On Fri, 8 May 2009 09:25:27 -0700 (PDT), Food SnobŪ
<[email protected]> wrote:
>While searching for some official documents in a filing cabinet, I
>came across these lyrics:
>FAST FOOD MAN
>The food tastes good and I'm lovin' my meal
>But if I got to thinkin', it could really spoil it
>When I think about wheter you wash your hand
>When you scratch your balls or use the toilet
> Hey hey, fast food man
> I wonder if you washed your hands
> With all the things that you could do
> I'm gonna be real nice to you
>You cough a little, and you rub your nose
>You wipe your forhead and I suppose
>If I pissed you off, you could spit on my food
>And piss and **** and semen too
>From my "Stupid Punk Rock" series.
'Never disrespect the people who prepare your food and drink' is one
of the top ten rules for living.
'If a seagull won't eat it, neither should you' and 'always devise a
method of safely removing it *before* you insert it' should probably
be up there too...
Having fun, down on Airstrip One.