On Oct 29, 9:27*pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> It goes something like this:
> A bunch of kids are up on stage dressed up as vegetables
> (supposedly). *One kid, dressed as an ear of corn, turns to a little
> girl dressed up as a Sloppy Joe and says "You're supposed to dress
> up as a VEGETABLE!".
> The girl says, "I AM a full serving of vegetables". *This cues the
> announcer who explains that a prepared serving of Manwich contains a
> full USRDA serving of vegetables while showing a family chowing down
> on Sloppy Joes.
> Then the scene changes back to the Manwich girl and the ear of corn,
> She says, "And look at you, you're dressed up as a grain, not a
> Now for the irony:
> I hate to break it to you, makers of Manwich, but tomato paste and
> tomato puree(*) are not vegetables either. *Tomatoes are fruits.
> You need a new marketing team.
> Ta-DAAAAAA *dump.
> (*) Manwich ingredients: Tomato Puree , Water , Tomato Paste , High
> Fructose Corn Syrup , Corn Syrup , Salt, Less than 2% of.....
Welcome to the new age of eating. yecccch......