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  1. #1
    George Leppla Guest

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    A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,

    Crissssssscoooo!'

    Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle
    3.'

    The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling
    my wife. She's in here somewhere'

    The clerk is astonished.

    'Your wife's name is Crisco?'

    The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in
    public.'

    'I see,' said the clerk.

    'What do you call her at home?'

    'Lard ass.'


    George L


  2. #2
    Andy Guest

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    If Damsel were here... <THWACK!!!>

  3. #3
    Chemo the Clown Guest

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    On Jul 22, 1:11*pm, "George Leppla" <geo...@cruisemaster.com> wrote:
    > A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
    >
    > Crissssssscoooo!'
    >
    > Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle
    > 3.'
    >
    > The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling
    > my wife. She's in here somewhere'
    >
    > The clerk is astonished.
    >
    > 'Your wife's name is Crisco?'
    >
    > The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in
    > public.'
    >
    > 'I see,' said the clerk.
    >
    > 'What do you call her at home?'
    >
    > 'Lard ass.'
    >
    > George L


    I hoid dat about 10 yars ago.

  4. #4
    projectile vomit chick Guest

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    On Jul 22, 3:11*pm, "George Leppla" <geo...@cruisemaster.com> wrote:
    > A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
    >


    *snip!

    That joke was much funnier the first time I heard it in 1975.

  5. #5
    brooklyn1 Guest

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    "projectile vomit chick" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    On Jul 22, 3:11 pm, "George Leppla" <geo...@cruisemaster.com> wrote:
    > A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
    >


    *snip!

    That joke was much funnier the first time I heard it in 1975.

    ===============

    Yeah, but... ya gotta admit (except for a lot of the garbage I post) it was
    more enjoyable reading than 99 44/100% of what's posted here.




  6. #6
    projectile vomit chick Guest

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    On Jul 22, 8:16*pm, "brooklyn1" <gravesen...@verizon.net> wrote:
    > "projectile vomit chick" <projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote in messagenews:[email protected]..
    > On Jul 22, 3:11 pm, "George Leppla" <geo...@cruisemaster.com> wrote:
    >
    > > A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,

    >
    > *snip!
    >
    > That joke was much funnier the first time I heard it in 1975.
    >
    > ===============
    >
    > Yeah, but... ya gotta admit (except for a lot of the garbage I post) it was
    > more enjoyable reading than 99 44/100% of what's posted here.


    True enough : D

  7. #7
    nospam Guest

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    brooklyn1 wrote:

    > Yeah, but... ya gotta admit (except for a lot of the garbage I post) it was
    > more enjoyable reading than 99 44/100% of what's posted here.


    No, 100% of the garbage -read your posts there- as the garbage (at least
    you got the fact that your posts are 100% garbage correct), Your posts
    are 0% enjoyable or intelligible. Most of the other posts here are at
    least marginally interesting.



  8. #8
    Omelet Guest

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    In article <[email protected]>,
    "George Leppla" <[email protected]> wrote:

    > A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
    >
    > Crissssssscoooo!'
    >
    > Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle
    > 3.'
    >
    > The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling
    > my wife. She's in here somewhere'
    >
    > The clerk is astonished.
    >
    > 'Your wife's name is Crisco?'
    >
    > The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in
    > public.'
    >
    > 'I see,' said the clerk.
    >
    > 'What do you call her at home?'
    >
    > 'Lard ass.'
    >
    >
    > George L


    I will be SO glad when summer is over and the little pain in the asses
    are back in school...

    <sigh>
    --
    Peace! Om

    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
    It's about learning to dance in the rain.
    -- Anon.

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  9. #9
    blake murphy Guest

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    On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 02:28:22 -0500, Omelet wrote:

    > In article <[email protected]>,
    > "George Leppla" <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
    >>
    >> Crissssssscoooo!'
    >>
    >> Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle
    >> 3.'
    >>
    >> The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling
    >> my wife. She's in here somewhere'
    >>
    >> The clerk is astonished.
    >>
    >> 'Your wife's name is Crisco?'
    >>
    >> The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in
    >> public.'
    >>
    >> 'I see,' said the clerk.
    >>
    >> 'What do you call her at home?'
    >>
    >> 'Lard ass.'
    >>
    >> George L

    >
    > I will be SO glad when summer is over and the little pain in the asses
    > are back in school...
    >
    > <sigh>


    meh. the joke isn't great, but we've seen worse from regulars. and i seem
    to recall george l. making food-related comments.

    your pal,
    blake

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