT, blake murphy
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:28:53 -0600, Ozark Baby wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 07:42:23 -0800 (PST), Lynn from Fargo
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>On Dec 20, 6:02*pm, Ozark Baby <ozarkb...@xxx.com> wrote:
>>>> Christmas Puzzle for Everyone!!!
>>>>
>>>> http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcar...ode=ER13610552
>>>>
>>>> MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
>>>> *Twas the month before Christmas*
>>>> *When all through our land,*
>>>> *Not a Christian was praying*
>>>> *Nor taking a stand.*
>>>> *See the PC Police had taken away,*
>>>> *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
>>>> *The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
>>>> *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
>>>> *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
>>>> * December 25th is just a " Holiday ".*
>>>>
>>>> *Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
>>>> *Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
>>>> *CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
>>>> *Something was changing, something quite odd! *
>>>> *Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
>>>> *In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
>>>> *As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
>>>> * At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
>>>> *At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
>>>> *You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*
>>>>
>>>> *Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-is-ty*
>>>> *Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
>>>> *Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
>>>> *On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*
>>>> *At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
>>>> *To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
>>>> *And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
>>>> ; * Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
>>>>
>>>> *The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
>>>> *The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*
>>>> *So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"*
>>>> *Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
>>>> *Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
>>>>
>>>> *Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS,
>>>> Not Happy Holiday !*
>>>
>>>Merry ChristmaHannuKwaanzakah to you too, Jerk.
>>>Me in Fargo
>>>(You in lala land).
>>
>> Why thank you. BTW, I don't live in la la land, as so many do, but
>> thanks anyway. have a happy holiday season even if you wish otherwise
>> to people you disagree with.
>
>boo hoo hoo, you're a persecuted christian. yeah, on the news just the
>other night jack-booted thugs were using truncheons on christmas carolers,
>beating them senseless and then throwing them in jail.
>
>sorry they missed you.
>
>blake

So sorry to disappoint you, but I am not persecuted at all. But, if it
makes you feel better, please believe what you will. In fact, I
consider myself a Christian Pagan.

Merry Christmas to you too. ;-)

Ozark Baby wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:05:57 GMT, blake murphy
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:28:53 -0600, Ozark Baby wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 07:42:23 -0800 (PST), Lynn from Fargo
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Dec 20, 6:02 pm, Ozark Baby <ozarkb...@xxx.com> wrote:
>>>>> Christmas Puzzle for Everyone!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcar...ode=ER13610552
>>>>>
>>>>> MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
>>>>> *Twas the month before Christmas*
>>>>> *When all through our land,*
>>>>> *Not a Christian was praying*
>>>>> *Nor taking a stand.*
>>>>> *See the PC Police had taken away,*
>>>>> *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
>>>>> *The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
>>>>> *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
>>>>> *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
>>>>> * December 25th is just a " Holiday ".*
>>>>>
>>>>> *Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
>>>>> *Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
>>>>> *CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
>>>>> *Something was changing, something quite odd! *
>>>>> *Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
>>>>> *In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
>>>>> *As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
>>>>> * At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
>>>>> *At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
>>>>> *You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*
>>>>>
>>>>> *Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-is-ty*
>>>>> *Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
>>>>> *Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
>>>>> *On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*
>>>>> *At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
>>>>> *To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
>>>>> *And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
>>>>> ; * Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
>>>>>
>>>>> *The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
>>>>> *The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*
>>>>> *So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"*
>>>>> *Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
>>>>> *Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
>>>>>
>>>>> *Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS,
>>>>> Not Happy Holiday !*
>>>> Merry ChristmaHannuKwaanzakah to you too, Jerk.
>>>> Me in Fargo
>>>> (You in lala land).
>>> Why thank you. BTW, I don't live in la la land, as so many do, but
>>> thanks anyway. have a happy holiday season even if you wish otherwise
>>> to people you disagree with.
>> boo hoo hoo, you're a persecuted christian. yeah, on the news just the
>> other night jack-booted thugs were using truncheons on christmas carolers,
>> beating them senseless and then throwing them in jail.
>>
>> sorry they missed you.
>>
>> blake
>
> So sorry to disappoint you, but I am not persecuted at all. But, if it
> makes you feel better, please believe what you will. In fact, I
> consider myself a Christian Pagan.
>
> Merry Christmas to you too. ;-)

How is one a Christian Pagan? That seems like an oxymoron.

On Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:27:53 -0600, Ozark Baby wrote:

> On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:05:57 GMT, blake murphy
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:28:53 -0600, Ozark Baby wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 07:42:23 -0800 (PST), Lynn from Fargo
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Dec 20, 6:02*pm, Ozark Baby <ozarkb...@xxx.com> wrote:
>>>>> Christmas Puzzle for Everyone!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcar...ode=ER13610552
>>>>>
>>>>> MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
>>>>> *Twas the month before Christmas*
>>>>> *When all through our land,*
>>>>> *Not a Christian was praying*
>>>>> *Nor taking a stand.*
>>>>> *See the PC Police had taken away,*
>>>>> *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
>>>>
>>>>Merry ChristmaHannuKwaanzakah to you too, Jerk.
>>>>Me in Fargo
>>>>(You in lala land).
>>>
>>> Why thank you. BTW, I don't live in la la land, as so many do, but
>>> thanks anyway. have a happy holiday season even if you wish otherwise
>>> to people you disagree with.
>>
>>boo hoo hoo, you're a persecuted christian. yeah, on the news just the
>>other night jack-booted thugs were using truncheons on christmas carolers,
>>beating them senseless and then throwing them in jail.
>>
>>sorry they missed you.
>>
>>blake
>
> So sorry to disappoint you, but I am not persecuted at all. But, if it
> makes you feel better, please believe what you will. In fact, I
> consider myself a Christian Pagan.
>
> Merry Christmas to you too. ;-)

if you don't fell persecuted, why post the rubbish above?

blake

"ravenlynne" <[email protected]> wrote
>
> How is one a Christian Pagan? That seems like an oxymoron.

Where have you been?!

cybercat wrote:
> "ravenlynne" <[email protected]> wrote
>> How is one a Christian Pagan? That seems like an oxymoron.
>
> Where have you been?!
>
>

Assuming that's not a rhetorical question about my ignorance about
christian pagans <beg> I've been in Germany since august with no
internet waiting to deliver twins. They were born Nov 24 and we're home
in Italy now.