On Fri, 2 Jul 2010 17:27:07 -0700 (PDT), The PHANTOM
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Little Johnny understands the program and will do well as a
>capitalist.
>
> HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES
>
> The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very
>excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a
>talk on productive salesmanship.
>
> Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she
>said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil
>spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
>
> "Very good," said the teacher.
>
> Little Jenny was next:
>
> "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone
>that magazines would keep them up on current events."
>
> "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..
>
> Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.
>
> The teacher held her breath ...
>
> Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box
>full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.
>
> "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
>
> "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
>
> "Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell
>enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
>
> "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a
>Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
>
> They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog ****!"
>
> Then I would say,"It is dog ****. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
>
> "I used the Obama approach of giving you something ****ty for
>free, and then making you pay to get the ****ty taste out of your
>mouth."


Remind me to write about "smart pills".