Thread: Lard

If Damsel were here... <THWACK!!!>

On Jul 22, 1:11*pm, "George Leppla" <geo...@cruisemaster.com> wrote:
> A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
>
> Crissssssscoooo!'
>
> Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle
> 3.'
>
> The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling
> my wife. She's in here somewhere'
>
> The clerk is astonished.
>
> 'Your wife's name is Crisco?'
>
> The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in
> public.'
>
> 'I see,' said the clerk.
>
> 'What do you call her at home?'
>
> 'Lard ass.'
>
> George L

I hoid dat about 10 yars ago.

On Jul 22, 3:11*pm, "George Leppla" <geo...@cruisemaster.com> wrote:
> A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
>

*snip!

That joke was much funnier the first time I heard it in 1975.

"projectile vomit chick" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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On Jul 22, 3:11 pm, "George Leppla" <geo...@cruisemaster.com> wrote:
> A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
>

*snip!

That joke was much funnier the first time I heard it in 1975.

===============

Yeah, but... ya gotta admit (except for a lot of the garbage I post) it was
more enjoyable reading than 99 44/100% of what's posted here.

On Jul 22, 8:16*pm, "brooklyn1" <gravesen...@verizon.net> wrote:
> "projectile vomit chick" <projectilevomitch...@netzero.com> wrote in messagenews:[email protected]..
> On Jul 22, 3:11 pm, "George Leppla" <geo...@cruisemaster.com> wrote:
>
> > A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
>
> *snip!
>
> That joke was much funnier the first time I heard it in 1975.
>
> ===============
>
> Yeah, but... ya gotta admit (except for a lot of the garbage I post) it was
> more enjoyable reading than 99 44/100% of what's posted here.

True enough : D

brooklyn1 wrote:

> Yeah, but... ya gotta admit (except for a lot of the garbage I post) it was
> more enjoyable reading than 99 44/100% of what's posted here.

No, 100% of the garbage -read your posts there- as the garbage (at least
you got the fact that your posts are 100% garbage correct), Your posts
are 0% enjoyable or intelligible. Most of the other posts here are at
least marginally interesting.

In article <[email protected]>,
"George Leppla" <[email protected]> wrote:

> A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
>
> Crissssssscoooo!'
>
> Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle
> 3.'
>
> The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling
> my wife. She's in here somewhere'
>
> The clerk is astonished.
>
> 'Your wife's name is Crisco?'
>
> The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in
> public.'
>
> 'I see,' said the clerk.
>
> 'What do you call her at home?'
>
> 'Lard ass.'
>
>
> George L

I will be SO glad when summer is over and the little pain in the asses
are back in school...

<sigh>
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It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Anon.

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On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 02:28:22 -0500, Omelet wrote:

> In article <[email protected]>,
> "George Leppla" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
>>
>> Crissssssscoooo!'
>>
>> Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle
>> 3.'
>>
>> The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling
>> my wife. She's in here somewhere'
>>
>> The clerk is astonished.
>>
>> 'Your wife's name is Crisco?'
>>
>> The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in
>> public.'
>>
>> 'I see,' said the clerk.
>>
>> 'What do you call her at home?'
>>
>> 'Lard ass.'
>>
>> George L
>
> I will be SO glad when summer is over and the little pain in the asses
> are back in school...
>
> <sigh>

meh. the joke isn't great, but we've seen worse from regulars. and i seem
to recall george l. making food-related comments.

your pal,
blake